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Biggest douchebag animal?
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Skiptastic
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Anteaters redeemed!
alr1ghtstart said:
I remember a video on youtube video detailing why that's fake.
lemme see...
HERE IT IS!
Big-ass Ramp
hella bullets that's true
Wasps and spiders. Stay the fuck away from me you creepy fucks.
that thing that swims into peoples penises are also pretty bad.
that thing that swims into peoples penises are also pretty bad.
brianjones
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Big Ass Ramp said:
chaostrophy
Member
Mercury Fred said:I'll say...
bedbugs!
Yep. I've never even had to deal with them on a personal level but they terrify me.
Wikipedia said:
Synless
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They found one 6-7 miles past the barrier they had set up. Great Lakes are doomed at this point. Video for those of you who have no idea of their douchebagery.Brannon said:Recently it's the Asian Carp that are threatening to enter the Great Lakes. They eat several times their body weight (and they're HUGE), and nothing eats them. They can jump out of the water in surprise and have their great weight injure you in your boat. Their Shermanesque march northward is destined to destroy the ecosystem of the Lakes. So great is the fear that they're thinking of closing the locks connecting the river to the Lakes to prevent it and EVERYTHING ELSE INCLUDING RIVER COMMERCE from getting to and fro.
It is getting that desperate. THAT is douche.
What's really sad is that even with their limited avenues of approach, we can't hunt them to extinction like passenger pigeons or at least hunt them to levels where they're considered a rare delicacy today instead of pig slop fodder decades ago like lobster. Relentless bundles of fish flesh, they are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdcQ56OpxNE
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22331478&postcount=84Mumei said:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22331835&postcount=104
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22332155&postcount=119
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22335864&postcount=166
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22336588&postcount=175
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22339181&postcount=210
Its not so bad in this topic. Hot women, post pics from movies, post pics from TV shows get bad.
And don't identify them as bugs, fish, rodents, whatever. Too generic.
MidgarBlowedUp
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Majine said:I say wasps.
My friend says ticks, but I haven't had those on me yet, so maybe I'm biased.
Absolutely the Wasp. One sting = Instant Death for me.
Plus, they serve no purpose since we have Bees!
BEES!
Byakuya769
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Wellington said:
earwig, inside joke, a FUCKING RABBIT, barnacles, a FUCKING SHARK, inside joke..
if you have the inside jokes explained to you, they're not going to be funny to you.
Mr Sandman
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There's tons of wasps around here but they don't really bother me unless I piss them off/get near their hive. Even then they're pretty stupid and don't know what just disturbed them. Sometimes I just sit in the back yard and whack them with a tennis racket.
EDIT: Oh and has anyone caught one, froze it (hibernation instincts kick in) then tie it to a fish line? Messing with wasps was like half my childhood. :lol
My vote goes to hippos. I've heard terrible things about these angry douchebags. And moose too.
EDIT: Oh and has anyone caught one, froze it (hibernation instincts kick in) then tie it to a fish line? Messing with wasps was like half my childhood. :lol
He didn't point out that it's clear that the penguin's step causes him to fall either.Undubbed said:
My vote goes to hippos. I've heard terrible things about these angry douchebags. And moose too.
PepsimanVsJoe
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SolidusDave said:I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me
warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags
http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif
the gif also shows that mice are the most awesome animal of the day...
...until a douchebag snapping turtle strikes AGAIN
boy do I not want to go near them or accidental step on them in the water D:
HOLY FUCKINGSHIT
sneakypete
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Kinitari said:
fuckin' canadians
Fuck :/SolidusDave said:I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me
warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags
http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif
the gif also shows that mice are the most awesome animal of the day...
...until a douchebag snapping turtle strikes AGAIN
boy do I not want to go near them or accidental step on them in the water D:
I'm going to fucking hug my guinea pig right now.
DonMigs85
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MY GOD
Check out the rippling muscles on these roided-up smug beasts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmkj5gq1cQU&feature=channel
Check out the rippling muscles on these roided-up smug beasts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmkj5gq1cQU&feature=channel
Big-ass Ramp
hella bullets that's true
Szu said:
god fuck those things. poor bees
Byakuya769
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DonMigs85 said:
as homo erotic as human body building
MisterNoisy
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How about cuckoos that are deadbeat moms?
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EDIT: Beaten - by a couple of pages, even.
Obligatory Wiki link
EDIT: Beaten - by a couple of pages, even.
Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
Byakuya769 said:
Now you made me google Tom of Finland drawings to see if I found one of bodybuilders
Giant Robot
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Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
Giant Robot said:
So true :lol
FunkyPajamas
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That chimp masturbating with the frog was kind of douchey, imo.
Thunder Monkey
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Fuck whoever said monkeys!
We might rip faces off, and masturbate in front of your children, but we didn't develop nukes now did we?!
FUCK YOU!
We might rip faces off, and masturbate in front of your children, but we didn't develop nukes now did we?!
FUCK YOU!
They didn't need nuclear weapons to do what they did to that frog.Thunder Monkey said:
Thunder Monkey
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That is no monkey sir.Nightshade1765 said:
That is the ape monkey's yearn to be.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
Mrs. Manky said:
That's the most badass animal I've ever seen.
brotkasten
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I'd like to know that as well. Same with flies. What's their fucking purpose besides eating shit and pissing me off when they're in the kitchen?Jay Sosa said:
Cockroaches. They run around shitting everywhere.
They are fast.
They can fly at you.
They are disgusting.
You swat them, they shit a bit of guts out and live again.
You stamp on them, they shit even more guts out and live again.
You chop off their fucking heads, shit comes out AND they can still live until they starve to death.
They are fast.
They can fly at you.
They are disgusting.
You swat them, they shit a bit of guts out and live again.
You stamp on them, they shit even more guts out and live again.
You chop off their fucking heads, shit comes out AND they can still live until they starve to death.
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