Mike Haggar
When his daughter is kidnapped by a gang of street thugs, Mike Haggar doesn't call in the Feds. Rather, he rips his shirt off and proceeds to beat the shit out of a bunch of trannies and Andre the Giant clones. He also used Zangief's moves before they were cool, and his moustache approaches Tom Selleck levels of awesomeness.
Not to get of on too much of a tangent here, but I would love to see a Haggar vs. Zangief game in the near future. Each character would have their own stages (Haggar would fight through the mean streets of Metro City while Zangief would beat up bears in snow covered Siberian terrains) before ultimately coming face to face with the other in their respective final boss battles. Also, Zangief would have breast cancer.