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[Sheroking]

Why do so many people give such a shit over what toppings other people put on their pizzas? Let me like what I like, and I'll let you like what you like.

No... the Pineapple Wars have begun in earnest.

Pick a side or die like the rest.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

I dont get this fucking meme put whatever you want on Pizza just like how people put whatever they want on a sandwich

 

[Diprosalic]

Why do so many people give such a shit over what toppings other people put on their pizzas? Let me like what I like, and I'll let you like what you like.

you can do whatever you want as long as you do it at home and don't force my children to watch you do it. i mean how would i explain it to them?

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

There's two kinds of people in this thread.

People who don't allow the abomination of pineapple pizza to occur.

And bad people.

 

[Wireframe]

pineapple 4 lyfe

 

[BobLoblaw]

Looks like a bunch of heathens up in here. Pineapple on pizza for life.

 

[PsychBat!]

pineapple on pizza is abomination pizza

 

[capitalCORN]

You know, as an exemplary man of my field. he had my full utmost respect. This all went out the window now.

 

[karasu]

This is the dumbest shit going around on the internet right now. Eat whatever the fuck you want. I'll put bananas and chocolate syrup on my pizza if I want.

 

[nasax]

Looks like a bunch of heathens up in here. Pineapple on pizza for life.

POP4L

 

[ReAxion]

I like pizza. I like pineapple. but not together.

 

[Dalek]

There's always one guy in the office that asks for pineapple on the pizza for the office lunch. He eats one slice of it-no one else touches it and the rest goes to waste. Fucking weirdos.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

This is the dumbest shit going around on the internet right now. Eat whatever the fuck you want. I'll put bananas and chocolate syrup on my pizza if I want.

You monster!

 

[SuperSonic1305]

I just don't understand this debate. Who fucking cares?

Why is pineapple the only disputed topping for pizza?

Because it's a fruit. What other fruit do savages put on pizza?

 

[TheGreatDirector]

It has been written.

 

[Dr. Black Jack]

Fuck Gordon Ramsay

Pineapple for life bro

Preach.

 

[Username1198]

Because it's a fruit. What other fruit do savages put on pizza?

Tomatoes?

 

[brandonh83]

He's right. There's nothing else to say.

Only pizza to eat. Without pineapple.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Pineapple is fine on pizza, much like the whole "toilet paper roll facing the right way" thing I really don't get why people make a big deal out of this. Just don't get it?

 

[SuperSonic1305]

Tomatoes?

Even worse.

 

[Username1198]

Even worse.

Oh man are you a garlic sauce guy? Those people are worse than slow walkers.

 

[demon]

Even worse.

buahaha. oh man I hope you're joking.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Pardon?

My god, this man has a vitamin C deficiency. Get him 16 ounces of pineapple stat!

unfathomable

No idea why my phone had that there

 

[MechaX]

I do have to agree with Ramsay.

You pineapple necromancers probably like fucking bacon in your goddamn birthday cakes too, fucking heathens

 

[marrec]

What the fuck does this Gordan Ramsay fella know about pizza anyway

 

[TemplaerDude]

buahaha. oh man I hope you're joking.

He's clearly doubling down.

 

[SuperSonic1305]

Oh man are you a garlic sauce guy? Those people are worse than slow walkers.

No, the tomato sauce is fine and exactly why you wouldn't put actual tomatoes on the pizza. Tomatoes are nasty rubbery water balls of nothing.

 

[Malvolio]

Tomatoes?

Winner, winner, pineapple-free pizza dinner!

 

[ElFly]

well that's why he has like a trillion stars from a tire factory and hawaiian pizza does not

 

[karasu]

Because it's a fruit. What other fruit do savages put on pizza?

Well wtf is an anchovy? Why do we put fish on pizza?

If your tomatoes taste like nothing it might be because you refrigerate them.

 

[Zombie James]

I love pineapple but it has no place on pizza. The only acceptable fruits are tomatos and olives.

 

[Replicant]

The millions of people who watch shows about him yelling at people and looking for semen in hotels.

*triggered*

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Next thing people are going to start melting cheese on their fruit salads in the oven

 

[Fou-Lu]

Because it's a fruit. What other fruit do savages put on pizza?

Tomato is a fruit. So are olives for that matter.

 

[Line_HTX]

Pineapples are good, BY THEMSELVES!

Fucking thank you, Gordon Ramsay for settling this shit once and for all!

\o/

 

[Rafy]

As a Neapolitan who has had the chance to try this abomination, I'd have to agree with Gordon Ramsay

 

[Lucky Seven]

A NEW ALLY FOR THE GOOD GUYS in the everlasting and fierce war of Pineapple on Pizza.

 

[massoluk]

Perfect clock is wrong twice a year

 

[brandonh83]

Tomato is a fruit. So are olives for that matter.

That tastes entirely different from other classified fruits. Tomatoes don't have a sugary flavor and most typical pizza sauce is from tomatoes. Something sugary on pizza is like something salty on sugar. Which is simply repulsive.

 

[BriGuy]

A limited amount of pineapple, slivered almonds, ham and a sprinkle of cinnamon makes for a good pizza. I wouldn't eat it regularly, but it's great when you're feeling like mixing things up.

 

[Nyanmaruz]

I don't prefer pineapple on pizza, but I will still eat it anyways.

 

[Fou-Lu]

That tastes entirely different from other classified fruits. Tomatoes don't have a sugary flavor and most typical pizza sauce is from tomatoes. Something sugary on pizza is like something salty on sugar. Which is simply repulsive.

Sea Salt Ice Cream? Reese's Cups? Caramel Corn? Candied Bacon? PB&J? Some apples and cheese?

 

[Mr. Giggles]

A limited amount of pineapple, slivered almonds, ham and a sprinkle of cinnamon makes for a good pizza. I wouldn't eat it regularly, but it's great when you're feeling like mixing things up.

What barbarism is this?

 

[theaffection]

Pineapple + Pepperoni + Pickled Jalapenos on pizza = dope

You are a great human being. Best pizza out there

Spoiler

Without the pepperoni is better sometimes

 

[frankie_baby]

This is the dumbest shit going around on the internet right now. Eat whatever the fuck you want. I'll put bananas and chocolate syrup on my pizza if I want.

Would gomuch better than pinapple

 

[studyguy]

FRIENDSHIP WITH RAMSAY ENDED

GUY FIERRI IS NEW BEST FRIEND

 

[ntropy]

 

[brandonh83]

Sea Salt Ice Cream? Reese's Cups? Caramel Corn? Candied Bacon? PB&J? Some apples and cheese?

Peanut butter is sugary too man

Haven't had that other shit

 

[elrechazado]

Because it's a fruit. What other fruit do savages put on pizza?

Tomatoes, you freaking heathen

 

[elrechazado]

That tastes entirely different from other classified fruits. Tomatoes don't have a sugary flavor and most typical pizza sauce is from tomatoes. Something sugary on pizza is like something salty on sugar. Which is simply repulsive.

Umm, salty and sweet is a basic flavor profile of good food. Ever had sweet kettle corn, candied bacon, salted caramel?