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[riotous]

They should fire the conductor, cause those asses were flat and the knees were sharp.

The beat was a little off.

 

[Slayven]

Bless their little hearts.

 

[HappyBivouac]

Just remember, GAF, if it doesn't jut out far enough that you can set a row of books and some family photos on it, a woman's posterior is simply "no ass." Proportion? Smooth, beautiful contours? Nay, these things are simply irrelevant to man. When it comes to the topic of ass, man concerns himself only with mass. And, evidently, the more the better.

I'm representing for all the ass men who, like myself, appreciate the beauty of shape over size. Shape and proportion are inherently beautiful things; if you have an appreciation for shape and proportion, you appreciate them innately, without conscious thought. Most men go wild when they see a disproportionately large ass not because of the innate effects it has on them, but because it is easily quantified, and thus, they know they can show it off to their male buddies in the form of an animated gif without fear of being shamed for their tastes. It is less about appreciating a woman's body and more about making oneself appreciate something, because he thinks he is supposed to appreciate it. When size is the only measure, it is very easy to "like" the right things. It's no different than the way in which men make themselves like football, cars, and Busch Lite. It is simply to fulfill that desperate need to be the things and like the things a man has been conditioned to believe a man is supposed to be and to like. It is a sorry state of affairs indeed.

 

[Tacitus_]

Well... that's a thing.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

This thread

Lol, y'all foul for this. Think about the poor girls feelings. Lol #ICANT #RIP

 

[Nekofrog]

what an absolute uncoordinated, spasmy mess. I've noticed a lot of J/K pop groups don't really "dance" so much as they just move around awkwardly.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

 

[Love Deterrence]

If you don't have an ass, don't even try to twerk.

There's enough ass to make it work.

 

[Ivan 3414]

Just remember, GAF, if it doesn't jut out far enough that you can set a row of books and some family photos on it, a woman's posterior is simply "no ass." Proportion? Smooth, beautiful contours? Nay, these things are simply irrelevant to man. When it comes to the topic of ass, man concerns himself only with mass. And, evidently, the more the better.

I'm representing for all the ass men who, like myself, appreciate the beauty of shape over size. Shape and proportion are inherently beautiful things; if you have an appreciation for shape and proportion, you appreciate them innately, without conscious thought. Most men go wild when they see a disproportionately large ass not because of the innate effects it has on them, but because it is easily quantified, and thus, they know they can show it off to their male buddies in the form of an animated gif without fear of being shamed for their tastes. It is less about appreciating a woman's body and more about making oneself appreciate something, because he thinks he is supposed to appreciate it. When size is the only measure, it is very easy to "like" the right things. It's no different than the way in which men make themselves like football, cars, and Busch Lite. It is simply to fulfill that desperate need to be the things and like the things a man has been conditioned to believe a man is supposed to be and to like. It is a sorry state of affairs indeed.

lmao, this cannot be real life.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

This.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

Also firm kpop bum > enormous rap video ass or whatever. That's just reality.

Rap Ass > Rap Car.

 

[Slayven]

There's enough ass to make it work.

if you add them together.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Just remember, GAF, if it doesn't jut out far enough that you can set a row of books and some family photos on it, a woman's posterior is simply "no ass." Proportion? Smooth, beautiful contours? Nay, these things are simply irrelevant to man. When it comes to the topic of ass, man concerns himself only with mass. And, evidently, the more the better.

I'm representing for all the ass men who, like myself, appreciate the beauty of shape over size. Shape and proportion are inherently beautiful things; if you have an appreciation for shape and proportion, you appreciate them innately, without conscious thought. Most men go wild when they see a disproportionately large ass not because of the innate effects it has on them, but because it is easily quantified, and thus, they know they can show it off to their male buddies in the form of an animated gif without fear of being shamed for their tastes. It is less about appreciating a woman's body and more about making oneself appreciate something, because he thinks he is supposed to appreciate it. When size is the only measure, it is very easy to "like" the right things. It's no different than the way in which men make themselves like football, cars, and Busch Lite. It is simply to fulfill that desperate need to be the things and like the things a man has been conditioned to believe a man is supposed to be and to like. It is a sorry state of affairs indeed.

My favorite type of post on Internet forums, the "High horse/amateur psychology/I feel sorry for" trifecta of lolwut.

 

[HappyBivouac]

My favorite type of post on Internet forums, the "High horse/amateur psychology/I feel sorry for" trifecta of lolwut.

I thought about throwing in some references to strange desires repressed by western Christian values causing warped ideas about beauty and maybe something about latent homosexuality, but I thought better of it. It would've taken me out of the realm of self-parody and straight into dumb trolling, and nobody wants to see that.

 

[Slayven]

My favorite type of post on Internet forums, the "High horse/amateur psychology/I feel sorry for" trifecta of lolwut.

Game recognize game.

 

[Conciliator]

needs some kick drum

 

[triplestation]

Those are perfectly good asses

You guys wanna fuck a tyranasaurus Rex or what

I'd fuck all of them with max effort

 

[collige]

Those are perfectly good asses

You guys wanna fuck a tyranasaurus Rex or what

I'd fuck all of them with max effort

There's a difference between being generally attractive and being ass-shaking attractive. The fact remains that despite being hot k-pop girls, these women cannot twerk worth a damn.

 

[3phemeral]

 

[triplestation]

There's a difference between being generally attractive and being ass-shaking attractive. The fact remains that despite being hot k-pop girls, these women cannot twerk worth a damn.

big old jello mound asses are always disgusting

Shakety shake shake shake whole Lotta lard reserves

I'm gonna go with the proportion

 

[Slayven]

There's a difference between being generally attractive and being ass-shaking attractive. The fact remains that despite being hot k-pop girls, these women cannot twerk worth a damn.

They say those can, do, those who can't, teach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9WejXp1oM

 

[Mr. Patch]

Nothing wrong with some good old fashioned pancake butt!

Spoiler

Mizz Twerksum is still the best twerker.

 

[Hawkian]

These were the same dancers that melted the brains of these all-boys schoolers

http://imgur.com/gallery/nz0nZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Rhd6BM1MDeU

they really dug gangnam style, woah.

 

[Pathos]

There's enough ass to make it work.

if you add them together.

^This LOL

 

[Air]

There was a little bit of twerking but it was more awkward than anything else.

 

[Slayven]

Miley got folks out here looking silly.

 

[R3TRODYCE]

Well that was disappointing.

 

[Unknown One]

I can't even pop a boner to this.

 

[Technosteve]

Can they do ballet insead

 

[keuja]

There's a difference between being generally attractive and being ass-shaking attractive. The fact remains that despite being hot k-pop girls, these women cannot twerk worth a damn.

Also their knees were too sharp.

 

[Nesotenso]

like the girl in the center.

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

Both of those chicks are a big fat N-O.

 

[3phemeral]

Both of those chicks are a big fat N-O.

Well, if you don't swing that way, it's all good. Just say so.

Spoiler

The first chick is at least marginally better, right?

 

[Angelus Errare]

#dead

You mean "perreo" right?

No I'm pretty sure he means twerking, a staple in Jamaican dancehalls since forever which can trace its roots back to various tribes in Africa. I don't think Reggaeton can get credit for this one, I really don't think reggaeton can get credit for anything.

 

[Ostinatto]

Giant Bomb's Korean Pizza ad?

 

[Doctoglethorpe]

Korean Girls are beautiful, and this was pretty funny conceptually but these pop groups always put a sour taste in my mouth like any other hyper-commercialized "band."

First reply sums it up tho.

 

[oc]

but they're not a k-pop group..

they do dance covers