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drunk thread? drunk thread.

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I'm watching cabin in the woods
What in the fuck
Too many snacks
 
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Dennis said:
I am drunk right now in the middle of the afternoon.

What does that say about me?

Ahead of curve? ahaahahaha!

*sip*
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You are doin what we all dream off

Owning the day

Man can you believe it 12.52 am in oztralia. That's where I am. Gettin my drink on awwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. I'm drunk up in this thread.totally killing it. Because i can. I am a big person now ican get drunk never if I get beer on my new pants onoez
 
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Perfect breakfast: a monster energy drink and a cup of peach soy smoothie. This shit is refreshing after a night of drinking and smoking. Fuck your solid foods, fatties.

Hi Dennis2K4
 
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Snuggler said:
Perfect breakfast: a monster energy drink and a cup of peach soy smoothie. This shit is refreshing after a night of drinking and smoking. Fuck your solid foods, fatties.

Hi Dennis2K4
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In the morning, I recommend a high dosage of bacon followed by water and a nice wank. Clears my head and fills my stomach. In whichever order is yours to dictate.
 
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Bacon is the shit but I'm trying to wean myself off that kind of thing. Sometimes I'm tempted to go full vegan but it's a tough call and I would want to keep it a secret so people don't try to judge me. Not so much as a political thing as it would be a discipline thing. I don't know, fuck you.
 
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Snuggler said:
Bacon is the shit but I'm trying to wean myself off that kind of thing. Sometimes I'm tempted to go full vegan but it's a tough call and I would want to keep it a secret so people don't try to judge me. Not so much as a political thing as it would be a discipline thing. I don't know, fuck you.
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Only go vegan if you honestly dislike the taste of meat. Vegan is a healthy lifestyle to lead. It just requires knowledge and appropriate planning, day to day. Personally I could never give up meat. But to forego bacon. You are a brave man.
 
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Snuggler said:
Bacon is the shit but I'm trying to wean myself off that kind of thing. Sometimes I'm tempted to go full vegan but it's a tough call and I would want to keep it a secret so people don't try to judge me. Not so much as a political thing as it would be a discipline thing. I don't know, fuck you.
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Bacon is probably the only thing that keeps me from going vegetarian as well, it's just too damn good.
 
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A dimension of sound
A dimension of sight
A dimension of mind

You're moving into land of both shadow and substance of things and ideas you've just crossed into...

The Drunk Gaf Zone

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
 
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I'm gonna be eat pot butter baked pumpkin seeds and riding my bike in San Francisco tomorrow if y'all wanna grab a drink with me and my dude.


Also, I'm carving a pumpkin into a pumpkin.
 
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this is snuggler's step dad, he's dead guys sorry

if you want to see him one last time, he's rolled up in a carpet in the dumbster behind Taco Bell
 
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I made it out, I feel better now.

This fuckin chick just bailed on me at the last minute for the second night in a row. Time to drop her like a flaming bag of dog shit. I wouldn't mind carousing around town but its raining like crazy. Gonna lose it sitting around here. One of those nights, man.
 
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I think I might have an allergy to wheat or at least gluten.

My bowels have been rather upset as of late.

edit: Oh god, the fire. It's rip-roaring through me.
 
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hi neogaf,

i'm not usually posting in this thread but i've been drinking a little bit and feeling lonely. i watched the avengers and it kind of sucked except for bob downey jr, who was killing it every line.
 
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Steven, why did you get banned? Sorry I would hug you but this is the internet, so unless we find a way to hug ourselves it ain't gonna be happening tonight. Get some booze and be hugged by the warm embrace of alcohol.

Not sure if I should drink more or go see a movie by myself. Ten minutes to decide.
 
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I think I'm gonna ask for a 2 week ban because I really need to buckle down and get some papers written out.

I know it's drastic but it's the only way I can stop myself from procrastinating on GAF.
 
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Snuggler said:
Steven, why did you get banned? Sorry I would hug you but this is the internet, so unless we find a way to hug ourselves it ain't gonna be happening tonight. Get some booze and be hugged by the warm embrace of alcohol.

Not sure if I should drink more or go see a movie by myself. Ten minutes to decide.
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God damn son.

"Truest shit I ever wrote" - 2pac
 
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So I've been carving a pumpkin into a pumpkin today.
Drinking NorthCoast ACME. I'm on my fifth one and still mostly coherent. I gotta leave in 85 minutes to catch the 10pm showing. I'm starting to wonder if I'll make it. I hate going to the movies drunk, I went to Promethius drunk and of course it turned out not to be a 3D showing and I passed out, etc.. The Master is playing sooner a closer theater so I could try to make that, but I want tsee that like at 10am after 2 cups of coffee and a huge breakfast.
 
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