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[Ciastek3214]

Drodzy Gafferzy.

Witajcie w zakątku gdzie Polacy mogą odpocząć od amerykańskiego patriotyzmu i zająć się swoim własnym. Mile widziani są Polacy, obcokrajowcy którzy uczą się języka, oraz ci co nie potrafią pisać po Polsku, ale uważają, że nasz język jest zabawny w cholerę. Tutaj możemy ponarzekać na Tuska, rząd, komunizm itd. Wszystko jest dozwolone, dopóki zasady na NeoGAFie na to pozwalają. Więc piszcie śmiało, póki jeszcze możecie.

P.S. Ten temat nie ma nic wspólnego z tamtym niemieckojęzycznym tematem, po prostu dałem im fory, w końcu przegrali wojnę dwa razy z rzędu.

Disclaimer: This thread is meant for Polish students or native speakers. You can still talk in English or any other language (as long as it's not German).

 

[strafer]

Thought this was a cleaner ad :

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Napierdalać ziomki!

 

[MMaRsu]

Can you at least tell me what the OP is about?

 

[ComputerMKII]

This will be my only contribution to the thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmgbmysiJH0

 

[TCRS]

u wot m8

 

[aceface]

Odd, I just read that part of the terms of service where it said discussion was to be in English. Are foreign language threads allowed?

 

[Ciastek3214]

Odd, I just read that part of the terms of service where it said discussion was to be in English. Are foreign language threads allowed?

Very odd indeed...

 

[GrayFoxPL]

This will be my only contribution to the thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmgbmysiJH0

Best troll ever.

 

[Stumpokapow]

Odd, I just read that part of the terms of service where it said discussion was to be in English.

We typically allow isolated threads for language practice.

 

[Hypereides]

O moj boze sa polacy w moim GAF

Dunski polak reprezent!

 

[GrayFoxPL]

O moj boze sa polacy w moim GAF

Dunski polak reprezent!

Ukradliśmy Czesława i nam Śpiewa. I chleje.

 

[Ciastek3214]

Ukradliśmy Czesława i nam Śpiewa. I chleje.

Nie chcemy go. Niech se go biorą z powrotem.

 

[Hypereides]

Ukradliśmy Czesława i nam Śpiewa. I chleje.

czlowieku ja nic stego nie rozumiem

EDIT. ah, czarny humor, nvm

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Nie chcemy go. Niech se go biorą z powrotem.

Zepsuliśmy go, teraz nie wezmą.

 

[Ciastek3214]

Zepsuliśmy go, teraz nie wezmą.

NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

 

[GrayFoxPL]

czlowieku ja nic stego nie rozumiem

EDIT. ah, czarny humor, nvm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SNWBRO-SbY

 

[Buddha Beam]

All I know about Poland is that Polish women have huge boobs.

Or so I've heard. I would like to visit one day.

 

[CTLance]

Hrngh, must resist posting in German.

Anyway, as a connoisseur of youtube videos of a certain kind I wish to express my most sincere thanks to all of Poland for one wonderful word - often uttered with such heartwarming gusto, it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

Seriously though, gl&hf.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

All I know about Poland is that Polish women have huge boobs.

Or so I've heard. I would like to visit one day.

Polish women are beautiful but deadly. One wrong move and you wake up balls gone and buried alive in the woods.

 

[Milchjon]

(as long as it's not German).

Ich schüttle meinen Kopf.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Ich schüttle meinen Kopf.

You can't even let them have a thread without invading it.

For shame.

 

[grap3fruitman]

Dupa!

 

[Milchjon]

You can't even let them have a thread without invading it.

For shame.

I would've let them if they hadn't singled us out!

 

[Booya]

woop woop! Szczecin represent.
Ale zyje w niemczech, sorry za to.

 

[dokish]

Odd, I just read that part of the terms of service where it said discussion was to be in English. Are foreign language threads allowed?

How dare they not speak my fucking language. I thought this was America.

 

[Ciastek3214]

woop woop! Szczecin represent.
Ale zyje w niemczech, sorry za to.

To znaczy że jesteś uśpionym agentem CBŚ.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Ich schüttle meinen Kopf.

You can't even let them have a thread without invading it.

For shame.

woop woop! Szczecin represent.
Ale zyje w niemczech, sorry za to.

Co to kurwa jest?!

 

[Ciastek3214]

Ich schüttle meinen Kopf.

Wypierdalać.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Dlaczego tutaj nie widzę żadnej flagi?

 

[Ciastek3214]

Równie dobrze możemy rzucać miastami

Tychy, koło Katowic.

 

[CTLance]

Co to kurwa jest?!

There we go. Now it's an authentic Polish thread.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Równie dobrze możemy rzucać miastami

Tychy, koło Katowic.

To znam Cię.

Gdzie jest kurwa moje 300 baniek?

 

[Ciastek3214]

Kurwa niemożliwe, kto ty?

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Kurwa niemożliwe, kto ty?

Wąski jestem.

 

[Ciastek3214]

Wąski jestem.

Zamknij mordę Wąski.

A tak na serio, skąd jesteś?

 

[KPJZKC]

I've been meaning to learn polish for a couple of years, as so far all I know is (apologise for lack of polish keyboard - or basically any real knowledge of written polish)

Slimak slimak pokaz rogi dam ci sera na pierogi

and the table with broken legs tongue twister, but I can only say it and not write it. Any other interesting stuff I should know PolGAF?

 

[Nilaul]

Kurwa, a kiedy wodka?

 

[Ciastek3214]

I've been meaning to learn polish for a couple of years, as so far all I know is (apologise for lack of polish keyboard - or basically any real knowledge of written polish)

Slimak slimak pokaz rogi dam ci sera na pierogi

and the table with broken legs tongue twister, but I can only say it and not write it. Any other interesting stuff I should know PolGAF?

Kurwa, chuju jebany pierdolony.

Which means "you are a good man".

 

[KPJZKC]

Kurwa, chuju jebany pierdolony.

Which means "you are a good man".

I am skeptical as to whether or not something beginning with kurwa can be a good compliment

(other than obvious "kurwa, masz ladne titski")

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Zamknij mordę Wąski.

A tak na serio, skąd jesteś?

Pan Wąski!

Koło Słupska.

I've been meaning to learn polish for a couple of years, as so far all I know is (apologise for lack of polish keyboard - or basically any real knowledge of written polish)

Slimak slimak pokaz rogi dam ci sera na pierogi

and the table with broken legs tongue twister, but I can only say it and not write it. Any other interesting stuff I should know PolGAF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY03PtIOzE4

Watch and memorize this.

 

[Nilaul]

I am skeptical as to whether or not something beginning with kurwa can be a good compliment

(other than obvious "kurwa, masz ladne titski")

Its like malaka in greek

Malaka, koita ti kolo ehei auti

(except that malaka means wanker, but its been used as "man")

 

[Hypereides]

All I know about Poland is that Polish women have huge boobs.

Or so I've heard. I would like to visit one day.

Really?

Where exactly did you acquire this information from? hmmmm?

 

[phaze]

Elo. Dziwne uczucie pisać po Polsku na GAF'ie.

I've been meaning to learn polish for a couple of years, as so far all I know is (apologise for lack of polish keyboard - or basically any real knowledge of written polish)

Slimak slimak pokaz rogi dam ci sera na pierogi

and the table with broken legs tongue twister, but I can only say it and not write it. Any other interesting stuff I should know PolGAF?

Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie.

Good luck with that.

 

[Hypereides]

Kurwa, a kiedy wodka?

Kazda godzina, kazdy dzien wuda chlopie!

*Disclaimer*: I'm actually anti-alcohol, I bring shame to my fellow polish folksmen and nationalists. Shamefur desspray!

 

[Accoun]

*Disclaimer*: I'm actually anti-alcohol, I bring shame to my fellow polish folksmen and nationalists. Shamefur desspray!

Znam ten ból. :-/

 

[Ciastek3214]

Znam ten ból. :-/

A ja mam słaby łeb, to jest praktycznie to samo.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

*Disclaimer*: I'm actually anti-alcohol, I bring shame to my fellow polish folksmen and nationalists. Shamefur desspray!

Me too. Gaffers almost crucified me for pissing in their booze. Was hilarious.

 

[Ciastek3214]

Me too. Gaffers almost crucified me for pissing in their booze. Was hilarious.

Przypomnij mi żebym nie pił z tobą jak coś.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Przypomnij mi żebym nie pił z tobą jak coś.

Lol.

Btw. Ciekawe czy nie nasi gafferzy widzieli jakieś polskie filmy.