Playing Desert Combat with an organized group as a kid, at one point one of the older guys managed to convince me that I was incomprehensibly static-y through my (very old, very cheap, very no-name) stick mic. I spent about an hour pillaging drinking glasses, shoe boxes, pillows, t-shirts, Kleenex, etc. from around the house, and attempting to use them in various configurations to fix the 'problem,' until at some point, I managed to dislodge my sound card from my computer. I assumed that I had damaged it irreparably and there was much dismay, both on my part, and theirs. Well, maybe a little on theirs. They let me in on the joke, and to my great relief, assisted me in reseating my sound card. I laughed it up in spite of myself and adopted static, or truestatic where the shorter version is unavailable, as my new moniker, as it was much more personal and meaningful to me than my previous randomly chosen xXhardcoreXtremeXx label had been to me.