Some of us played the 'Xbox One S Fan Noise Lottery' about 4 or 5 times before we won ....
Not an experience many will want to repeat anytime soon.
Where are you guys returning 4 or 5 open 'not technically defective' consoles to without people refusing to do it ? Like "yeah i opened it and it seems a little noisy, so take it back and give me another new one." And multiple times ? What store is this. Or did you try different stores each time ?