YES!!! :lol :lol :lolGillianSeed79 said:Here we go. Here's a close up
:lol :lol :lol oh my god.GillianSeed79 said:Here's the proof of life shot. That's today's USA Today. I tried to get it closer, but the thing started hissing.
Yeah, and I hope those aren't dried jizz stains on the wallR0nn said:What's up with the dresser? :lol
What's up with all the random stuff on the floor? :lol
You could've at least cleaned up a bit before taking the pictures.
A possom is probably the least of his worries! Look at all that stuff! And the possum is just rifling through his pants!R0nn said:What's up with the dresser? :lol
What's up with all the random stuff on the floor? :lol
You could've at least cleaned up a bit before taking the pictures.
Green Scar said:Hey ma! We dun got possum poop in der Betamax agern!
:lol Holy fuck I just lost it, you guys rock.Horsebite said:http://i28.tinypic.com/rtgrie.jpg
Gaborn said:Ok OP. What you need to do now is set your little friend free. Open a damned window and give it a chance to escape, or to bring it's relatives in. I mean, either way it hasn't gotten laid in a day, and that's not fair to the poor thing.
GillianSeed79 said:Yeah things terrified. I'm going to try and shoo it out.
I haven't cleaned my closet in a very long time, so that's why it looks like that. The rest of my house is clean.
I can't believe he went to sleep with it in his bedroom! :lol Laughing so hard right now.Shick Brithouse said:I think the best part of this thread is that the op spent more time and effort getting a pic of the home invader instead of trying to get rid of it. :lol :lol
Maybe if he wants blood all over his room.DonMigs85 said:Ask a friendly Gaffer to lend you their huntin' dawg to flush it out
It'll cover the jizz stains on the walls at leastFull Recovery said:Maybe if he wants blood all over his room.
FunkyPajamas said::lol somebody needs to photoshop another opossum in the "is it over?" paper :lol
"'Possum nightmare continues in abandoned shack" :lol
Full Recovery said:Go find another opossum so he can show that opossum how to get out of the house.
:lol Awesome 'possum :lolHorsebite said:[win]http://i26.tinypic.com/vh9j6s.jpg[/win]
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Don't intervene...let it play out however it happens. Don't ruin it!Ela Hadrun said:so.... is there a NEW reason you haven't called animal control?
they won't kill it, they'll just put it outside
We covered this a few pages back.Norml said:just use a broom and sweep it out ,and if that don't work turn the stick around and smash it in the face.
:lolQuestion: There is an opossum in my house or garage. What do I do?
Answer: First contact your local animal shelter to determine if an officer will assist you. Always make sure the opossum will not be trapped and killed!
An opossum can safely be trapped by leaning an empty, tall kitchen trash can at approximately a 30-45º angle against something the opossum can climb onto such as a stack of books. Place cat food or ripe fruit at the bottom of the trash can. The opossum will be able to climb into the trash can but will be unable to climb or jump out. Immediately take the trash can outside. Tip the can on its side and the opossum will leave when it feels it is safe to do so. This is best done at dusk. If it has to be done during the day then tip the opening towards a dense shrub where the opossum can hide until nightfall.
You can also try to leave a trail of pet food leading to an open door. Observe quietly at a distance. Once it leaves, shut the door. Do not try to push the opossum with a broom. The frightened animal will freeze and not move.
SapientWolf said:The opossum almost looks like he belongs there.