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give us a hint gearbox if we should bother staying up past midnight to play the demo

 

[alr1ght]

go tighten up the graphix in level 3, gbx.

 

[Stahsky]

Brofists all around, boys. The Duke is back.

 

[hamchan]

Oh shit, it's indeed Duke watching us.

 

[piratepwnsninja]

Duke...Who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

[alr1ght]

where's Duke?

zuh oh

 

[Salsa]

dammit Duke stop trolling and give us the demo!

 

[darkressurection]

give us a hint gearbox if we should bother staying up past midnight to play the demo

Yeah actually this would be really great Sentient Error Message.

 

[lowrider007]

wow this pretty scary tbh, I wonder who's doing this?

 

[Chiggs]

I think Gearbox should just release the Steam version early instead of engaging in these shenanigans.

And they should also hire George Broussard for one day and then fire him.

 

[unpurposed]

Tried to submit my FAC code, but it said it could not verify. Anyone else having this problem?

 

[piratepwnsninja]

Yeah actually this would be really great Sentient Error Message.

Probably the best one.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Gearbox, come on give a man a free code.
THE MASTER COMMENDS YOU TOO!

 

[alr1ght]

Duke, how do you feel about The Terminator?

 

[vilmer_]

Gearbox, my code better be in my inbox no later than 12:01 AM eastern time. Thanks, and godspeed.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Yo Gearbox, Aliens won't be developed on its own. Give the demo and stop hurting us.

 

[snack]

Duke, will you be the father of my children?

 

[alr1ght]

gearbox be trollin' because he can't get an account.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Duke Nukem is not real, like Santa Clause and Slash. Stop talking to him

 

[Salsa]

Duke Nukem is not real, like Santa Clause and Slash. Stop talking to him

 

[Draft]

Well, I don't think I own Borderlands GOTY, but I did pick up the game and all the DLC piecemeal through Steam sales, and I have a Duke key, so... shake it, baby.

 

[piratepwnsninja]

Duke Nukem is not real, like Santa Clause and Slash. Stop talking to him

The greatest trick that Duke Nukem ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

 

[Kaldea]

Maybe it's someone dressed like Duke who thinks he's Duke?

 

[Dug]

Duke Nukem is not real, like Santa Clause and Slash. Stop talking to him

You don't want Duke to come to your house...

...do you?

 

[Revolutionary]

Maybe it's someone dressed like Duke who thinks he's Duke?

I don't usually do this, but:

It's Randy wearing a Duke mask.

 

[user friendly]

Wonder how big Duke's penis is?

 

[Chiggs]

Here's what I think:


DNF >>>>>> Borderlands

George Broussard's productivity >>>>> Randy Pitchford's productivity

Doom Space Marine >>>>>>>> Wolfenstein guy >>>>>> Duke Nukem >>>> Max Payne

Jace Hall's physique >>>>> Duke Nukem's physique

 

[TheExodu5]

All out of gum.

Sounds like it's time for Duke to kick ass.

 

[jaxpunk]

Well, I don't think I own Borderlands GOTY, but I did pick up the game and all the DLC piecemeal through Steam sales, and I have a Duke key, so... shake it, baby.

I only own 2 of the DLC in steam and my copy has a key. Check again or something.

 

[Keyser Soze]

You don't want Duke to come to your house...

...do you?

I am not scared. It would probably take him over ten years to arrive anyway!

edit - He is not fucking real. WTF am I talking about?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Here's what I think:


DNF >>>>>> Borderlands

George Broussard's productivity >>>>> Randy Pitchford's productivity

Doom Space Marine >>>>>>>> Wolfenstein guy >>>>>> Duke Nukem >>>> Max Payne

Jace Hall's physique >>>>> Duke Nukem's physique

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Gearbox get your ass off twitter and back here dammit!

 

[Dartastic]

No key. I would like a key. Sad face. =(

 

[PhoenixDawn]

I'm scared now guys. Someone hold me.

(Release the demo now, please! )

 

[Hylian7]

Is this releasing at midnight tonight or did they specify a time for this to release?

 

[darkressurection]

Is this releasing at midnight tonight or did they specify a time for this to release?

We don't know yet, we are trying to get an answer out of Duke, but he DOES have balls of steel so that might be a bit tough.

 

[piratepwnsninja]

This thread is seriously missing some of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

 

[Mr. Tone]

...Where is it?

 

[Lostconfused]

Doom Space Marine >>>>>>>> Wolfenstein guy >>>>>> Duke Nukem >>>> Max Payne

You know I was going to say something. But that still means Max Payne is incredibly fucking badass.

 

[Zomba13]

This thread is seriously missing some of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

Oh god! How have I never listened to that!? XD

Demo incoming?

 

[Mr. Tone]

Making phonecalls... Gimme a second, I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

 

[darkressurection]

OH SHIT: It changed to "Making phonecalls... Gimme a second, I'm going to get to the bottom of this." Duke is the coolest motherfucker of all time.

 

[Mr. Tone]

"Ok, I'm going to get the forums up soon. When I do, don't freak out."
"But I gotta get this demo thing sorted out first."

 

[celebi23]

"Ok, I'm going to get the forums up soon. When I do, don't freak out." Demo coming soon?

 

[Zomba13]

But I gotta get this demo thing sorted out first.

 

[Dug]

"But I gotta get this demo thing sorted out first."

:O

 

[Salsa]

hype
hype
hype

 

[Lostconfused]

Oh don't play with people like that. Things can get very ugly if you do.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

http://www.fileplanet.com/210966/download/Duke-Nukem-Forever-Demo

Now that is trollin! lol

 

[darkressurection]

OK, now the excitement bug is starting to get to me