Wha? I feel like I may not understand Englsih properly (my native language) to read such a thing and come away with the impression that you're not being facetious.
Welcome to have your own opinion of course, I'm just a bit taken aback as I've always felt it's been one of the finest examples of writing and plot in a video-game to this day.
Weird? Is paper weird? (not quite 4:3, but you can easily see why the iPad has the screen ratio it does. Honestly, for work, I'm sick of the 16:9 monitors. All 16:9 is good for is entertainment, and even then...I think isometric games benefit from a 4:3 resolution just for the sake of a more symmetrical views pace -- personal preference of course, but there's something weird about seeing more to the 'left and right' and not as much 'up and down'. I'd be interested in someone releasing a 1:1 ratio monitor honestly).