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NFL 2017 Week 3 |OT| An Epidemic of "Leakyolinitus" has Broken Out
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You sure know a lot about Florida and the Walt Disney Company for someone who doesn't have illegitimate children living in Florida.
Dutch Gronk
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I think I might prefer daughters over sons? Maybe just one each.
A wise man once said if you have a son you only have to worry about one penis, if you have a daughter you have to worry about all of them
Dutch Gronk
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You do have a point there...
Himynameischris
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with no kids you dont have to worry about shit
So can you understand?
Why I want a daughter while I'm still young
I wanna hold her hand
And show her some beauty
Before this damage is done
Yeah but then you get into your 70s and 80s and don't have anyone to take care of you for free
That might just be the best description I've seen of him off the field
(He's hotter, tho)
FloydtheFathead
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I'm not perfect
There's nothing wrong with Floy putting pineapple on hotdogs.
AbortedWalrusFetus
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I don't know why anyone holds up this myth of your kids taking care of you when you're old. Go to your local retirement home and ask 90% of the people when the last time they saw their kids was. You'll be lucky to find more than a small handful that have seen them in the last month.
Himynameischris
Member
why are you living in 2016 friend , join us in the misery that is 2017
true if you're using FMT's definition of free
But they're like half the price in the US!
FloydtheFathead
Member
I'm not that bad
quit whining
Himynameischris
Member
If it becomes chronic than your post is legit.
In other news, I think the Broncos beat their toughest opponent this year other than the Cheats and the AFC best division. There might be semen, semen everywhere by the playoffs!
one each is awesome.
quit being a sexist pos and teach your daughter self respect and she wont go looking for penis for fulfillment.
Damn. That escalated quickly.
Sweeney Tom
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Agreed, especially having to worry about whether or not to teach said kid a sport that will end up crippling their brain and also legs
Dutch Gronk
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My left handed pitcher kids will be fine.
Your poor taste in teams is only surpassed by your poor taste in pets
CrocMother
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Eagles-culture folks
I think meant winning
Dogs are shitty replacements for kids. Just have a kid. They are way more rewarding and less work. Trust me.
Don't lump all of us in with that
CrocMother
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You seem like the most sane Eagles fan around.
Sweeney Tom
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Who are they gonna throw snowballs and batteries and battery-filled snowballs at this year
Photo taken at a charity softball game
YankeeHater plays to win, brah!
CrocMother
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Why are cops always bald/balding and have the worst balding-haircuts?
They bring shame to my tribe
They bring shame to my tribe
DeaconKnowledge
Member
I only have to pick up a kids shit for 3 years.
high and tight is a haircut for kids
Don't forget the Fieri backwards shades
yankeehater
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I love having kids. I also have a dog but the kids are far more enjoyable.
I dunno how. All I know is my dog is more needy than my 3-year-old daughter. And way more annoying.
#TeamKids
yankeehater
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I know you are joking but I used to play basketball at the playground near my house growing up and people would quit playing because we would play so hard.
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