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Chelsea and PSG usually don't meet until the KO stages. In the group stages Chelsea has had relatively easy draws.

Bayern will meet Atletico in the group stages and, I don't know how yet, Arsenal in the first KO stage.

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Markitron

Is currently staging a hunger strike outside Gearbox HQ while trying to hate them to death
But will Barcelona get Celtic again?

Bayern, Barca, Liverpool, Celtic.

Calling it now. Sub-plots all over the shop: In the battle for Phil's soul Liverpool win at the Camp Nou (again) via a Lazar Markovich screamer and he follows up with the golf club celebration. Rodgers gives up and plays his youth side against Liverpool, but manages to win via a Lovren own goal and a Kolo Toure hattrick of headers from corners. Last game of the group, Liverpool come from 3-0 down to draw level with Ancelotti's Bayern, but end up in 3rd as Celtic and their 'character' do the double over Barca. Barca get knocked out and Phil says they are too fat and he never wanted them anyway, before cheating on LFC again with PSG (who are total sluts).
 

MrS

Banned
Rooney retiring from England is good for Everton. Amazingly, this is the first time in years his call up would have actually been earned because he's playing well right now.

Pogba's new haircut is shit.
 

PowderedToast

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That Anfield crowd has been known to get a little nervous these past few seasons, especially if they concede.
europe, but to avoid being romantic, it's a genuinely different crowd that attracts a different mentality

wouldn't be surprised if we got spooked tonight, it won't be easy. but our resilience is pretty incredible in these situations
 

TimmmV

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Bayern, Barca, Liverpool, Celtic.

Calling it now. Sub-plots all over the shop: In the battle for Phil's soul Liverpool win at the Camp Nou (again) via a Lazar Markovich screamer and he follows up with the golf club celebration. Rodgers gives up and plays his youth side against Liverpool, but manages to win via a Lovren own goal and a Kolo Toure hattrick of headers from corners. Last game of the group, Liverpool come from 3-0 down to draw level with Ancelotti's Bayern, but end up in 3rd as Celtic and their 'character' do the double over Barca. Barca get knocked out and Phil says they are too fat and he never wanted them anyway, before cheating on LFC again with PSG (who are total sluts).

What a ridiculous post, everyone knows that Kolo has left Celtic!

The rest is fine though
 

Lashley

Why does he wear the mask!?
Can't see Liverpool getting past the group stages

My mate thinks they'll reach at least the semi's but he has a hardon for Klopp
 

TimmmV

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Can't see Liverpool getting past the group stages

My mate thinks they'll reach at least the semi's but he has a hardon for Klopp

It very much depends on the draw, there are very good teams in both pot A and B that would expect to finish first in any group, but equally there are a few teams that Liverpool should be beating in both pots too

Assuming Liverpool qualify tonight obviously.
 

Markitron

Is currently staging a hunger strike outside Gearbox HQ while trying to hate them to death
What a ridiculous post, everyone knows that Kolo has left Celtic!

The rest is fine though

He's re-signing for the Liverpool games obviously.

Danny Murphy still chatting about Van Dijk

What a waste of time. I still think he may go, but definitely not to Liverpool, not after what happened.
 

MrS

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Isn't getting Rooney out of the national side more about moving forward than anything else?
Football should be a meritocracy though. If he's good enough to make the team, he should be picked. His form is good and he could do a job. He seems to be playing with freedom again.
 

Doc_Drop

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I mean to a point I agree, and I'm no expert, but are we playing him as a lone striker? A number 10? in a partnership? How does that fit with the system? Should the system encompass him or vice versa?
 

LeleSocho

Banned
Seeing so many people fearing to get Napoli feels so strange... and good.
Pretty sure we'll get Bayern, Barcelona and Celtic and we'll be out immediately but for now i'll enjoy the moment.
 

Markitron

Is currently staging a hunger strike outside Gearbox HQ while trying to hate them to death
Balotelli being booed by his own fans. Took longer than I expected tbh.

I'd say it was a massive waste of talent, but even when he was rated, he was still horribly inconsistent.
 

MikeBison

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Danny Murphy still chatting about Van Dijk

Is it surprising? He wants/wanted to move to Liverpool. They want/wanted him. LFC have a fat stack of cash. It's Southampton.

I agree the move probably won't happen anymore, but the only people bothered are Saints fans. Nobody gives a shit about the 'tapping up' other than them.

Some are acting like the school snitch ffs. "They can't even look at VVD or we'll report them to the PL again and get them a transfer ban"
 

KingSnake

The Birthday Skeleton
I expect Liverpool to reach semis if their sqaud remains fit. And I am not even a Liverpool fan.

So you think that Liverpool will perform better in CL than at least 7 from the following teams:

Real, Bayern, Chelsea, Juventus, Barcelona, PSG, Dortmund, City, United, Atletico?

With their defence? That's bold.
 

Beefy

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Is it surprising? He wants/wanted to move to Liverpool. They want/wanted him. LFC have a fat stack of cash. It's Southampton.

I agree the move probably won't happen anymore, but the only people bothered are Saints fans. Nobody gives a shit about the 'tapping up' other than them.

Some are acting like the school snitch ffs. "They can't even look at VVD or we'll report them to the PL again and get them a transfer ban"

*Cough* Coutinho *cough* there are always dudes that take football way too seriously. Just ask the Liverpool fans that post on everything Saints related. Every team has cringy as fuck fans, the bigger the team is the more they have (which is obvious).

Fans have every right to be annoyed at how Van Dijk and Liverpool have acted. Just like how Liverpool fans have every right to be annoyed with Coutinho and Barca. But some go way over the top especially on Twitter. Way too many crazy people on there.
 
So you think that Liverpool will perform better in CL than at least 7 from the following teams:

Real, Bayern, Chelsea, Juventus, Barcelona, PSG, Dortmund, City, United, Atletico?

With their defence? That's bold.

They are pretty good vs strong teams as evidenced by last PL season and even in Europa League. I expect same thing to happen this season. Also a lot depends on Coutinho staying too.
 
Saints just sold a dude to Spurs right? Really would be surprised if they sold VVD at this point, doesn't feel like they need too. Or they're banking on stupid money being offered in the final week which I can totally see happening.
 
*Cough* Coutinho *cough* there are always dudes that take football way too seriously. Just ask the Liverpool fans that post on everything Saints related. Every team has cringy as fuck fans, the bigger the team is the more they have (which is obvious).

Fans have every right to be annoyed at how Van Dijk and Liverpool have acted. Just like how Liverpool fans have every right to be annoyed with Coutinho and Barca. But some go way over the top especially on Twitter. Way too many crazy people on there.

I don't post on anything Saints related and I'm a Liverpool fan. Just saying.
 

Beefy

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Saints just sold a dude to Spurs right? Really would be surprised if they sold VVD at this point, doesn't feel like they need too. Or they're banking on stupid money being offered in the final week which I can totally see happening.

Gazzaniga for £3m. Dude hasn't played for the first team in years. People need to remember Saints have new owners, who are still saying Van Dijk won't be sold. ( I can see him going next season)
 

Beefy

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I don't post on anything Saints related and I'm a Liverpool fan. Just saying.

Why I said the ones that do, you get normal and crazy fans at all clubs. Twitter makes it far easier for the crazies to get heard. You just have to look at the shit Lineker has to put up with. Dude must be beyond bored of it.
 

MikeBison

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*Cough* Coutinho *cough* there are always dudes that take football way too seriously. Just ask the Liverpool fans that post on everything Saints related. Every team has cringy as fuck fans, the bigger the team is the more they have (which is obvious).

Fans have every right to be annoyed at how Van Dijk and Liverpool have acted. Just like how Liverpool fans have every right to be annoyed with Coutinho and Barca. But some go way over the top especially on Twitter. Way too many crazy people on there.

I'd argue that what Barca have been cooking up is way worse, but we haven't reported them or anything. I'm pretty indifferent re: the Phil situation. Totally understand why he would want to go. But Southampton fans can't understand why he would want to go to Liverpool when it's clearly a good move for him in quite a few ways.

Seem to remember Southampton getting Mane to go on strike at Salzburg so they could get him on deadline day. Kids in glass houses and all that.

Think I just dislike Southampton in general. Lived in Bournemouth when I was younger and Saints fans were always pretty poisonous. A far cry from the squeaky clean image that they're usually painted in.
 

MikeBison

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Why I said the ones that do, you get normal and crazy fans at all clubs. Twitter makes it far easier for the crazies to get heard. You just have to look at the shit Lineker has to put up with. Dude must be beyond bored of it.

Agree on Twitter. Absolute worst that football has to offer. I don't use it, just catch wind of what people have posted on it through forums etc.
 

Beefy

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I'd argue that what Barca have been cooking up is way worse, but we haven't reported them or anything. I'm pretty indifferent re: the Phil situation. Totally understand why he would want to go. But Southampton fans can't understand why he would want to go to Liverpool when it's clearly a good move for him in quite a few ways.

Seem to remember Southampton getting Mane to go on strike at Salzburg so they could get him on deadline day. Kids in glass houses and all that.

Think I just dislike Southampton in general. Lived in Bournemouth when I was younger and Saints fans were always pretty poisonous. A far cry from the squeaky clean image that they're usually painted in.

I don't get people that generalise a whole fan base just because of some wastes. I could label all Chelsea fans racist, but they aren't. I guess it helps that I never get attached to anything so much I don't feel the need to go crazy over it. Guessing that is the Jamaican part of me.
 

MikeBison

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I don't get people that generalise a whole fan base just because of some wastes.

Do you generalise Portsmouth fans? Liverpool fans? That seems to be pretty popular on Saints boards recently. Don't think I even hear United fans use victim/dipper etc as much as they do now.
 

Beefy

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Do you generalise Portsmouth fans? Liverpool fans? That seems to be pretty popular on Saints boards recently. Don't think I even hear United fans use victim/dipper etc as much as they do now.

Never, I don't even have a problem with Pompey. I was born in Jamaica though, then moved to London. Then moved to Southampton when a young teen. So I haven't been brought up to be a crazy fan. I just think the crazy die hard fans get way to much coverage then they should.
 
Gazzaniga for £3m. Dude hasn't played for the first team in years. People need to remember Saints have new owners, who are still saying Van Dijk won't be sold. ( I can see him going next season)

3 mil? Fair if he's been away from the first team, still not gonna cheer up Danny Rose though 😏 I just remember seeing a buncha headlines about you guys needing to sell if you wanted to buy more.

Are we really doing that 'some team's fans are worse than others' shit again? It's boring. There are melts around every club, any of that talk just becomes slitslinging because we all have endless ammo against eachother.
 

Beefy

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3 mil? Fair if he's been away from the first team, still not gonna cheer up Danny Rose though �� I just remember seeing a buncha headlines about you guys needing to sell if you wanted to buy more.

Are we really doing that 'some team's fans are worse than others' shit again? It's boring. There are melts around every club, any of that talk just becomes slitslinging because we all have endless ammo against eachother.

No need to sell before we buy. All debts and loans were cleared when Gao bought us.
 
Why I said the ones that do, you get normal and crazy fans at all clubs. Twitter makes it far easier for the crazies to get heard. You just have to look at the shit Lineker has to put up with. Dude must be beyond bored of it.

My bad. That can be easily be read as you lumping all Liverpool fans together. I stay away from Twitter, some fans are pretty pathetic.
 
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Oh come on, that's impossible with their defense.
If they get lucky, it will be a Round of 16 season.

Didn't you watch PL last year? Chelsea couldn't beat them. They got maximum points vs top 6 teams. Defense was still shit. Except PSG, Bayern, Juve and Real, I can see them compete well with other teams. Even Leicester were decent vs Atletico last season.

I would love to see them get knocked out and play in Europa though.
 

sammex

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Really looking forward to the game tonight. Think we'll get through and if we score first then Hoffenheim will fold.

If we reach the group stage I'd love to draw all the best sides. Real/Munich/Juve, Barca/Atletico/PSG, Feynoord/Leipzig/CSKA. Any combo of those will do. (Maybe not Atletico actually) What's the point in getting into the CL if you don't want to play the best? A group of Spartak Moscow, Porto, and Maribor would be probably the easiest draw but the games would be shite. Plus we tend to play better against sides that come at us.

Or put all our best players on the bench...

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