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[Askani]

Good.

Eat it, floppers.

 

[uncredited male]

Dempsey looked poor for most of that half and then finds some magic for the turn on that second goal.

 

[F34R]

Such a poor showing up until those two goals. Zardes had a good run and the goal that was called as off-side though. Obviously it wasn't... but still.

 

[Icolin]

Gold.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Gold.

ha i noticed him too

 

[Skellig Gra]

Flopping already. I should just go to bed ffs

 

[Clydefrog]

yeeouch

 

[Skellig Gra]

What a fucking delayed whistle. Should have been a card too.

 

[Mory Dunz]

that's not a red LD....

 

[BTM]

Jesus christ what is up with this ref

 

[Mory Dunz]

Nagbe effed up there. After winning the ball, what was he chilling around for.

edit:
Zardes had a great turn but why was that cross in the air...

 

[Clydefrog]

a titty twister? really?!

 

[B-Dubs]

A purple nurple? For real?

 

[Skellig Gra]

If these guys could finish we'd be down a couple goals

 

[ShaggsMagoo]

It's not a true Gold Cup if we don't get a discussion on nipple pinching from Stu Holden.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Schoolboy defending.


Well, from both teams lol

 

[Dr Campino]

El Salvador pulling a Suarez? Really?

 

[Dmented]

Jesus. The sloppiness of this game.

 

[BTM]

I think our defense is drunk

Also I think I hate this El Salvador team

 

[Skellig Gra]

I think our defense is drunk

No they just stink

 

[DominoKid]

Wow he bit Jozy LMFAO.

 

[Dmented]

I think our defense is drunk

Also I think I hate this El Salvador team

I think I do too. Shit is pathetic.

 

[B-Dubs]

Wow he bit Jozy LMFAO.

Arena might want to take him out before El Salvador really hurts him

 

[Askani]

Pathetic. CONCACAF is trash.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Gonzalez is drunk.


edit:
Morrow almost effing up again too.

 

[Oozer3993]

Pssh, I've been hating El Salvador since before it was cool. I got in during qualifying in 2009 when El Salvador flopped so much it resulted in 8 minutes of extra time at the end of the 2nd half.

Good.

Eat it, floppers.

El Salvador reads GAF confirmed.

 

[Mory Dunz]

"This isn't something that a coach mandates." - Landon Donovan


uh.....

 

[B-Dubs]

Damn, that was close

 

[mauaus]

Zelaya should have been banned with the rest of our team... He is so bad

 

[Cystm]

These Salvadorian players are trash. Pathetic display. This ref though?Yeah, he's even more pathetic, but let him ref in Russia. Fitting.

 

[B-Dubs]

This ref is so garbage

 

[Skellig Gra]

Another dirty foul. Hard to be a fan of this team.

 

[Mory Dunz]

nagbe's juggle game has been on point

 

[uncredited male]

El Salvador had some bite to them but US prevails.

 

[Dmented]

El Salvador had some bite to them but US prevails.

Some bite and some nipple pinching.

 

[F34R]

Some bite and some nipple pinching.

... and a punch to Jordan Moris' midsection.

 

[Darknight]

What was with Jozy being a prick this game? Well everyone was flopping left and right.

 

[uncredited male]

What was with Jozy being a prick this game? Well everyone was flopping left and right.

Titty twisters can make a man lose his mind.

EDIT - Random thoughts regarding game.

So many mistakes. Defense especially.
Bradley was good. Nagbe was solid except for a few dumb giveaways.
Dempsey got better as the game went on.
Would like to see Morris and Altidore up top some more.
Not feeling Acosta.
Arriola is intriguing yet frustrating. Neo-Zardes.

 

[mreddie]

Costa Rica and US at the Jerrydome sounds funny to me.

 

[Dmented]

Costa Rica and US at the Jerrydome sounds funny to me.

It will be an interesting game at Jerryworld that's for sure. IMO a USA loss if they play the way they did today with those sloppy ass passes.

 

[Cornballer]

Fun press conference tonight:

Props to AP's Ron Blum, who's always well dressed and who surely just became 1st writer to use words "tug his nipple" in Gold Cup press conf

Altidore: "My girl is mad at me. She's mad at me, she's mad at Romero. She's like ‘Only I can bite u, only I can grab your nipples.'

More Altidore: "In CONCACAF, it never ceases to amaze me. It is what it is." #usmnt

Tim Howard: "You can't go around biting people. That's crazy. [Nipple twisting], that should be allowed, but the biting, no good." #usmnt

 

[Lonely1]

Looks like I missed a fun game!

 

[B-Dubs]

What was with Jozy being a prick this game? Well everyone was flopping left and right.

He got bit at one point. Dude got savaged most of the night and the refs were nowhere to be seen. How does a guy bite a dude and not get sent off?

Fun press conference tonight:

Only in CONCACAF.

 

[23qwerty]

hey is Canada winning yet

 

[zroid]

Fun press conference tonight:

wtf lol

apparently El Salavador has been getting lessons from Honduras

 

[Icolin]

Canada v Jamaica

Canada starting XI:

Borjan; De Jong, Jakovic, Vitoria, Petrasso; Piette, Teibert, Arfield; Davies, Larin, Hoilett

Jamaica starting XI:

Surprised to see Larin start, but most of Zambrano's surprising decisions in the Gold Cup have paid off. Here's to hoping this does too.

Larin not being stranded on an island playing Floroball is an exciting prospect.

 

[F34R]

Pulling for Canada and Honduras tonight.

 

[Icolin]

LOL

 

[v1lla21]

Canada pls.

 

[zroid]

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