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[ElRenoRaven]

Pineapple pizza lovers are the same kind of heathens that think this monstrosity below is also a pizza, and when future robots look at human history from the 21st century they will recognize that it was pineapple pizza that was the final sign of a decadent, hedonistic society that destroyed itself.

That may not be a pizza but goddamn if that doesn't look delicious as all fucking hell.

 

[UrokeJoe]

Pineapple + jalapeño is GOAT.

Fruit is a-ok on pizza hence tomato sauce

Yep.

 

[Falchion]

I feel so validated now.

 

[Christine]

Thin crust w/ black olives and pepperoni. I don't know how to express this in simpler terms.

That's one of my favorite pizzas, but I'm not sure what you're trying to express. There's nothing being lost under the olives in that pizza.

 

[Michael F. Assbender]

Fuck his stupid head.

Big dumb stupidhead.

Spoiler

I don't really care all that much about what he said. Although I do disagree with him.

 

[Makai]

http://2007.runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Pineapple_pizza

 

[Soldiussnaku]

Truly a hero.

 

[Bread]

Olives are the more problematic pizza fruit tbh. It's not that they're bad, but people frequently underestimate their flavor and either use way too much or put them on 'za with more subtle ingredients that they drown out.

olives are amazing on a supreme or meat lovers type pizza.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

pineapple on pizza is amazing, hope yall never put apple on pork or lemon on salmon.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

He's my people! \o/

 

[psynergylover]

He's damn right!!!

 

[DJwest]

The war is over. Now let's determine the punishment for those who break this rule.

 

[Enduin]

Sorry but Pineapple and Pepperoni are delicious on pizza. Pineapple in general is just fucking delicious. It's good with like everything.

 

[Glendemonium]

Why is this an issue? Is it a millennial thing? It's such a Seinfeld thing to be up in arms about. Why are people being unreasonably hard on people who like a trivial topping on a pizza. Anchovies are pretty fricking gross, but if you like it fine I'm not going to think less of you for it.

It's like watching grown adults cringe over eating vegetables.

Opinion does not equal fact.

 

[SilentRacoon]

Stay losing Gordon, pineapple on pizza is gods food, you are not worthy of it you heathens.

 

[highrider]

Pineapple people are taking this hard. Remember, first step is acceptance..

 

[hydrophilic attack]

gaf knows what's up

the correct option is winning the poll

 

[Juanfp]

He is wrong.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

He is wrong.

not according to the poll

 

[Nokagi]

Well he's right. But hey put whatever shit you want on your food.

 

[Chezzymann]

Well I'll be damned that an acclaimed and successful chef has a better understanding of flavor profile and taste than you, and me, and everyone else putting fucking pineapple on pizza.

Pineapple is bad enough on its own, then you want to sully a perfectly good pizza with it?

Taste is subjective though and it doesn't matter how much you understand about cooking, if it tastes good to you it tastes good. If you love ketchup on steak good for you.

 

[DrForester]

Gordon Ramsay is doing God's work...

 

[RootCause]

Yes. So true.

You know it!

What the fuck.

What is this blasphemy im reading

What on earth are you saying right now

Swiss cheese, Virginia ham, caramelized onions, and a slice of pineapple on a freshly made, and perfectly seasoned beef patty.

Best burger I ever had. I just can't go back.

I'll post a picture soon, hopefully the thread is still open.
They only open 4 days a week. So I'll see if I can swing by tomorrow.

 

[KaoteK]

He's wrong.

 

[BluePigGanon]

Have a slice of pineapple, jalapeno and bacon pizza and get back to me on that, Gordon.

 

[Javaman]

No love for the ham and pineapple pizza? Always get at least one when we order a bunch at the office or with friends. Classic mainstay topping dammit!

That's the kind of pizza someone always orders because they know noone else will eat any and they'll have the whole dammned thing themselves. I love pineapple but it doesn't belong anywhere near ham or pizza. Fruit+ savory=BARF.

 

[Von Krukru]

Nobel Price for Ramsey pls.

 

[Javaman]

People who hate pineapple on pizza remind me of the weirdos that like ketchup on a well done steak.

You have that backwards. Sugar doesn't belong on pizza or steak.

 

[BaasRed]

Pineapple Pizza is pretty good man.

 

[Koyuga]

You have that backwards. Sugar doesn't belong on pizza or steak.

Nothing belongs on a steak that's already been cooked.
Also, sweet and salty/savory is one of the best flavor combinations in food.

 

[SilentRacoon]

You have that backwards. Sugar doesn't belong on pizza or steak.

 

[NullPointer]

Gordon Ramsay is full of shit.

X-post from the last pineapple-pizza thread - the thread where my eyes (and taste buds) were opened to the sweet and savory truth:

Thanks to this thread I decided to give pineapple on pizza another shot.

I've had it before, rarely. Every pizza place has their "Hawaiian" with pineapple and Canadian bacon, but its always been too bland. Too simple. Decided if I was going to do this I'd mixed it up a bit.

So I rolled with spicy Italian sausage, jalapenos, pineapple and Canadian bacon.

That shit was exquisite. Might be my new favorite.

Thanks GAF. And you're welcome.

 

[Shaanyboi]

And people should give a shit about Gordon Ramsay because...?

 

[Ricky_R]

There's a normal fella.

 

[UtterlyPerplexed]

The hero we need and deserve

 

[hipbabboom]

Even a broken clock can always be wrong when its feigning legitimacy. He sure is entertaining though.

 

[Renekton]

Pineapples 👎👎

Who wants sweet fruit dessert on a main dish.

 

[Keasar]

Pineapple pizza lovers are the same kind of heathens that think this monstrosity below is also a pizza, and when future robots look at human history from the 21st century they will recognize that it was pineapple pizza that was the final sign of a decadent, hedonistic society that destroyed itself.

I like a chicken kebab pizza with hot sauce and some pineapples on it, not too many, just some to combine the sweetness with the spicyness.

That there however is not a pizza. It's a thin chocolate cake.

At least despite my pineapple liking ways, I do not go so low as to call this thing a "pizza".

It's a fucking cheese pie.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

I confess that my revulsion to pineapple on pizza comes from the fact that I can't handle pineapple, a tart, acidic fruit with tomato sauce, which is often also tart and acidic. That's just too much for one bite on my palate. If pineapple without tomato sauce + other stuff is good, I could be persuaded to try again.

But pineapple + tomato sauce is a nonstarter for me. Instant, hard pass.

 

[CRS]

Pineapple as a solo topping is sad. The pizza needs an additional topping and that topping is none other than pepperoni , fuck that ham nonsense.

Sweetness from the pineapple with the spicy and salty pepperoni. 👍

 

[breadtruck]

A Hawaiian Pizza done right is a thing of beauty. Pineapple truly CAN belong on a pizza.

 

[The Ummah]

I love this running debate/gag here on GAF.

Speaking of gag...have you ever had pineapple on your pizza? Ugh. Nasty shit!

 

[Premium Quality]

If we're going to go by Gordon Ramsay's word, then ALL of you need to accept the fact that In-N-Out has the best fast food burger.

 

[Amon37]

Thank you based Ramsay.

 

[meow]

Gordon Ramsay why

I believed in you and now I am betrayed

 

[PeregrinSe7en]

we just need to pass a bill making pineapple on pizza illegal now. such sacrilege, have you people lost all decency and self respect?

its for the best

 

[Leatherface]

What's next, pizza-bites in a bowl of pineapple chucks for dessert?! Animals!

 

[Jawmuncher]

Fixed

 

[PeregrinSe7en]

If we're going to go by Gordon Ramsay's word, then ALL of you need to accept the fact that In-N-Out has the best fast food burger.

that much is true

in n out... what a hamburgers all about!

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

https://youtu.be/fOuaLT04h2A

I feel this is relevant to the debate

I had no idea TeamFourStar already had a Beerus voice actor.

Goku would like pineapple.