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Lambda's Corner
Cold night in England
Newcastle scored first
Benfica fans getting sweaty
Like a woman giving birth
But fear not, Newcastle's shit
Near the end it came
Stunning goal by Salvio
Filled the stadium with shame
Benfiquistas rejoice!!
They barely made a dent
And oh, before i forget you
Newcastle, get bent
HAVE FUN IN LEAGUE 1
GO MACKEMS, HAIL SUNDERLAND!!!
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For all your Soccer related talk, there is a separate thread for the MLS here, but you are also more than welcome to post in here.
Football GAF IRC: How to
Thanks to Wes: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=42114500#post42114500
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GAFfers' Clubs - which team is the best supported on GAF?
AC Milan - dschalter, flippedb, Jabo, TheLucifer, no fun allowed
Ajax - Arjen, FeD.nL, Wessiej, Linius
Arsenal - 90TilInfinity, Anderson, Baconsaurus, Boozeroony, colonisation, DangerousMali, DOBERMAN INC, Dibbz, Freewheelin', Ghouse, Ingeniero, Jason Raize '75 - '04, Judderman, Kweh, Lightning, omgkitty, pix, Plasma, Salvadora, Az, bud, the walrus, Burgess_101, Suen, Ribbed Hero, phaze
Aston Villa - Awesome Animals, rodvik, Wes
Athletic Bilbao - sneaky77
Barcelona - FootballFan, Messi, OriginalThinking, Verano, AndresON777, Linius, Fady K, keit4
Bayern Munich- Antioch, Blablurn, elsk, Fry8, Gambit, Hasphat'sAnts, Hieberrr, kingslunk, Nemic77, spidye, fuenf, ElTopo,
Bayer Leverkusen - Kenka
Benfica - Andrefpvs, DyonPT, rvy, ThaneKrios, Lambda Piscium, MrKaepora
Besiktas - besiktas1, Silphatos, ILvane
Blackburn - Jeff Albertson
Borussia Dortmund - Phantast2k, Milchmonster, deroli
Bradford City - L1NETT
Celtic - Sage00
Chelsea (Champions of Europe)- Fintan, flintstryker, Gaaraz, GQman2121, Help Me!, JWong, Kylehimself, PrematureQuiche, SenorDingDong, steverulez, xintin, Outsanity, TrueBlue, Colonel Nasty, H13, WoodenLung, Fady K, Kaiden, Qindarka
Chesterfield FC - Nyunpa
Club Deportivo Guadalajara - Regulus Tera, Koko
Copenhagen - Woodenlung
Corinthians (Champions of the World) - seabee
Cork City - juanpablo (the top billin, truest, ultimate, non ultra (he don't fight) hustla up in tha ghetto)
Deportivo La Coruña - Jabo, keit4
Eintracht Frankfurt - thy_
Everton - faridmon, sazabirules, Temrer
Fenerbahce - UV-6, Frustrated_me
Feyenoord - Baconsaurus, Tha Destiny
Fulham - xbhaskarx
Hamburger SV - The_Joker
Huddersfield Town - Cindres
Internazionale - adriano999
Juventus - .Shodan, Charles, fadetoblack, Rikkun, Shake Appeal, Smeghead, Yurt, Zabojnik, Pulga, Korez
Leeds United - amitaiwinehouse
Liverpool - Arnie, ATF487, bjaelke, bonesmccoy, CaramaC, Cerebral Assassin, danwarb, Dark Machine, Darth Sonik, DJmizuhara, elseanio, Feorax, Fry8, FuturusX, jamieson87, K444WSR, labadal, Lord Snow, BrentonRodgers, MarshMellow96, odd_morsel, operon, PaulLFC, PJX, Seep, severin, Shogun PaiN, Skoptsie, sohois, tri_willy, Vard, Yenrot, everthustodeadbeats, Sane_Man, PowerTaxi
Malaga - tolkir
Man City - BattleMedic, confuziz, dc89, Manager, Meier, Mangoverboard
Man Utd- Ashes1396, BLSwagger10, blurrygil, Brinbe, Cyport, Desmond, doicare, DominoKid, Dynoro, elfinke, Fëanor, Grover Cleveland, Jburton, K1LLER7, kharma45, KidA Seven, LabouredSubterfuge, LanceVance, magnificent83, MrPing1000, pappe, pslayer666, Requiem, Salazar, Slizz, Snaku, Stubo, Soi-Fong, The Friendly Monster, Tim the Wiz, Tunic, UFCLOL, Vivalaraza, Wilbury, WJD, yella, deGod, shortyme, Sleeplessnights, Kikarian, scently
Newcastle - Carbonox_Ratchet, choodi, Chriswok, JesusTom, Keio, Kyoufu, offshore, Shahed1987, Willkiller
New York Red Bulls - Judderman
Northampton Town FC - OnettHansen
Olympiakos - gate777
Palermo - Joe, WoodenLung
Pescara - Gianni Merryman
Porto - El Tigre, Letters, RaGe_pt, tonitoni
PSG - Timurid (life long supporter)
QPR - Polari
Reading - immy
Real España - Pulga, elsk
Real Madrid - Anastacio, bud23, Madridy, MPW, Noirulus, PantyPhantom, Spanish Wrath, FaK, Pulga, RichieS99, Koko, Suen, Relaxed Muscle, WAR recon zero, DerZuhälter, Frustrated_me
Rubin Kazan - RichieS99
Schalke 04 - Sveitadurgur
Sheffield Wednesday - Bumhead
Southampton - IamMikeside
Sporting CP - BLSwagger10, LFMartins86
Sunderland- HixxSAFC, madmackem, The Super Bob, Meteorain
Tottenham - Bungieware, Clydefrog, near, NeoTB1, Scum, sefskillz, Ushojax, zomgbbqftw, kingellesar
Torino F.C – Timurid
Werder Bremen - Gummifaust
West Ham United - MidnightRider
Zenit Saint Petersburg - Sviatoslav
Let me know your team and I'll add you to the list (PM works better than posting in the thread).
General Information / FAQs
Football - Wikipedia
Statto - League tables as they were at a chosen time of the season, plus form tables, goals etc
Who Scored? - Live match statistics plus stats archive
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A small but extensive Q&A covering the most important football questions new comers might have :
Q : What is Afer Dark?
A : Life, death, rebirth; it's the source, the heart of the forum. Once you enter you will either be enligthened or corrupted.
Q : Did Lukas Podolski and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain really have sex with Neymar in Brazil?
A : Yes.
Q : Can you give us a quick overview of football?
A : It's dead.
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