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[Kritz]

that was kind of intentional

brain's too full of fuck

 

[Fusebox]

Only one my son and I have ever wanted was Baymax

Want me to keep an eye out for a reasonably priced Baymax for youse?

 

[reptilescorpio]

Want me to keep an eye out for a reasonably priced Baymax for youse?

That'd be great! I haven't checked eBay yet but every store I've checked for months hasn't restocked it

 

[Cruncho]

guys, I've had a weird fucking week. I think my quarter life crisis is over.


I made a comic about it.

Whatever you're on, I need it.

 

[hamchan]

I like Kritz asking for condom advice from a random shopper right next to him.

 

[Darren870]

I like Kritz asking for condom advice from a random shopper right next to him.

Hahah, That part I understood.

So Kritz, did you hike up that hill and do the deed? I think I interpreted that correctly?

 

[jambo]

I don't understand half of what went on there.

I understood all of it.

I think I may have spent too much time with Kritz...

 

[Omikron]

This is all an allegory for developing a video game and releasing it on steam.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

that was kind of intentional

brain's too full of fuck

So did you meet someone at a board game thing then have an E-mail saying you wanted to bang them up on your screen?

Because that's what I've got from all this.

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

guys, I've had a weird fucking week. I think my quarter life crisis is over.


I made a comic about it.

What's up with condoms anyway? I've witnessed people fit a regular condom over their heads without breaking, so I can't imagine what purpose those "extra large" varieties they sell would serve unless you were a walrus. but when in Asia, I have to specifically ask for the novelty oversized ones because it feels like wearing a tourniquet. I can only imagine people just want a snug fit over there.

 

[Kritz]

I think you guys got it.

 

[reptilescorpio]

What's up with condoms anyway?

I've witnessed people fit a regular condom over their heads without breaking, so I can't imagine what purpose those "extra large" varieties they sell would serve unless you were a walrus. but when in Asia, I have to specifically ask for the novelty oversized ones because it feels like wearing a tourniquet. I can only imagine people just want a snug fit over there.

Humble brag?

 

[Kritz]

But for real like ultra tight is that code? Like, is it good tight or my dick is now a different colour forever now tight? And the ribbed shit? If the ribbed ones were good wouldn't they all be the ribbed ones? And flavours? I don't want a fucking wine tasting, some smell and spit in a bucket thing.

 

[MoonGred]

But for real like ultra tight is that code? Like, is it good tight or my dick is now a different colour forever now tight? And the ribbed shit? If the ribbed ones were good wouldn't they all be the ribbed ones? And flavours? I don't want a fucking wine tasting, some smell and spit in a bucket thing.

Get the variety pack to cover all your bases.

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

Humble brag?

Not at all. I've seen porn on one or two occasions and like most men, I'm dwarfed by the monstrosities those guys are packing. Often, it's to the point where the female performer looks physically uncomfortable.

I'm talking ordinary man dimensions here.

But for real like ultra tight is that code? Like, is it good tight or my dick is now a different colour forever now tight? And the ribbed shit? If the ribbed ones were good wouldn't they all be the ribbed ones? And flavours? I don't want a fucking wine tasting, some smell and spit in a bucket thing.

I think ultra tight means snug and thus feeling more like a part of your own skin than something you've put on.

Ribbed is a useless gimmick. Nobody's orifices are sensitive enough to be able to distinguish less than 1mm wide gradations in latex. In fact, if there are lubrication issues, Ribbed appears to only increase the chances of tearing.

Flavours are there for people who want to engage in oral sex without risking skin-contact STDs such as Chlamydia or herpes. If you knew your partner was HIV positive or if you were a sex worker, I could see the benefits here too, but their use for this purpose appears to be quite unpopular. I suppose it makes the experience of having latex in your mouth less unnatural and awkward.

 

[senahorse]

Best condom is no condom.

 

[jambo]

Best condom is no condom.

 

[senahorse]

I counter with

or

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

I counter with

or

Great advice for a committed, long term monogamous relationship.

Clearly though, Kritz is just looking to get freaky,so he needs to wrap his package.

 

[Stackboy]

Sometimes Ausgaf goes to weird places and I like that.

 

[jambo]

I counter with

 

[Cruncho]

I think ultra tight means snug and thus feeling more like a part of your own skin than something you've put on.

Wouldn't that be ultra thin? Ultra tight sounds like it would be really uncomfortable. I mean, I hate how tight normal ones feel.

 

[senahorse]

Great advice for a committed, long term monogamous relationship.

Clearly though, Kritz is just looking to get freaky,so he needs to wrap his package.

Hey now, I was just speaking my mind, hence not quoting anyone.

 

[industrian]

Best condom is no condom.

Getting off before Paisley is the hardest thing in the world.

 

[Shaneus]

I counter with

or

Or

?

 

[ClivePwned]

 

[senahorse]

Or

?

Yeah, that discussion has come up before. Although I have no inclination of populating this world, I just can't seem to do it. It's a weird thing, might be the permanency of it, dunno.

 

[industrian]

Or

?

>>

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

That makes even less sense to me than Kritz' comic.

 

[Shaneus]

>>

?

 

[jambo]

That makes even less sense to me than Kritz' comic.

 

[Darren870]

or just

 

[quabba]

I don't know what is going on here anymore...

Just get regular ones - none of the other ones are going to help or improve anything.

Get the bigger ones if your really thick because regular will be too tight and less comfortable.

 

[Kritz]

.

 

[senahorse]

That's gonna hurt.

 

[ClivePwned]

i didn't choose the non-sequitur life, the non-sequitur life chose me.

 

[reptilescorpio]

New Nintendo 3DS XL for $199 posted

WiiU with Mario Kart 8 for $343 posted

Not at all. I've seen porn on one or two occasions

 

[Komo]

Speaking of beetroot

Keep that off my burgers. |: No idea why that's a thing here

 

[Lucian Cat]

Yeah, that discussion has come up before. Although I have no inclination of populating this world, I just can't seem to do it. It's a weird thing, might be the permanency of it, dunno.

I literally just finished watching a dude get this done. The procedure was.... rough to say the least.

 

[Fredescu]

Speaking of beetroot

Keep that off my burgers. |: No idea why that's a thing here

You can keep your condom in your pocket with that sort of talk. When I'm emporer, I will order the breeding of a cow beetroot hybrid and the extermination of all other beef producing animals. No one will suffer the indignity of a beetroot-less burger again and I will be a hero.

 

[evlcookie]

Considering my stomach can't do beetroot, I may have to kill a certain emporer.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I literally just finished watching a dude get this done. The procedure was.... rough to say the least.

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

Considering my stomach can't do beetroot, I may have to kill a certain emporer.

But if you kill him and wish to survive, you'll have to become emperor yourself. That's if I know my history.

Can you handle the responsibility?

 

[MoonGred]

Yea that beetroot thing won't work

 

[Gazunta]

Hey Kritz can you do Blow The Cartridge for me forever k thanks

Spoiler

That was cool

 

[Fredescu]

Yea that beetroot thing won't work

That's what your predecessor said. He was delicious (with beetroot). Back to the lab with you.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I don't get it

 

[MoonGred]

I don't get it

Evil grin of enjoyment after you saw that surgery

fact of the day: beetroot ruins a burger.

 

[Omikron]

Beetroot is acceptable. But a burger must contain a pickle.

 

[Planet_JASE]

Beetroot? Pickles?

How has this thread manage to tap such a rich vein of objectively wrong?