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The Super is angry, The Super is mad
His thumb's pointed down, his pitchfork's in hand
He's gnashing his teeth, there's blood in his eye
So great is his rage at what's gone so awry
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His grand introduction cocked up and delayed!
The Super is really quite badly dismayed
By this terrible, horrible, graceless adieu
To the infinite win of his long-planned debut
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Infinite sadness, infinite pain
Infinite anger addles his brain
The Super is lost in a maelstrom of fail
His luck has run out and his patience is frail
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What to do in the face of this corporate dysfunction?
Turned from Hype Road onto Broken Dreams Junction
A damnable place spawning cynical plans
What's a Super to do but turn back to his fans?
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But reading the forums, The Super's aghast
At the bitter eruption that's nigh-well surpassed
His burgeoning outrage for Microsoft's gall
So The Super would now like to comfort you all
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Bungie, recall, is a group quite renowned
Its works will amaze, its wonders astound
So what if the megaton failed to deploy?
One day Soon it will come. And its orders? Destroy.
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Destroy doubters, that is. And that's Bungie's best trick:
Making games so much fun that they make haters sick!
So be patient, my friends, 'till New Hotness is seen
In the meantime, stay safe, and of course, KEEP IT CLEAN
S[()]N
http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=886977
Fan or Bungie employee? Probably the former, but who knows.