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[Transhuman]

I have been up for over 36 hours and I am so goddamn bored. I'm pretty sure this is how Houdini died.

 

[Josh with a J]

I have been up for over 36 hours and I am so goddamn bored. I'm pretty sure this is how Houdini died.

Can I punch you in the stomach a bunch of times? Please!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Because my last link got buried at the bottom of the previous page I'M LINKING ANOTHER SONG.

They're all good.

Marian Hill - Got It

 

[Transhuman]

Can I punch you in the stomach a bunch of times? Please!

I just drank ice coffee, not a good idea.

 

[Josh with a J]

I just want to give you a Houdini send off =/

 

[You Know Nothing]

I just want to give you a Houdini send off =/

I'm going to finish you off with a dick punch tbh.

 

[Acid08]

I'm going to finish you off with a dick punch tbh.

lmao the sass master 2strong

 

[Transhuman]

I'm going to finish you off with a dick punch tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B40yR874dw

 

[Josh with a J]

I'm going to finish you off with a dick punch tbh.

Punching me in the dick? Punching me with your dick?

 

[Kevyt]

Meerkat Manor is a much more interesting show than any soap opera out there.

 

[Josh with a J]

Meerkat Manor is my janx

 

[You Know Nothing]

lmao the sass master 2strong

I tried to look sassy. Idk.

God, I hate my hair.

Punching me in the dick? Punching me with your dick?

Punching you in your dick. The other is often referred to as a cock slap.

 

[Josh with a J]

I never even thought about this one

Punch someone in the dick with your dick

Mind explosion

 

[Acid08]

I never even thought about this one

Punch someone in the dick with your dick

Mind explosion

Isn't this just how men have sex with each other

YKN confirm/deny pls

 

[Josh with a J]

I just thought that was sword fighting

 

[Acid08]

No. You bash your tips together until you cum then pray to your Satanic shrine of Anderson Cooper for the success of the gay agenda in brainwashing children into joining.

I've read all about it and it sounds legit.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I just thought that was sword fighting

Frot is so hot.

No. You bash your tips together until you cum then pray to your Satanic shrine of Anderson Cooper for the success of the gay agenda in brainwashing children into joining.

I've read all about it and it sounds legit.

Can confirm this is true.

It's also mandatory to have showtunes playing at all times during the ritual.

 

[Josh with a J]

I'm not into the first part but I think the brainwashing people part is cool.

I would like a whole army of people doing my bidding and feed me grapes like a emperor

 

[You Know Nothing]

The Gay Agenda™ does not allow for breeders to share our magical brainwashing abilities.

 

[Josh with a J]

If I ever have a son I want to name him Grinch, thoughts?

Edit: I named the robot girl doll I had in Home Edu, Henry.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Love your child. Don't do it.

 

[Josh with a J]

Henry turned out to be a kick ass girl tho

 

[You Know Nothing]

I never had to take care of a robot baby. I never took Home Ec. #phuckthat

 

[Funky Papa]

Starting on January 1st, I will stop all and any consumption of porn and overtly lewd material.

Let's see how that goes.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Now why would you do that to yourself?

Softcore shouldn't be off limits! It's the way god intended it.

 

[Acid08]

Are you saying that God™ is not present during all of those BBC Small White Teen anal videos??????? Because I swear I could see him smiling down on that butthole.

 

[Josh with a J]

Are you having porn ED? lol

 

[You Know Nothing]

^Oop.

Are you saying that God™ is not present during all of those BBC Small White Teen anal videos??????? Because I swear I could see him smiling down on that butthole.

That was just the camera guy with the raspy voice that exudes sleaze.

 

[Funky Papa]

Now why would you do that to yourself?

Softcore shouldn't be off limits! It's the way god intended it.

I'm doing it for reasons.

Artsy softcore is still allowed, tho.

 

[Risgroo]

Ooh, Labyrinth is on Netflix. I need that Bowie Bulge™

 

[Josh with a J]

Oh man. Don't tell me you're dating one of those porn is cheating chicks

Edit: Bout to watch this Kenshin: Kyoto Inferno movie woo woo

 

[Chuckie]

I'm doing it for reasons.

Artsy softcore is still allowed, tho.

Porn addiction amirite!

 

[Funky Papa]

Oh man. Don't tell me you're dating one of those porn is cheating chicks

Oh hell naw. She's as filthy as me, which is something.

Alas, I think that working from home could be taking its toll. Some people may laugh, but visual overstimulation can get to you IRL.

[lewdness]

Spoiler

A quicky never gets below 20 minutes of actual piledriving. My body may be able to perform heroic feats of herculean caliber, but my brain gets exhausted.

[/lewdness]

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh hell naw. She's as filthy as me, which is something.

Alas, I think that working from home could be taking its toll. Some people may laugh, but visual overstimulation can get to you IRL.

[lewdness]

Spoiler

A quicky never gets below 20 minutes of actual piledriving. My body may be able to perform heroic feats of herculean caliber, but my brain gets exhausted.

[/lewdness]

Hell, I'm exhausted just from reading about 20 minutes of piledriving. Bedtime I think.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Bringing the tone back up out of the gutter, however briefly, I am going to have The Power Of Love stuck in my head forever.

But not the normal version

 

[Funky Papa]

Bringing the tone back up out of the gutter, however briefly, I am going to have The Power Of Love stuck in my head forever.

But not the normal version

Not sure if genius or annoying.

 

[LuffyZoro]

Flying back home now. I should have turned up less hard last night.

 

[Josh with a J]

Flying back home now. I should have turned up less hard last night.

No such thing

 

[zeemumu]

So I can travel to Cuba from the US now if I want? Sweet! New Pope is on a roll.

 

[Kevyt]

Hasn't that always been the case? I thought you just had to ask for permission to go to Cuba. Plenty of American tourists in Cuba.

 

[Kevyt]

Happy humpday to everyone!!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Thursday here.

Almost end of year now...

 

[Kevyt]

Thursday here.

Almost end of year now...

Happy Thorsday mate!!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Had a DNS outage all fucking day. I LOVE AMERICAN ISPs.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Dead thread today I see. Truly YKK keeps this thing alive.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm just so irresistibly charming that everyone wants to talk to me.

 

[Nerdkiller]

Happy humpday to everyone!!

I don't like that name. Because I, for the longest time, used to assume that it had something to do with sex. What a disappointment that was.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Celebrate humpday by falling asleep on top of (or underneath) someone.

 

[zeemumu]

Hasn't that always been the case? I thought you just had to ask for permission to go to Cuba. Plenty of American tourists in Cuba.

It's...a bit more complicated than that.

 

[You Know Nothing]

It wasn't technically illegal for Americans to travel to Cuba before.

But spending money there was prohibited. So yeah, most people who went to Cuba were breaking the law.