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College Football 2017 Offseason: We're Not a Football School Anyway

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Sirpopopop

Member
You mock us Texas fan, but guess what? You root for Texas.

Have they ever won anything ever?

Rutgers vs. Texas would have been a gutter bowl last year!

Washington is a historically superior program to Texas.
 
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perfectchaos007

Member
Sirpopopop said:
You mock us Texas fan, but guess what? You root for Texas.

Have they ever won anything ever?

Rutgers vs. Texas would have been a gutter bowl last year!

Washington is a historically superior program to Texas.
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All time wins among current FBS programs:

1. Michigan 935
2. Texas 891
3. Nebraska 889
4. Ohio State 886
5. Oklahoma 883
6. Alabama 878
7. Notre Dame 874
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20. Washington 708
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38. Rutgers 645
 
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Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
perfectchaos007 said:
All time wins among current FBS programs:

1. Michigan 935
2. Alabama 907
Not 2. Texas 891
3. Nebraska 889
4. Ohio State 886
5. Oklahoma 883

7. Notre Dame 874
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20. Washington 708
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38. Rutgers 645
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we don't celebrate the NCAA's war on Books or Napkins here.
 
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Sirpopopop

Member
perfectchaos007 said:
All time wins among current FBS programs:

1. Michigan 935
2. Texas 891
3. Nebraska 889
4. Ohio State 886
5. Oklahoma 883
6. Alabama 878
7. Notre Dame 874
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20. Washington 708
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38. Rutgers 645
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That's not real history. That's some fake history from ancient times. Like, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and were intelligent and played on Notre Dame's offensive line.

When the dinosaurs went extinct, Notre Dame's offensive line pipeline disappeared. It's why they are terrible now.
 
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PlayALLtheGames

Banned
I feel like people who post about Gators and jorts were cryo'ed back in the 90's and thawed a few days ago.

It's over, boys and girls. We became so sensitive about it over the decades that we stopped wearing them long ago and now all the other SEC schools wear them more than all UF students combined but they're still trying to make fun of us for it. Y'all playing yourselves.
 
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El_Chino

Member
PlayALLtheGames said:
I feel like people who post about Gators and jorts were cryo'ed back in the 90's and thawed a few days ago.

It's over, boys and girls. We became so sensitive about it over the decades that we stopped wearing them long ago and now all the other SEC schools wear them more than all UF students combined but they're still trying to make fun of us for it. Y'all playing yourselves.
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perfectchaos007

Member
I guess I'll have to verify these claims that Gainesville is no longer the jorts Capital of America the next time I visit Gainesville.

I will never visit Gainseville
 
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mre

Golden Domers are chickenshit!!
PlayALLtheGames said:
I feel like people who post about Gators and jorts were cryo'ed back in the 90's and thawed a few days ago.

It's over, boys and girls. We became so sensitive about it over the decades that we stopped wearing them long ago and now all the other SEC schools wear them more than all UF students combined but they're still trying to make fun of us for it. Y'all playing yourselves.
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That's a god damned lie. The night I first landed in Gainesville in August of 2010, I stayed at a shitty Days Inn on the northside of town next to a Taco Bell. Walked there for dinner and the very first person I saw in Gainesville, other than the desk clerk at the hotel, was a guy walking out of the Taco Bell wearing cut off jorts and a Gator t-shirt. Hand to God.
 
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El_Chino

Member
mre said:
That's a god damned lie. The night I first landed in Gainesville in August of 2010, I stayed at a shitty Days Inn on the northside of town next to a Taco Bell. Walked there for dinner and the very first person I saw in Gainesville, other than the desk clerk at the hotel, was a guy walking out of the Taco Bell wearing cut off jorts and a Gator t-shirt. Hand to God.
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We didn't say they didn't exist, it's just not common anymore.
 
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AntoneM

Member
PlayALLtheGames said:
I feel like people who post about Gators and jorts were cryo'ed back in the 90's and thawed a few days ago.

It's over, boys and girls. We became so sensitive about it over the decades that we stopped wearing them long ago and now all the other SEC schools wear them more than all UF students combined but they're still trying to make fun of us for it. Y'all playing yourselves.
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Please, that would be like me saying ASU isn't a party school anymore.
 
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Monroeski

Unconfirmed Member
Current projected 2-deep for us has only 5 seniors listed, all on offense and all skill positions. 3 WR, 1 QB, and 1 RB (though his grip on a starting job is tenuous).

If we can manage to win enough games this season to keep Kingsbury from getting fired he could be cooking with gas in 2018. If nothing else it sets up for his replacement pretty well.
 
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Draxal

Member
perfectchaos007 said:
All time wins among current FBS programs:

1. Michigan 935
2. Texas 891
3. Nebraska 889
4. Ohio State 886
5. Oklahoma 883
6. Alabama 878
7. Notre Dame 874
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20. Washington 708
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38. Rutgers 645
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Iunno, we might be horrible, but we didn't lose to Kansas the last time we played them.
 
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Sirpopopop

Member
Texas is a gutter trash program.

Lot of scandals there. They pay their recruits a lot of money, but can't beat Kansas!

Really, it's a disaster. I hope they fix things soon, because Texas is a Sleeping Giant. Imagine what college football would be like, if they were actually good!
 
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PlayALLtheGames

Banned
andycapps said:
There's a reason it's a stereotype. You and the new Gata are kidding yourselves.
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Yeah it exists because of the 90's.

WLOCP has UGA fans in jorts all over the place these days. More than UF fans. Sorry to break it to you. Now you're the stereotype!

We'll still take the gelled hair and preppy clothes and "they're not a real SEC school" shit though. We don't really want to be a "real SEC school." Just look at the rest of you.

El_Chino said:
We all have fans were not proud of, even Georgia.

0905GeorgiaFan3_0.jpg
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FOR THE DAAAAWWWWWGGSSSSSS
 
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El_Chino

Member
mre said:
He literally said just that.
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Oh well, I lived in Gainesville for 4 years when attending UF. Only time jorts were seen at all, were Saturdays and even then it's not how you guys make it out to be.

Point is, no one has an exceptional fan base in CFB. Especially in the SEC.
 
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PlayALLtheGames

Banned
Alright enough about FUCKING JORTS.

Anyone want to guess as to their first offensive series this year?

Florida:

1. Rush Jordan Scarlett for 4 yds
2. Rush Jordan Scarlett for no gain
3. Pass incomplete to Tyrie Cleveland
4. Punt

Just because we love those kinds of openings.

What I want to see of course is a fucking bomb to Antonio Callaway.
 
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andycapps

Member
El_Chino said:
We all have fans were not proud of, even Georgia.

0905GeorgiaFan3_0.jpg
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I mean, that's a kid that dresses up like a wrestler or something for games. I was talking about the average fans that attend games. I get it though, it's a thing of the past for Gata fans.

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cdyhybrid said:
Looking svelte there andy
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It's nice to know my hard work is paying off.

bucknuticus said:
sounds like for weed, probably just a 1 game suspension
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Meyer quote in that article said at least a few games. Shame he wasn't in the Circle of Trust!
 
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perfectchaos007

Member
El_Chino said:
Oh well, I lived in Gainesville for 4 years when attending UF. Only time jorts were seen at all, were Saturdays and even then it's not how you guys make it out to be.

Point is, no one has an exceptional fan base in CFB. Especially in the SEC.
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poligaf would accuse you of whataboutism.
 
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Sirpopopop

Member
Look, we all know that Duke has a superior football program to UNC and NC State. It is historically, the top football program in North Carolina. Coach Cutcliffe is an amazing head coach who is a Duke institution.
 
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El_Chino

Member
PlayALLtheGames said:
Alright enough about FUCKING JORTS.

Anyone want to guess as to their first offensive series this year?

Florida:

1. Rush Jordan Scarlett for 4 yds
2. Rush Jordan Scarlett for no gain
3. Pass incomplete to Tyrie Cleveland
4. Punt

Just because we love those kinds of openings.

What I want to see of course is a fucking bomb to Antonio Callaway.
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OLine is better, Franks and Zaire would be better than Del Río and Appleby last year.

Hoping for the best.

I'm worried about defense. How big of a drop are we going to experience?
 
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PlayALLtheGames

Banned
El_Chino said:
OLine is better, Franks and Zaire would be better than Del Río and Appleby last year.

Hoping for the best.

I'm worried about defense. How big of a drop are we going to experience?
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Who the fuck knows. Would have been nice not to lose a senior safety for the year but I'm confident in Shannon to get the job done. I believe the athleticism is there and we played with a bunch of these guys last year when we had all those injuries and seemed to be pretty solid.

perfectchaos007 said:
Texas just landed the #1 DT in the state for 2018. Back up to #3 in the 247 ranks. We coming for you Miami!
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What kind of god-levels is Tom throwing at recruits? Clearly not as highs as Richt's. Turn up the godliness.
 
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perfectchaos007

Member
PlayALLtheGames said:
Who the fuck knows. Would have been nice not to lose a senior safety for the year but I'm confident in Shannon to get the job done. I believe the athleticism is there and we played with a bunch of these guys last year when we had all those injuries and seemed to be pretty solid.



What kind of god-levels is Tom throwing at recruits? Clearly not as highs as Richt's. Turn up the godliness.
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I think the state of Florida has higher ranked recruits than Texas this go-around. That helps Miami's cause. A quick look at 247 shows the highest ranked recruit in Texas is ranked #13 overall. The state of Florida has 3 recruits ranked higher than that.
 
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Albino_Yeti

Member
Any Last Chance U fans in here? I've been watching season 1 today, and Coach Buddy just comes across as a huge asshole to me.

His assistant coaches all seem like great coaches though.
 
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Sirpopopop

Member
Draxal - Are you following this Nick Suriano wrestling situation?

What are your thoughts on the matter? Was Cael Sanderson right not to give him the waiver to come to Rutgers?
 
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