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[Dynasty]

Do you guys watch this unironically?
I saw tonight's episode and burst out laughing about five times. When she walked into the place on fire and the pipe fell on her head, I died.
The acting is atrocious. The scene with Danny Dyer and the blonde woman were like the bit in a porno before the sex happens.

Thank god the BBC does good drama shows because EE has fallen to a new low.

I do get some enjoyment out of it but that is from as you said making fun out of it.

 

[Moze]

I honestly did start laughing when the ambulance crashed. Just such utter shite.

 

[MrCarter]

Abi: "I'm pregnant"

*Paramedic nods*

Ian: "He has a brain tumour"

*Paramedic nods*

That shit was hilarious.

 

[Dynasty]

Abi: "I'm pregnant"

*Paramedic nods*

Ian: "He has a brain tumour"

*Paramedic nods*

That shit was hilarious.

If only the Paramedic knew they were both mentally disturbed.

 

[MrCarter]

If only the Paramedic knew they were both mentally disturbed.

*Nods*

 

[Plum]

Abi: "I'm pregnant"

*Paramedic nods*

Ian: "He has a brain tumour"

*Paramedic nods*

"Do you hear that lorry?"

*Paramedic nods*

 

[FortuneFaded]

I have no idea why it fucked up at the start but I like the effect so I kept it in.

If only the Paramedic knew they were both mentally disturbed.

"Do you hear that lorry?"

 

[Dynasty]

Guys I think the paramedic is just too scared to talk, Walford must have a pretty bad rep considering all the shit that happens there.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Guys I think the paramedic is just too scared to talk, Walford must have a pretty bad rep considering all the shit that happens there.

So like being a coroner who works in Midsummer. That guy has seen some shit.

 

[Vashetti]

Boring answer: you can pay extras less if they don't have any lines.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Boring answer: you can pay extras less if they don't have any lines.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

Which ambulance is getting hit then?

I reckon Jane's still gonna be alive so maybe Ian gets to be the patient in a hospital bed. If we have Mick crying at Linda's bedside for months on end its gonna get full quick.

 

[Quick Mustard]

Which ambulance is getting hit then?

I reckon Jane's still gonna be alive so maybe Ian gets to be the patient in a hospital bed. If we have Mick crying at Linda's bedside for months on end its gonna get full quick.

Spoilers for Ambulance

Spoiler

It's Johhnys as it was spoiled a while ago via sites.

 

[Memento Mori]

Was the brother the father of the baby then?

 

[Vashetti]

What an absolute cop-out.

Can't figure out to resolve the Steven/Max/Lauren/Abi story? Just kill Steven off!

 

[WhateverItTakes]

Well Max is shit at killing the right people isn't he?

Was the brother the father of the baby then?

So it wasn't just me thinking that then...

 

[Vashetti]

Well Max is shit at killing the right people isn't he?

Max is doomed right? There's no redeeming him as a character surely?

Leaving Jane like that puts a shelf-life on his character.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

Max is doomed right? There's no redeeming him as a character surely?

Leaving Jane like that puts a shelf-life on his character.

Well he's got to try to kill her again now Stephen's dead, she's a witness to both manslaughter and attempted murder.

Although it could be more likely Jane tells Abby then Abby kills her dad. So yeah your right he's a dead/jailed man walking.

 

[Vashetti]

Well he's got to try to kill her again now Stephen's dead, she's a witness to both manslaughter and attempted murder.

Although it could be more likely Jane tells Abby then Abby kills her dad. So yeah your right he's a dead/jailed man walking.

I mean, regardless of what happens, Max's future in the show can't go on for too long anymore.

It's like an unwritten rule that when you cross a certain 'evil' threshold, like how he left Jane, you'll be written out at some point.

 

[MrCarter]

Max is doomed right? There's no redeeming him as a character surely?

Leaving Jane like that puts a shelf-life on his character.

Yeah Max is fucked as a character now. He was many things but was never a cold-blooded killer. This producer needs slapping. Just end this show already.

 

[Syder]

So Johnny gets shot and in a car crash and lives while Steven dies from a little bit of smoke inhalation?

 

[Dynasty]

Wasnt Jane in the smoke longer than Steven?
Johhny was shot and in a car crash and is probably going to survive, whereas Steven is going to die?

Them killing Steven now just felt like a cop out, he needed to be there to face the consquences of his actions.

Wouldnt surprise me if Jane gets some form of amnesia to be honest.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

So Johnny gets shot and in a car crash and lives while Steven dies from a little bit of smoke inhalation?

He got thrown into a corner... Yeah I don't get it either.

 

[Slightly Live]

A year's worth of shitty storylines pooped into a single week.

Is Dot dead yet? I think I'll stop watching when they kill her off.

 

[Dynasty]

They also got rid of the new girl pregnancy storyline, guess they realised that storyline was boring.

The only storyline I think I actually enjoyed this year was surprisingly the bully one. The rest were badly written and/or not entertaining.

 

[Syder]

The new family have been a total flop

They should have gone full Lannister

 

[Memento Mori]

So it wasn't just me thinking that then...

That was the implication when the pregnancy reveal happened but I haven't properly watched this show in ages so I don't know if they confirmed it. They did seem to be hinting it again today.

 

[Vashetti]

The new family have been a total flop

They should have gone full Lannister

Ted/Joyce too are dull as dishwater. Nothing against old people, but if they want to entice new viewers it's not with a doddery old couple who so far have completely failed to integrate into the Square.

Pam and Les were great, Pam in particular. No idea why they were written out when we have this new pair.

 

[Syder]

Ted/Joyce too are dull as dishwater. Nothing against old people, but if they want to entice new viewers it's not with a doddery old couple who so far have completely failed to integrate into the Square.

Pam and Les were great, Pam in particular. No idea why they were written out when we have this new pair.

It's okay because Ted has a gun for no reason...

That was the implication when the pregnancy reveal happened but I haven't properly watched this show in ages so I don't know if they confirmed it. They did seem to be hinting it again today.

It turned out she had a boyfriend who was her age.

 

[Commander Jameson]

He got thrown into a corner... Yeah I don't get it either.

The hospital doctors mentioned internal bleeding, presumably from when Max threw Steven against that worktop corner.

 

[Vashetti]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eas...itzgerald-lauren-abi-branning-exit-christmas/

oops

What a whole disaster this storyline has been.

 

[Syder]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eas...itzgerald-lauren-abi-branning-exit-christmas/

oops

What a whole disaster this storyline has been.

It's okay, they can just move more one-dimensional characters onto the square to replace them.

 

[Mr-Joker]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eas...itzgerald-lauren-abi-branning-exit-christmas/

oops

What a whole disaster this storyline has been.

But Abi is like the best character on the show, sweet on the outside twisted on the inside.

 

[MrCarter]

https://youtu.be/gumN0HlY91w

This shit is so funny.

 

[Vashetti]

https://youtu.be/gumN0HlY91w

This shit is so funny.

lmao

 

[Broken Joystick]

I've not kept up with EE recently.

what the fuck just hit Abi on the head

 

[MrCarter]

A ventilation pipe it seems lol.

 

[Syder]

EastEnders has treated death so weirdly lately

A young man has just died in the prime of his life, Jane is fighting for her life and they're just having tea and biccies in the cafe like it's fine?

 

[RocBase]

https://youtu.be/gumN0HlY91w

This shit is so funny.

LOL

But Abi is like the best character on the show, sweet on the outside twisted on the inside.

Agreed...they kill off Steven now Abi is gonna head out too? smdh

I also get the vague impression we might see Jack and Linda hook up at some point.

 

[Mr-Joker]

https://youtu.be/gumN0HlY91w

This shit is so funny.

Ha ha, what a train wreck.

 

[Dynasty]

https://youtu.be/gumN0HlY91w

This shit is so funny.

Amazing.

 

[MikeMyers]

Is there any EE character as salty as Abi?

 

[GeordieMark]

Is there any EE character as salty as Abi?

Max? It's a Branning thing

 

[MikeMyers]

Did Lauren inherit the gene?

 

[Mr Solo Dolo]

EastEnders has treated death so weirdly lately

A young man has just died in the prime of his life, Jane is fighting for her life and they're just having tea and biccies in the cafe like it's fine?

Community spirit. It's what they would've done during the War when Walford was under attack.

Its fine and attacking and murdering individuals but when Walford hurts, everyone hurts.

 

[Commander Jameson]

Is there any EE character as salty as Abi?

She learnt a lot from Aunt Babe.

 

[Vashetti]

She learnt a lot from Aunt Babe.

Now that's a character that's missed.

The Carter-clan is so dull nowadays.

 

[nekkid]

The girl who plays Abi lives somewhere around me. I've passsed her a few times walking some shit little toy dog breed while I'm out running.

 

[Dynasty]

Martin should have gotten community service and mandatory counseling for his anger problem.

EE should embrace the idiocy and kill of Kush.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

Are we gonna get a full weak of Max just about killing Jane then Ian cheerfully walks in with snacks?

Also sudden heart attack, lol.