Suddenly I want a beer-fetching horse!DonMigs85 said:
jakncoke said:that water animal from like indonesia thats eating all of the usa native species
Snuggler said:The ultimate douche bag species: Zebra Muscle
These revolting clusterfucks of death are destroying the Great Lakes. Suck a dick, Zebra Muscles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_cSnpoKMMkOuterWorldVoice said:I live in your house. I eat all your food. I defecate IN your house. I can't do tricks. I harbor parasite and allergens. I am made of destructive barbs. I wreck your furniture. I am territorial. I cannot guard your house. I don't do shit except slowly devalue your property.
I am a douchebag. If I were a room mate, a passive aggressive gaf-er would be asking how to get rid of me.
http://i9.tinypic.com/2lutm46.jpg
OuterWorldVoice said:I live in your house. I eat all your food. I defecate IN your house. I can't do tricks. I harbor parasite and allergens. I am made of destructive barbs. I wreck your furniture. I am territorial. I cannot guard your house. I don't do shit except slowly devalue your property.
I am a douchebag. If I were a room mate, a passive aggressive gaf-er would be asking how to get rid of me.
http://i9.tinypic.com/2lutm46.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
Perfect. :lol
OuterWorldVoice said:I live in your house. I eat all your food. I defecate IN your house. I can't do tricks. I harbor parasite and allergens. I am made of destructive barbs. I wreck your furniture. I am territorial. I cannot guard your house. I don't do shit except slowly devalue your property.
I am a douchebag. If I were a room mate, a passive aggressive gaf-er would be asking how to get rid of me.
http://i9.tinypic.com/2lutm46.jpg
:lol ohh god I laughedClosingADoor said:
Boozeroony said:A Zebra's Muscle
They are possibly the single most dangerous animal to humans that will come on land. Aggressive and territorial as hell.Majine said:I don't get how hippos have gotten in the "good animals" category according to humans. In cartoons and such, they are always portraited as lovable creatures, in contrast to for example crocodiles.
Facing a hippo in the wild is more dangerous than a crocodile, or so I've heard.
That smile is because they just ate a human D:Karram said:
Yeah, someone beat me to it :lolMadraptorMan said:Oh yeah sure, but they wouldn't hesitate to tear you to shreds just for crossing their path. I'm telling you guys, these things are monsters.
I've been trying to get the word out for years about hippos and how awful they are. I consider myself an environmentalist, but I wouldn't bat an eye if hippos were wiped off the face of the earth.
Wikipedia: "Hippos are very aggressive towards humans and are often considered one of the most dangerous large animals in Africa. In fact, hippos are known to attack humans and boats. To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over the greatest possible area."
Xeke said:
Shocked this took so long.Threi said:
JADS said:Snakeheads AKA as Fishzilla?
DOO13ER said:I think we have a winner here. I mean honestly, what do these fuckers contribute to the planet?
Killer whales can induce tonic immobility in sharks and rays by holding them upside down, rendering them helpless and incapable of injuring the whale. Some sharks suffocate within about 15 minutes while the whale holds them still, because these sharks need to move to breathe.
She and another pod member ate the shark's liver and allowed the rest of the carcass to sink.[69]
While salmon are usually hunted by an individual or a small group of individuals, herring are often caught using carousel feeding: the killer whales force the herring into a tight ball by releasing bursts of bubbles or flashing their white undersides. They then slap the ball with their tail flukes, either stunning or killing up to 1015 at a time.
Often, to avoid injury, killer whales disable their prey before killing and eating it. This may involve throwing it in the air, slapping it with their tails, ramming it, or breaching and landing on it.
"Wave-hunting" killer whales spy-hop to locate Weddell seals, Ross seals, crabeater seals and leopard seals resting on ice floes and then swim in groups to create waves that wash over the floe. This washes the seal into the water where another killer whale waits to kill it.
Although resident killer whales have never been observed to eat other marine mammals, they occasionally harass and kill porpoises and seals for no apparent reason.
Halycon said:I think Orcas are huge assholes. Examples of asshattery taken from wiki:
Also they think they're so great thanks to places like seaworld and media portrayal. Vicious fuckers.
(I still think they're incredibly frightening)
I think those are completely rational reasons to be afraid of them really!DemiMatt said:Fixed. I woulndt say they are douchebags, but real talk. I have a total irrational fear of them for those listed reasons.
:lol :lol :lol What an asshole!!Kinitari said:
GuessWho said:came for animal, left with insect.
GuessWho said:came for animal, left with insect.
JADS said:Snakeheads AKA as Fishzilla?
Why we still got them anyway?Spooks said:Has monkeys been said yet? Seriously they are the biggest dicks in the animal kingdoms. Just watch any monkey montage on America's Funniest Videos
JADS said:Snakeheads AKA as Fishzilla?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8sZeliard said:As someone who recently got Lyme disease from a god-forsaken deer tick, I think I'll go with those devilish motherfuckers.
SolidusDave said:I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me
warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags
http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif
the gif also shows that mice are the most awesome animal of the day...
...until a douchebag snapping turtle strikes AGAIN
boy do I not want to go near them or accidental step on them in the water D:
SolidusDave said:I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me
warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags
http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif
the gif also shows that mice are the most awesome animal of the day...
...until a douchebag snapping turtle strikes AGAIN
boy do I not want to go near them or accidental step on them in the water D:
MadraptorMan said:Oh yeah sure, but they wouldn't hesitate to tear you to shreds just for crossing their path. I'm telling you guys, these things are monsters.
I've been trying to get the word out for years about hippos and how awful they are. I consider myself an environmentalist, but I wouldn't bat an eye if hippos were wiped off the face of the earth.
Wikipedia: "Hippos are very aggressive towards humans and are often considered one of the most dangerous large animals in Africa. In fact, hippos are known to attack humans and boats. To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over the greatest possible area."
SolidusDave said:I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me
warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags
http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif
the gif also shows that mice are the most awesome animal of the day...
...until a douchebag snapping turtle strikes AGAIN
boy do I not want to go near them or accidental step on them in the water D: