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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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Turin

Banned
Too hurt by ff13 to get pumped up

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Dear Rest of the UK,

Please ignore these fucking cunts and give a party who might actually do some good some attention please. Ie. the Greens.

Thanks,
Rob

Seriously, the fact that these arseholes are part of the BBC election debates and the Greens aren't, despite the Greens having an elected MP way before them is such bullshit.

"B-b-but UKIP have shown massive growth lately!" Only because you're giving them a shitload of fucking attention! No-one would give a shit otherwise!

EDIT: On a lighter note Jenny Owens Young is amazing. Best version of Call Me Maybe. Like it's unironically fantastic.
 
And anyone who actually votes UKIP is a racist and xenophobic piece of trash.

Ignorance is not an excuse. Their rampant racism and xenophobia is constantly on display for all to see. Should be listed on the party platform tbh.
 

Nerdkiller

Membeur
Yeah, I'm not holding my breath for that one to get re-synched. But they might surprise us.
Then again, they never really bothered when the game was in Japanese anyway, judging from the latest trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ax_H3wCZY

And anyone who actually votes UKIP is a racist and xenophobic piece of trash.

Ignorance is not an excuse. Their rampant racism and xenophobia is constantly on display for all to see. Should be listed on the party platform tbh.
I just love how this was their leader at one point.

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Makes me wonder...are they really in it for the love of their country? Or just so that they could make it okay to say the most inappropriate things in public that they couldn't when they were punks?
 

Kater

Banned
Oh, Amaretto! Could drink it from the bottle right away.

Mixing it with apple juice makes for some great drink too.
 

zeemumu

Member
The last hobbit movie wasn't bad. It just turned into a Dynasty Warriors game about 1/4 of the way through. I could see the alerts flashing on the screen.

Also, why didn't Sauron ever use the worms again? He could've sunk Minas Tiro the in hours.
 

Kevyt

Member
The last hobbit movie wasn't bad. It just turned into a Dynasty Warriors game about 1/4 of the way through. I could see the alerts flashing on the screen.

Also, why didn't Sauron ever use the worms again? He could've sunk Minas Tiro the in hours.

How good is it compared to the desolation of Smaug? Better or worse?
 

zeemumu

Member
How good is it compared to the desolation of Smaug? Better or worse?

Hmm, in terms of story? Probably worse, but a lot better in terms of action. When I say that it feels like a Dynasty Warriors/Hyrule Warriors game, I mean that most of the story takes place during the action scenes, so it's rushed for the pace of a real battle, like how you would see those alerts on top of the screen telling you what was going on while you were fighting in Dynasty Warriors. Also, the Smaug plot point squished into about 5-10 minutes of the beginning. I think that they should have cut some of the Gandalf side mission scenes from Desolation and used the extra time to put the first 5-10 minutes of this movie at the end of it, because damn. Smaug gets the "Count Dooku in Episode 3" treatment in terms of turning a major plot point into a minor one in comparison to the rest of the film. Also, there are a few moments that were kinda silly
Legolas walkin' on air.
I guess you could say that it kinda lacked buildup because the climax was most of the movie and what should have been the climax for Desolation was the beginning.
 
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Turin

Banned
How good is it compared to the desolation of Smaug? Better or worse?

Thranduil's still there and Thranduil's still awesome.

Also, Richard Armitage does give a very good performance with Thorin's madness.

Overall, I probably liked the Desolation the most.

Also, why didn't Sauron ever use the worms again? He could've sunk Minas Tiro the in hours.

Err, it's best not to think of the LotR films being in the same realm as the Hobbit films.

Let's just assume the Hobbit movies are like an acid induced memory of Bilbo's that he got from rubbing that ring too much.
 
End of the weekend but it's almost Christmas so

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Awwww yissssss! I'm excited even though I thought I wouldn't be!


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You got that long hair, slicked back, white t-shirt.
And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt,
And when we go crashing down, we come back every time
Cause we never go out of style
We never go out of style


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Chuckie

Member
GRRM said:
On the twelfth day...well...it was just another day for the Night's Watch...#12DaysofWesteros #books #GameOfThrones

I really hoped for a WoW reveal...but I knew better. Thanks George.
 
My local dive has this. I shall try it one of these days.

Is it meant to be drinked straight or mixed with something else?

I have it with coke, but you could probably have it straight. Maybe. I dunno. I'm not rly an alcohol expert.

Also warning: You may end up with Jack Daniels if the bar is too loud. I have had this happen too many times. It is the most disappointing thing :C
 
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