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My johnson keeps touching the American toilet waters

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theechrisfox

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falcs said:
Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......
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How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!
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Maybe it'd help if you lower the seat instead of sitting on the rim.
 
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cameron

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Congrats on the horse cock.

Are you sitting flat on the toilet seat or are you sitting inside the ceramic bowl?
 
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Steamlord

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falcs said:
Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......
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How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!
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You are sitting with the seat down, right? You're not just dipping your entire pelvic region into the bowl or something?
 
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brotherbean

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GavinGT said:
It happens to me too, if my penis is anything but perfectly flaccid. But it usually touches the sloped ceramic rather than the water itself. Which is sort of grosser in a way, because that's where turds tend to leave their stains.
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Wait, are you...are you pulling an A.C. Slater?

OP, I usually just toss mine up over one shoulder before I sit down. It's extra work but it's worth it.
 
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DoktorEvil

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falcs said:
Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......
Picture+031.jpg


How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!
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I don't see shit, I see a toilet with water in it.

Also, if it's such a problem, stop
fucking
the water.
 
Falcs

Falcs

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Of course I put the seat down! That only adds like half an inch.

GavinGT said:
It happens to me too, if my penis is anything but perfectly flaccid. But it usually touches the sloped ceramic rather than the water itself. Which is sort of grosser in a way, because that's where turds tend to leave their stains.
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This is the other thing that happens on some toilets too.
 
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Jotamide

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I don't know what you guys do in Europe, but over here the sinks are to wash our hands.
 
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lawnchair

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american toilets have the proper amount of water

european toilets have approximately two teaspoons of water down in the bottom. every time you shit there's a skid mark like ten inches long on the back of the bowl, its absurd
 
Ray Wonder

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
Sometimes I go sit on the toilet just to give my willy a bath. Flush and watch him ride the waves.
 
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Dennis

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lawnchair said:
american toilets have the proper amount of water

european toilets have approximately two teaspoons of water down in the bottom. every time you shit there's a skid mark like ten inches long on the back of the bowl, its absurd
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Sounds more like your ass is broken.
 
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Dark Stalkers

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Dennis said:
OP is absolutely right, haters.

I made this observation in an earlier thread.

I guess the consensus was that American toilets are made for small American dicks and thus present something of a problem for our large Euro dicks.
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Is that why there were black only restrooms back in the day?
 
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SliceSabre

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falcs said:
Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......
Picture+031.jpg


How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!
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Hmm, I will admit that water is much higher than water you typically see. But water that high isn't that common in the restrooms I've been in.
 
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Gordon Shumway

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It's those damn round shitters, right? I fucking HATE those. If I visit someone and that's the option, I hold it..

Nope..That waters is pretty damn high lol.
 
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Nickle

Cool Facts: Game of War has been a hit since July 2013
Get an erection so it lays on top of the bowl. Problem solved.
 
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Red

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This isn't a brag thread. I'm from the U.S. and have had the same problem since I was 12. I recently bought a house and no joke, had all four toilets replaced because of this very issue. At work I make a little pad out of toilet paper and let my dick lay there on the bowl, in the gap of the toilet seat. It's frustrating. I feel disgusting every time I need to shit at work, like I need to shower every time I feel that dip. You bet your ass I've mentioned this on engagement surveys the past six years running. But who will listen?
 
Falcs

Falcs

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SliceSabre said:
Hmm, I will admit that water is much higher than water you typically see. But water that high isn't that common in the restrooms I've been in.
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But it's like that everywhere I've been. All hotels I've stayed at. All the public restrooms I've used. Maybe some are a little lower, but not low enough.

Crunched said:
This isn't a brag thread. I'm from the U.S. and have had the same problem since I was 12. I recently bought a house and no joke, had all four toilets replaced because of this very issue. At work I make a little pad out of toilet paper and let my dick lay there on the bowl, in the gap of the toilet seat. It's frustrating. I feel disgusting every time I need to shit at work, like I need to shower every time I feel that dip. You bet your ass I've mentioned this on engagement surveys the past six years running. But who will listen?
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YES!! Thank you!! How is it only a few of us have this problem?! I don't think I'm much bigger than average. I just don't get it!
 
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