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[SmackAttack]

Thanks for the welcomes, all.

Ugh gross.

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Welcome, maybe you'll have a more positive outlook than the rest of bummers-ville Wings-Age.

Definitely. Don't like to be negative.

... that's even closer! Totally forgot about that. MacAttack/SmackAttack. mhmm.

I was unaware of this...

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or maybe?

 

[Wingfan19]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO

YOU KNOW, I'M ALL ABOUT CLASS. I WENT TO 'EM, I TAUGHT 'EM, DIDN'T FINISH 'EM, BUT THAT DON'T COUNT, EH.

I'M SITTIN' HERE WATCHIN' THE RED WINGS PLAY THE MAPLE LEAFS EH, AN' WHAT DO I SEE? CHRIS CHELIOS MAKIN' A MOCKERY OUTTA THE GAME WITH HIS CELEBRATION AFTER SCORIN'. I'M SO STEAMED ABOUT IT, EH.

WATCH HIM GO DOWN, WATCH HIM SLIDE ON HIS HELMET, WATCH HIM DISGRACE THE RED WINGS ORGANIZATION. YUCK, EH.

THIS GAME AIN'T AN EXHIBITION. YOU GOT THE LIKES OF STEVIE YZERMAN, TEDDY LINDSAY AN' PATTY VERBEEK IN THAT SAME GAME AN' YOU CAN BET THEY'RE EMBARRASSED. GOOD CANADIAN GUYS LIKE THEM AREN'T GONNA BESMIRCH THE GAME LIKE WHAT CHELIOS DID, EH. IMAGINE WHAT POOR GORDIE HOWE WAS THINKIN' AFTER SEEIN' THAT? I BET YOU GORDIE JUST SAT QUIETLY AN' FROWNED. THEN YOU GOT SCOTTIE BOWMAN THERE COACHIN', PROBABLY READY TO QUIT AFTER SEEIN' THAT. IF I WAS SCOTTY, CHELIOS WOULD BE GLUED TO THAT BENCH THE REST OF THE GAME.

IS CHELIOS TRYIN' TO COMPENSATE FOR THE LACK OF RUSSIANS IN THIS GAME? I KNEW HE WAS A COMMUNIST. THEM RUSSIANS FINALLY GOT TO HIM. HE DIDN'T GET A DUI FROM NORTH AMERICAN DRINKS. PROBABLY GOT SPIKED WITH SOME STALIN SEMEN OR SOMETHIN'.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY KIDS: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, WASHIN' MY HANDS, AN' I SAW CHRIS CHELIOS IN A BATHROOM STALL. HE LEFT HIS DOOR OPEN 'CAUSE AMERICANS EH. ANYWAY, HE WAS IN THAT BATHROOM, AN' HE SUDDENLY FLIPPED AROUND AN' STARTED PEEIN' UPSIDE DOWN. THAT'S WHEN I KNEW THE RUSSIANS GOT TO HIM. STEVIE YZERMAN SUDDENLY BURST IN, FLIPPED CHELIOS UPRIGHT AN' SHOWED HIM HOW TO PEE LIKE A REAL CANADIAN. BOBBY ORR WOULDA BEEN SO PROUD.

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[Quick]

I was unaware of this...

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or maybe?

 

[Kave_Man]

Wow did the salt rain down so hard when Domi scored.

I chuckled.

 

[Quick]

Wow did the salt rain down so hard when Domi scored.

I chuckled.

So good.

 

[Dr.Acula]

Wow did the salt rain down so hard when Domi scored.

I chuckled.

Oh man lol

 

[ZeroGravity]

Bernier is starting the Winter Classic.

James Reimer death stare intensifies.

 

[lupinko]

LEAFS!

 

[DopeyFish]

Woah thomas

 

[Wingfan19]

Osgood is getting lit up haha

 

[Razorskin]

Leafs back in this.

 

[Razorskin]

Palmateer > CuJo > Potvin

 

[Smiley90]

Joseph's mask/hat combo is amazing

 

[Wingfan19]

Ozzie with 2 f bombs so far being mic'd up

 

[DopeyFish]

A penalty shot lol

 

[Kave_Man]

Fucking refs!!!

That's not a penalty in the

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NHL.

 

[Quick]

lol

Fuckin' A, Stumpy! Fuckin' A.

 

[DopeyFish]

Lol, they allowed those 2 F bombs by roberts

 

[Zombie James]

Cujo being Cujo.

 

[JABEE]

Cujo

 

[yyzjohn]

They ran that penalty shot back at normal speed it was still like slo mo

 

[Quick]

Lol, they allowed those 2 F bombs by roberts

CBC don't give a fuck.

 

[DopeyFish]

Cujo being Cujo.

Too bad cujo sucked for us in his comeback

 

[JABEE]

Lol, they allowed those 2 F bombs by roberts

And it was a highlight reel! It wasn't even live.

 

[Razorskin]

Lanny is what Americans envision when they think of Canadians.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Too bad cujo sucked for us in his comeback

Still better than Toskala

 

[lupinko]

Still better than Toskala

JS Aubin was better than Toskala, actually no wait, he was really better than Toskala!

 

[Dr.Acula]

JS Aubin was better than Toskala, actually no wait, he was really better than Toskala!

Who remembers Kidd?

 

[Razorskin]

Clark with the slapper.

 

[Quick]

Who remembers Kidd?

His pads were pretty awesome.

 

[Kave_Man]

Who remembers Kidd?

I do:

 

[Razorskin]

MCCABE

 

[Kave_Man]

HOLY SHIT MCCABE!!!

Tie game, that was kinda hype.

 

[Quick]

MCCABE.

MVP

 

[Zombie James]

MCCABE SCORES IN THE RIGHT NET.

 

[criesofthepast]

Lol amazing

 

[Wingfan19]

Wings gonna Wing!

 

[lupinko]

Who remembers Kidd?

I do, Coney made him laugh his ass off.

 

[Zombie James]

Iafrate is overheating.

 

[Quick]

Iafrate's head is literally steaming.

 

[DopeyFish]

LOL the steam coming off iafrate's head

 

[Wingfan19]

Shooooootout!!!!

 

[lupinko]

Wings gonna Wing!

See, we truly are kindred spirits, thank the heavens for realignment! <3

 

[criesofthepast]

Well least the Leafs get a point.

 

[MetatronM]

Missed everything until just before McCabe's tying goal. Fun to see Cujo in net again. He was my favorite (non-Ranger) goalie as a kid.

 

[Kave_Man]

Leafs needed Jason Allison for that shootout.

 

[Dr.Acula]

Well least the Leafs get a point.

lol

 

[yyzjohn]

It's OK we got a point.

 

[lupinko]

Well least the Leafs get a point.

And it is their house, gotta give the Wings something since it is Detroit after all.

 

[Wingfan19]

Yzerman should've shot instead of Shanny. WTF bowman?