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[NubCakes09]

This x1000

 

[Moggelicious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teHfyby_veU

Suddenly I want a beer-fetching horse!

 

[Spooks]

Has monkeys been said yet? Seriously they are the biggest dicks in the animal kingdoms. Just watch any monkey montage on America's Funniest Videos

 

[dalin80]

 

[jakncoke]

that water animal from like indonesia thats eating all of the usa native species

 

[Sickboy007]

Fucking sponges i hate them. i hate them so much I exsiccate them and use their corpses to scrub dirt from my body.

 

[Kyuuketsu_Night]

Hippos.

 

[Snuggles]

The ultimate douche bag species: Zebra Mussel

These revolting clusterfucks of death are destroying the Great Lakes. Suck a dick, Zebra Mussels.

 

[JADS]

that water animal from like indonesia thats eating all of the usa native species

Snakeheads AKA as Fishzilla?

 

[Stinkles]

I live in your house. I eat all your food. I defecate IN your house. I can't do tricks. I harbor parasites and allergens. I am made of destructive barbs. I wreck your furniture. I am territorial. I cannot guard your house. I don't do shit except slowly devalue your property.

I am a douchebag. If I were a room mate, a passive aggressive gaf-er would be asking how to get rid of me.

 

[Boozeroony]

The ultimate douche bag species: Zebra Muscle

These revolting clusterfucks of death are destroying the Great Lakes. Suck a dick, Zebra Muscles.

?

 

[Flynn]

Raccoons.

 

[Haunted]

.

Further proof:

 

[speedpop]

I live in your house. I eat all your food. I defecate IN your house. I can't do tricks. I harbor parasite and allergens. I am made of destructive barbs. I wreck your furniture. I am territorial. I cannot guard your house. I don't do shit except slowly devalue your property.

I am a douchebag. If I were a room mate, a passive aggressive gaf-er would be asking how to get rid of me.

http://i9.tinypic.com/2lutm46.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_cSnpoKMMk


Also I don't get the whole Anteater thing. Who honestly gives a shit?

 

[Plywood]

I live in your house. I eat all your food. I defecate IN your house. I can't do tricks. I harbor parasite and allergens. I am made of destructive barbs. I wreck your furniture. I am territorial. I cannot guard your house. I don't do shit except slowly devalue your property.

I am a douchebag. If I were a room mate, a passive aggressive gaf-er would be asking how to get rid of me.

http://i9.tinypic.com/2lutm46.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
Perfect. :lol

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

I live in your house. I eat all your food. I defecate IN your house. I can't do tricks. I harbor parasite and allergens. I am made of destructive barbs. I wreck your furniture. I am territorial. I cannot guard your house. I don't do shit except slowly devalue your property.

I am a douchebag. If I were a room mate, a passive aggressive gaf-er would be asking how to get rid of me.

http://i9.tinypic.com/2lutm46.jpg

Well they do occasionally bring you a dead animal to eat. Once my cat figured out how to use the dog door I was always stepping on some dead shrew or something in the morning.

 

[Frustrated_me]

:lol ohh god I laughed

 

[Snuggles]

A Zebra's Muscle

Goddamnit.

 

[Amakusa]

^
Those little fuckers, yeah they're cute and fluffy but don't let that fool you!
Without warning he could bite you.... really really HARRD!
Don't trust them : (

 

[ampere]

I don't get how hippos have gotten in the "good animals" category according to humans. In cartoons and such, they are always portraited as lovable creatures, in contrast to for example crocodiles.

Facing a hippo in the wild is more dangerous than a crocodile, or so I've heard.

They are possibly the single most dangerous animal to humans that will come on land. Aggressive and territorial as hell.

That smile is because they just ate a human D:

Oh yeah sure, but they wouldn't hesitate to tear you to shreds just for crossing their path. I'm telling you guys, these things are monsters.

I've been trying to get the word out for years about hippos and how awful they are. I consider myself an environmentalist, but I wouldn't bat an eye if hippos were wiped off the face of the earth.

Wikipedia: "Hippos are very aggressive towards humans and are often considered one of the most dangerous large animals in Africa. In fact, hippos are known to attack humans and boats. To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over the greatest possible area."

Yeah, someone beat me to it :lol

 

[Baraka in the White House]

I think we have a winner here. I mean honestly, what do these fuckers contribute to the planet?

 

[CajoleJuice]

Shocked this took so long.

 

[jakncoke]

Snakeheads AKA as Fishzilla?

yup those.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

I think we have a winner here. I mean honestly, what do these fuckers contribute to the planet?

Jurassic Park?

 

[Haly]

I think Orcas are huge assholes. Examples of asshattery taken from wiki:

Killer whales can induce tonic immobility in sharks and rays by holding them upside down, rendering them helpless and incapable of injuring the whale. Some sharks suffocate within about 15 minutes while the whale holds them still, because these sharks need to move to breathe.

She and another pod member ate the shark's liver and allowed the rest of the carcass to sink.[69]

While salmon are usually hunted by an individual or a small group of individuals, herring are often caught using carousel feeding: the killer whales force the herring into a tight ball by releasing bursts of bubbles or flashing their white undersides. They then slap the ball with their tail flukes, either stunning or killing up to 10–15 at a time.

Often, to avoid injury, killer whales disable their prey before killing and eating it. This may involve throwing it in the air, slapping it with their tails, ramming it, or breaching and landing on it.

"Wave-hunting" killer whales spy-hop to locate Weddell seals, Ross seals, crabeater seals and leopard seals resting on ice floes and then swim in groups to create waves that wash over the floe. This washes the seal into the water where another killer whale waits to kill it.

Although resident killer whales have never been observed to eat other marine mammals, they occasionally harass and kill porpoises and seals for no apparent reason.

Also they think they're so great thanks to places like seaworld and media portrayal. Vicious fuckers.

(I still think they're cute)

 

[Gui_PT]

 

[Megadragon15]

I would say the cockroach.

 

[DemiMatt]

I think Orcas are huge assholes. Examples of asshattery taken from wiki:

Also they think they're so great thanks to places like seaworld and media portrayal. Vicious fuckers.

(I still think they're incredibly frightening)

Fixed. I woulndt say they are douchebags, but real talk. I have a total irrational fear of them for those listed reasons.

 

[Coins]

I give you, the Cicada Killer wasp. I see these routinely while Im out delivering mail. They scare the fuck out of me. They are as big as my pinky finger.

 

[DarkKyo]

Some of the biggest doucehebags in the animal kingdom are MONKEYS. Holy fuck do I hate monkeys. They are well known for their super strength and are needlessly aggressive, often going as far as killing humans or ripping off their faces.

Also, they eat each other. Fucking douchebags.

 

[Haly]

Fixed. I woulndt say they are douchebags, but real talk. I have a total irrational fear of them for those listed reasons.

I think those are completely rational reasons to be afraid of them really!

 

[Takuan]

This Goose was being kind of a jerk.

:lol :lol :lol What an asshole!!

I love how the guy's going full speed trying to get away from the goose by the end of the video, and it's STILL pursuing them :lol

 

[MYE]

came for animal, left with insect.

:lol

 

[$200]

Baby human

 

[Mercury Fred]

I'll say...

bedbugs!

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

can't believe this has not been posted yet: http://www.japanesebugfights.com/


it's like UFC but with japanese bugs!! It's fucking awesome but you will have nightmares for years. the praying mantis fight

HOLY SHIT IN MY DICK!!

 

[Garcia]

came for animal, left with insect.

/thread. Thoughts samelay.

 

[Hypereides]

Surprised this hasnt been brought up

Shit sitting disease spreading motherfuckers. And fucking ugly to look at.

 

[stilgar]

Snakeheads AKA as Fishzilla?

In the same vein...

Douchebag catfish, eating all European species. It's not even allowed (by law) to put one back in the water when you fish it!

 

[Ducarmel]

I remember watching the discovery channel on lions. Man the lions they were showing convinced me they are the douchebags of Africa. They should one pride of lions chase and kill a hyena and then play around with the body for no god damn reason other then the Hyena was just there. That shit was just fucked up.

They also showed them messing with other animals too, they terrorized a turtle, and just trolled a whole bunch of little animals for sport.

 

[Bowflex]

The insect pictured in the OP is a cicada killer, not a wasp...and they rarely, if ever sting humans.

 

[Fimbulvetr]

Has monkeys been said yet? Seriously they are the biggest dicks in the animal kingdoms. Just watch any monkey montage on America's Funniest Videos

Why we still got them anyway?

 

[SolidusDave]

I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me


warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags

http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif


the gif also shows that mice are the most awesome animal of the day...


...until a douchebag snapping turtle strikes AGAIN



boy do I not want to go near them or accidental step on them in the water D:

 

[Piggus]

Snakeheads AKA as Fishzilla?

But how does it taste?

 

[brotkasten]

As someone who recently got Lyme disease from a god-forsaken deer tick, I think I'll go with those devilish motherfuckers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s

 

[funkmastergeneral]

I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me


warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags

http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif


the gif also shows that mice are the most awesome animal of the day...


...until a douchebag snapping turtle strikes AGAIN



boy do I not want to go near them or accidental step on them in the water D:

How is that a douche bag? He's hungry.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me


warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags

http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif


the gif also shows that mice are the most awesome animal of the day...


...until a douchebag snapping turtle strikes AGAIN



boy do I not want to go near them or accidental step on them in the water D:

 

[Nemo]

Fucking birds

 

[hxa155]

Oh yeah sure, but they wouldn't hesitate to tear you to shreds just for crossing their path. I'm telling you guys, these things are monsters.

I've been trying to get the word out for years about hippos and how awful they are. I consider myself an environmentalist, but I wouldn't bat an eye if hippos were wiped off the face of the earth.

Wikipedia: "Hippos are very aggressive towards humans and are often considered one of the most dangerous large animals in Africa. In fact, hippos are known to attack humans and boats. To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over the greatest possible area."

It's like a literal case of shit hitting the fan.

 

[Mumei]

I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me


warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags

http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif


the gif also shows that mice are the most awesome animal of the day...


...until a douchebag snapping turtle strikes AGAIN



boy do I not want to go near them or accidental step on them in the water D:

That mouse's determination was impressive.