Funny you would say Ghana instead of Sudan....
Egypt has more shared history with the Middle East and the rest of Africa than it does with Europe. And today, there's nothing European about Egypt. It's like you haven't been there at all.
You make it sound like what they were trying make here was a realistic social drama set in present day Egypt.
Ah yes, now we've made it to the "it's fiction, did you expect a documentary?!" phase of arguments.
Most of those dudes aren't Egyptian and most of them pass as white. Naming Israelis as ethnically Egyptian is especially silly. There's a whole book about how Israelites aren't Egyptian, maybe you've heard of it? Also contemporary Israel-Egypt relations aren't, you know, the best.
I'm not upset about anything here.
Yet theres something to be said for Proyas effects-driven, fantasy-kitsch vision of the surreal cosmology of Egyptian myth. Ra (Geoffrey Rush), who can grow bigger or smaller through the power of a constipated facial expression, totes the Sun across the flat disk of the Earth on his spacecraft-like solar barque, spending each night in battle with Apep, the Lovecraftian ancient that dwells in the primordial abyss beyond the cosmic ocean. Snake-tongued assassins ride fire-breathing giant cobras that resemble the sandworms of Dune. The gods bleed gold paint over their gold armor in palaces inlaid with even more gold. There are chariots pulled by giant scarab beetles; sedan chairs carried aloft by hundreds of birds; staves that shoot red death-rays; gods who transform into glistening animal-headed robots and then throw each other at architecturally impossible buildings while the human rabble flees. Every dress has more plunging neckline than fabric.
AV Club's review.
That opening image is amazing in of itself, but this paragraph... holy shit:
I'll say it: this deserved someone more like Paul WS Anderson in the director's chair.
I honestly thought the trailers looked great. I'll probably catch this one.
AV Club's review.
That opening image is amazing in of itself, but this paragraph... holy shit:
I'll say it: this deserved someone more like Paul WS Anderson in the director's chair.
AV Club's review.
That opening image is amazing in of itself, but this paragraph... holy shit:
I'll say it: this deserved someone more like Paul WS Anderson in the director's chair.
Uh, none of them pass off as white.
Holy shit, it's a flat-Earther movie, too? What a fascinating disaster.
This could be the funniest comedy of the year.
AV Club's review.
That opening image is amazing in of itself, but this paragraph... holy shit:
I'll say it: this deserved someone more like Paul WS Anderson in the director's chair.
at least make it a challenge.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gods_of_egypt/
RT sitting at 11% currently. I couldn't possibly get more excited!!!
How can I tell my friends that I don't want to watch this shitty movie with them without sounding like an asshole?
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gods_of_egypt/
RT sitting at 11% currently. I couldn't possibly get more excited!!!
14% now! It's increasing!
14% now! It's increasing!
Clash Of The Titans
+ Costumes from Immortals
+ Acting from Jupiter Ascending
+ Gold CGI Everything
+ Deadpool Barbosa
+ Egyptian Mythology
- Egyptians
= Gods of Egypt
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gods_of_egypt/
RT sitting at 11% currently. I couldn't possibly get more excited!!!
Look on Gods of Egypt, ye filmgoers, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of this colossal wreck, boundless and bare. The lone and level sands stretch far away. (Apologies to Shelley.)
.... wait i thought the less score the better hype for this movie???
HYPE BOOSTERS ENGINE GOOOOOOO
Well Pan has a 26% rottentomatoes score, and I did not enjoy that. I enjoyed Transformers: Age of Extinction for what it is, and that film stands at 18%.
Obviously the conclusion is the lower the film scores, the better amirite?
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gods_of_egypt/
RT sitting at 11% currently. I couldn't possibly get more excited!!!
If “Gods of Egypt” were any worse, it might be a masterpiece.
How can you see this and not be HYPED?
That poster sounds like dubstepHow can you see this and not be HYPED?
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gods_of_egypt/
RT sitting at 11% currently. I couldn't possibly get more excited!!!
Actual Egyptians should be relieved that this plague passed over them.
It seems as though a decent chunk of the Gods of Egypt budget went toward Butler's skin bronzer -- money that would have been better spent on the cheap-looking special effects, which appear to be culled from Ghostbusters II.
This movie's a weird place to make a stand about whitewashing. Egyptians aren't black any more than they're white. Egyptians aren't even Arab really, certainly not pre-twentieth century Egyptians. The only way to cast a movie about Egypt "properly" is to cast Egyptians. Casting Chadwick Boseman is just as ridiculous as casting Gerard Butler here; a black American is just as relevant to ancient Egypt as a white Scotsman is.
Personally, I can't name a single Egyptian actor, certainly not an English-speaking Egyptian in Hollywood. So our options are to cast total unknowns or to just ignore ethnicity entirely. It'd certainly be cool to see Egyptian actors get some exposure. But any imaginable version of this movie is "washed" in some way.
The first person I noticed was the Weeknd........and this:
The more I see of this movie, the more I am convinced that if Tsui Hark ever made it to Hollywood, this is what he would have been proud to direct.