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[Ray Wonder]

That's what the urinal next to the toilet is for. You put your penis in there while sitting to take a dump on the toilet.

 

[WedgeX]

Try putting the seat down first.

This. This right here.

 

[Sora the Cat]

Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......

How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!

Wow wait, is the water level really that high in the US? Then I guess you might have a point OP.

 

[Risible]

OP I feel ya! I was over in Europe pissing off the Tower Bridge and the water was cold! And deep too! What didn't you guys build it higher?

 

[CitizenCope]

Wow I'm a confirmed grower.

 

[Dicer]

Use it to stir the shit, so to speak....

Spoiler

Just like this thread.

 

[Camoxide]

Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......

How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!

Dafaq

Ameri-GAF is this normal?

 

[Hunkasaurus Rex]

Us Americans wash our hands in the toilet and poop in the sink. You've been doing it all wrong OP.

 

[thelatestmodel]

You aren't the only one. I am constantly lowering myself slowly onto the bowl in case my nuts get dipped in cold toilet water.

It is a genuine problem.

 

[Shokifer]

Have you ever tried shitting with an erection.

Don't.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Wow wait, is the water level really that high in the US? Then I guess you might have a point OP.

No. Either his toilet was improperly installed or there's a clog. The water shouldn't be that high up.

 

[stufte]

Dafaq

Ameri-GAF is this normal?

Not really. Nearly every place I've been water is maybe 3-4 inches. That looks backed up, IMO.

 

[Ray Wonder]

I'm gonna name OP's penis Johnny Tsunami.

 

[SimleuqiR]

Wow wait, is the water level really that high in the US? Then I guess you might have a point OP.

It is not.
That's very unusual.
Looks more like a clogged toilet.

 

[TheKaeptain]

OP.

That's how your supposed to pee when you have a morning boner.

 

[Dennis]

Dafaq

Ameri-GAF is this normal?

American toilets come pre-clogged for your inconvenience.

 

[Zizbuka]

I usually just throw it over my shoulder, it seems to like that.

 

[loaf of bread]

Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......

How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!

Lol, Op your toilet is overflowing.

 

[Red]

Dafaq

Ameri-GAF is this normal?

Yes. It's fun to jump on the bandwagon and start whipping out penis jokes, but come on. OP laid it out there, and I dock firmly with him. Don't be dicks about it. Your flaccid attempts at humor do nothing to erect an argument.

 

[Falcs]

No. Either his toilet was improperly installed or there's a clog. The water shouldn't be that high up.

Not really. Nearly every place I've been water is maybe 3-4 inches. That looks backed up, IMO.

But it is normal!! Or at least everywhere I've gone to. Is it a hotel thing then??

 

[FeenixRising]

OP is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfJL51Xia4

I'm happy I wasn't the only one who thought of this song

 

[DoktorEvil]

Dafaq

Ameri-GAF is this normal?

Toilet is probably clogged. Guessing that bathroom isn't well maintained.

But it is normal!! Or at least everywhere I've gone to. Is it a hotel thing then??

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[GavinGT]

Wait, are you...are you pulling an A.C. Slater?

OP, I usually just toss mine up over one shoulder before I sit down. It's extra work but it's worth it.

No, just some toilets don't have as much clearance as others.

 

[redmetal86]

Is your toilet back home like this?

If so, where does your junk go? Does it touch that ceramic in the middle?

 

[NeOak]

It is not.
That's very unusual.
Looks more like a clogged toilet.

Not really. Nearly every place I've been water is maybe 3-4 inches. That looks backed up, IMO.

Lol, Op your toilet is overflowing.

.

 

[Red]

Toilet is probably clogged. Guessing that bathroom isn't well maintained.

Like 4/5 of all public American toilets look like this.

 

[Ray Wonder]

OPs penis pulls the high tide out of toilets, that's how massive it is.

 

[stufte]

Yes. It's fun to jump on the bandwagon and start whipping out penis jokes, but come on. OP laid it out there, and I dock firmly with him. Don't be dicks about it. Your flaccid attempts at humor do nothing to erect an argument.

 

[thelatestmodel]

No. Either his toilet was improperly installed or there's a clog. The water shouldn't be that high up.

Except this happens to me all the time everywhere I go?

 

[Gentleman Jack]

But it is normal!! Or at least everywhere I've gone to. Is it a hotel thing then??

Stop going to shitty hotels, then. Water levels that high are a sign of very poor maintenance.

 

[TwEE-N-Toast]

Wrap it around your waist a few times before letting it hang.

 

[UrokeJoe]

Just to be safe don't flush while sitting down.

 

[Steamlord]

 

[Aeriscloud]

OP laid it out there, and I dock firmly with him..

I'm sure it's a perfect fit.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Like 4/5 of all public American toilets look like this.

Public toilets, as in not home toilets.

 

[Falcs]

Stop going to shitty hotels, then. Water levels that high are a sign of very poor maintenance.

I don't. I rarely stay at anything lower than 4 star. I swear most toilets I've gone to have water at that level.

 

[DoktorEvil]

I don't. I rarely stay at anything lower than 4 star. I swear most toilets I've gone to have water at that level.

Stop going to hotels reviewed on Yelp.

LOL

OP please. Not only dong brag thread, money brag thread.

No kidding. I don't like OP and I barely know him.

 

[NeOak]

I don't. I rarely stay at anything lower than 4 star. I swear most toilets I've gone to have water at that level.

LOL

OP please. Not only dong brag thread, money brag thread.

 

[bchamba]

OP's problem isn't that his junk is too big or that the water is too high, he obviously doesn't squat. I have huge glutes from squatting that provide several inches of cushion for me helping keep my member dangling high above the water.

 

[>:)]

It's quite the problem, but I have a (temporary) solution. Just grab an icecube, and wrap your dick around it, and wait for shrinkage. It shouldn't be able to touch the ceramic or water, but finish quickly, this only works for about 30 seconds.

 

[Shokifer]

Why don't you make whirlpools with it.

Whirlpools are fun.

 

[Ray Wonder]

I've never stayed at a hotel and my penis is tiny.

 

[shadyspace]

It's so you don't get shit streaks down the sides of the bowl.

 

[Red]

It's so you don't get shit streaks down the sides of the bowl.

"I'd rather have streaks on the bowl than the knowledge my dick is being rubbed by a floater."

–Abraham Lincoln

 

[GavinGT]

We just got a new toilet and this is where the water line is:

My dong is not hitting the water, but it certainly touches the sloped ceramic at times.

 

[Ray Wonder]

We just got a new toilet and this is where the water line is:

My dong is not hitting the water, but it certainly touches the sloped ceramic at times.

Did you take a dump before you took the picture?

And is that your penis?

 

[Vashetti]

OP's problem isn't that his junk is too big or that the water is too high, he obviously doesn't squat. I have huge glutes from squatting that provide several inches of cushion for me helping keep my member dangling high above the water.

How do you squat and poop?

 

[Aeriscloud]

We just got a new toilet and this is where the water line is:

My dong is not hitting the water, but it certainly touches the sloped ceramic at times.

I can think of a few other things that aren't touching that toilet.

 

[Shokifer]

We just got a new toilet and this is where the water line is:

My dong is not hitting the water, but it certainly touches the sloped ceramic at times.

My, what lovely flecks of shit you have.

 

[GeordieMark]

Mine goes around the U-bend OP