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August Wrasslin' |OT| I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU-LY

NeoGAF Vince McMahon and strobogo were talking up Godzilla via Twitter, Sephzilla. Or should I call you... NEOGAF VINCE MCMAHON/STROBOGO/SEPHZILLA!!

Take him away, moderators.

And then when NVM returnS, Seph faces a grim reality:

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Tom Nook

Member
Poor Chad :(

I thought Chad would get the push buts it's nice that Resuv got the win and gets a program with Orton.

So Happy that Naka wins the match.

I can see a scenario he wins the belt but Mr. Money in the Bank cashes in right after.
 

Tagyhag

Member
Still hilarious how much of a bust American Alpha was.

To go from those matches with Dash & Dawson to whatever the fuck they were doing on SD (I don't even remember their championship reign)
 
Still hilarious how much of a bust American Alpha was.

To go from those matches with Dash & Dawson to whatever the fuck they were doing on SD (I don't even remember their championship reign)
Probably because they won the titles and then were off TV for a month
 

Mahonay

Banned
Still hilarious how much of a bust American Alpha was.

To go from those matches with Dash & Dawson to whatever the fuck they were doing on SD (I don't even remember their championship reign)
They had some pretty awesome matches against the Usos. But zero storyline work or character development, so people didn't care.

Lol also yeah they just stopped putting them on TV for weeks at a time.
 
Nia's push is basically Rock's real payment.

I thought pushing Nia on the women's side and this were the payments:
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Jason Jordan left Chad hanging.

I hope they meet at Summerslam.

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Jeff Jarrett gonna sue.

Jason Jordon will forced to buy gold from Jarrett in a settlement.

Jarrett is this business's greatest B-tier businessman. He'll license out the "Double J" moniker and inject more money into GFW.
 

Raw64life

Member
The build will no doubt be awful. Guy who sucks at promos vs. guy with poor English. The anti-American shtick makes no sense for this feud but they'll probably do it anyway because it's all Vince knows.

Can't wait to see Nakamura's American flag pants at Summerslam.
 

Mahonay

Banned
Well yes sort of. I don't think those two are blood related. I don't think Tamina is either.

But Nia is.

edit:if wrong correct me
Yeah no you're right, Roman is first cousin once removed of both The Rock and Usos.
The build will no doubt be awful. Guy who sucks at promos vs. guy with poor English. The anti-American shtick makes no sense for this feud but they'll probably do it anyway because it's all Vince knows.

Can't wait to see Nakamura's American flag pants at Summerslam.
Lol
 
Nakamura:

"I........am not from.......America..............

But.....................I.........love..................America................"

Cut to Jinder, fuming with rage
 
For real though, why does Nakamura's finisher look so shit since he went to WWE?
It looked great when Sami ate the first one ever in WWE but Sami is a master of sellin
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Going through gifs of this match makes me sad, Holy shit are they neutered now. I can't remember the last time Zayn did this
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Or Nak doing more of this
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I was there live all the way up top but man that was something to experience. I'm going to watch this again after work.
 

Zach

Member
It looked great when Sami ate the first one ever in WWE but Sami is a master of sellin
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Going through gifs of this match makes me sad, Holy shit are they neutered now. I can't remember the last time Zayn did this
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Or Nak doing more of this
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I was there live all the way up top but man that was something to experience. I'm going to watch this again after work.

I was there live and didn't see you, liar.

Ok that Fashion Peaks bit was fantastic

ENOUGH WITH THE METAPHORS

It was classically lame WWE schlock. Good day!
 

Tom Nook

Member
It looked great when Sami ate the first one ever in WWE but Sami is a master of sellin
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Going through gifs of this match makes me sad, Holy shit are they neutered now. I can't remember the last time Zayn did this
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Or Nak doing more of this
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I was there live all the way up top but man that was something to experience. I'm going to watch this again after work.

Why can't WWE do a rematch now they're both on Smackdown? :(

That match was so good.
 

Egg0

Banned
Do you guys think commercials neuter matches? Like imagine if the G1 were televised and there were 1-2 commercial in the middle of all the matches. Would that result in more headlock spots?
 

jmdajr

Member
I miss feuds where it wasn't about heel or face, it's just two guys trying to prove they are the best.

How often have we had of these in the WWE?

Rock vs Austin (not the first time)
Warrior vs Hogan
Shawn vs Hogan
Shawn vs Angle
Shawn vs Taker
Shawn vs Bret

I see a pattern. But yeah Cena had a few. Cena vs Punk. Cena vs Bryan.
 

Mahonay

Banned
I miss feuds where it wasn't about heel or face, it's just two guys trying to prove they are the best.
That was Stone Cold vs The Rock in a nutshell.

And then when Vince did make it about faces and heels, with that nonsense heel turn from Austin at WM17, it immediately sucked all the air right out of it. In the bigger picture, that was the beginning of the downturn for WWE.
 

Mahonay

Banned
How often have we had of these in the WWE?

Rock vs Austin (not the first time)
Warrior vs Hogan
Shawn vs Hogan
Shawn vs Angle
Shawn vs Taker
Shawn vs Bret

I see a pattern. But yeah Cena had a few. Cena vs Punk. Cena vs Bryan.
It's a rare occurrence now.
 

Jashobeam

Member
That botched exploder looked nasty, if that was anyone else but Cena that would have been career ending. I kind of blamed Nak for that cuz he should have been able to call an audible there and turned it into a backdrop knowing that he couldnt give Cena that extra boost needed to flip Cena completely over his head.
 

rrc1594

Member
That was Stone Cold vs The Rock in a nutshell.

And then when Vince did make it about faces and heels, with that nonsense heel turn from Austin at WM17, it immediately sucked all the air right out of it. In the bigger picture, that was the beginning of the downturn for WWE.

Only good thing about Austin's heel turn was when he beat Cole's ass.
 

Sephzilla

Member
Austin's heel turn at WM17 ruins that feud and ruins WM17 for me.

Actually I think the Rock/Austin WM17 feud in general could have been better. There was also the whole shoehorning Debra into it part
 
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