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[alr1ght]

Jesus fucking Christ.

We elected Kim Jong Trump.

 

[Exile20]

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United
States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by
the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby
proclaim January 20, 2017, as National Day of Patriotic
Devotion, in order to strengthen our bonds to each other and to
our country -- and to renew the duties of Government to the
people.

So wait, just that day? So next Jan 20 is a normal day? This fucking guy.....

 

[jfkgoblue]

...........is this real?

I, DONALD J. TRUMP, (lest you forget!)....

Is that language at the bottom normal? Speaking from a place of ignorance about this stuff.

Yes

 

[Darksol]

Yes führer. While we're at it, why don't we make your birthday a national holiday too?

 

[SugarDaddy]

Eagerly awaiting June 14'th as the next patriotic devotion day

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

I wish I wasn't joking when I made this Photoshop a year ago. The jokes are long gone, and this is now the reality.

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

There's no way this is real.

And before anyone asks, yes, it's real.

Fuck.

 

[Funky Papa]

America was already cartoonishly patriotic for a Western first world nation as it was, what with the flag being plastered everywhere and even newscasts being all RED WHITE AND BLUR.

This crosses that line and steps into outright nationalism.

Edit:

So wait, just that day? So next Jan 20 is a normal day? This fucking guy.....

This is interesting in that it looks less like nationalism and more like self-indulgency if it's just a one time thing.

 

[Kai Dracon]

If I'm reading this right its a day about the government remembering who they work for, rather than some sense of worshipful devotion towards the government and its leaders from the people.

I'm fine with that sentiment.

Doublespeak. Your government is devoted to you citizen, so don't question it. You wouldn't question what's good for you, would you?

The authoritarian inauguration speech already began laying the grounds for the mindjob. Direct allusions to it being unpatriotic to be divided over little things like race relations.

 

[PInk Tape]

The fact that he chose the day he was inaugurated *rolls eyes*

He's probably never even read the constitution in his life.

Well at least that day will serve as a day of protest and remembrance (for some of us) of this orange fool becoming president.

 

[triplestation]

Jesus fucking Christ.

We elected Kim Jong Trump.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228936209&postcount=111

 

[BotoxAgent]

He only worships certain parts of the Constitution that's convenient for his agenda.

Fuck him. Fuck him.

 

[mrklaw]

The 'devotion' part gives it a real communist vibe for some reason.

Is it a national holiday too?

 

[Mr. X]

Wait... I've seen this photo before and swore there was some white patches you could see despite the angle. Those white patches appear to be photoshopped out? Am I wrong?

Can we get a before and after side by side? That's horrifying to think he's altering history in real time.

 

[Azoor]

The leader of the free world ladies and gentlemen.

 

[.Detective.]

01/20 is hereby Pee for Vendetta Day

Also, inb4 this fool re-names February as White History Month or something like All Lives Matter Month

smh

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Barron decided on the name? Actually, Barron could have done better.

 

[Stopdoor]

This being a Saturday next year would make it a killer protest if everyone can remember that sweet catchphrase.

 

[Chase17]

I'm guessing that of the names on his shortlist, this was the most subtle.

 

[Hagi]

Huh

 

[Nista]

I'm going to give this holiday about as much attention as National Popcorn Day.

 

[dejay]

Good luck US. My thoughts are with you.

 

[JeTmAn81]

The fact that he chose the day he was inaugurated *rolls eyes*

He's probably never even read the constitution in his life.

Well at least that day will serve as a day of protest and remembrance (for some of us) of this orange fool becoming president.

Well, 1/20 has been inauguration day for almost every president since Eisenhower, so at least it's not totally Trump-centric? Then again, don't we already have Presidents' Day?

 

[Aeriscloud]

That explains so much

 

[ClosingADoor]

How do you retroactively declare it a National Day of Whatever, and then only for that day. What is the use of this?

And if they are going to repeat this in the next years, I welcome the National Day of Anti-Trump Protest.

 

[Laevateinn]

 

[Onemic]

This has to be a joke or an elaborate troll. Right?

 

[norinrad]

A classic for all occasions.

 

[avaya]

The leader of the free world ladies and gentlemen.

Nah, she's in Berlin.

 

[Pagusas]

so do I at least get the day off work?

 

[WaffleTaco]

Honestly I am not really bothered by this. Inauguration Day should be a national holiday.

 

[Evil Monkey DTT]

WHAT THE FUCK IS JULY 4TH!

 

[minor effort]

I will use the day to celebrate the inauguration of Barack Obama.

 

[Username1198]

This is bannons idea, trump would have made Patriotic Day on his own bday if it were up to him

 

[Firebrand]

That explains so much

What... the fuck is she wearing? I'm not sure if it's Agent Carter or Paddington.

 

[FlowersisBritish]

We're just going full on 1984 now, aren't we. Did someone read Donal the SparkNotes or something?

 

[ThatStupidLion]

wait so it's specifically that one day or every year? fuck this guy either way

 

[Morrigan Stark]

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Samuraicop]

July 4th confirmed fucking useless then I guess. Fuck this orange asshole

 

[Darth Pinche]

I think 1/20 will become Moving to Canada Day.

 

[NullPointer]

WHAT THE FUCK IS JULY 4TH!

A commemoration of the Declaration of Independence.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Am I the only that thinks these nazi images are an overreaction to a meaningless holiday declaration? You know how many these things we already have that nobody cares about?

 

[Novel Mike]

Just wait, next year he'll declare it a national holiday and literally call it Trump day.

I wish I was being sarcastic.

 

[Apathy]

This is a joke right? someones playing a big joke on us. This is some Joaquin Phoenix level of meta commentary right?

 

[Pagusas]

Why not make Election Day this holiday then? Show your patriotic pride by voting!

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

WHAT THE FUCK IS JULY 4TH!

A MISTAKE.

 

[UberTag]

so it's like winter july 4th? but instead of freedom it's imprisonment?

pretty sure he did this just so wallgreens and cvs can sell more cards and teddy bears.

Teddy Bears? Oh you are mistaken my friend. Those were named after Teddy Roosevelt and this day is not to celebrate him.
Walgreens and CVS will instead be selling Donny Bears for the occasion.

 

[nubbe]

What... the fuck is she wearing? I'm not sure if it's Agent Carter or Paddington.

She is wearing the burden of USA USA USA USA USA

 

[Pai Pai Master]

WHAT THE FUCK IS JULY 4TH!

The new National Purge Day, duh.

 

[nicanica]

With the way things are going, I eagerly await your next Civil War.

I'm with Cap