you had sex! let me extend my hand in congratulations in representation of this message board of unwashed geeks.
you not only had sex, but you have the endurance of a God. sixty minutes, wow! You go boy! You're the man!
And man, pre-cum? You should definitely be scared about that, what a common mistake not wearing a condom is for someone who has sex all the time (frequently, clearly!). You are also well knowledged in the world of sex. You clearly have been around the boat with members of the female persuasion, and as such you must only receive the envy of your peers in the gaming community.
How glorious your life is, you king of men, you lord of thrust, you megastar of penetration, you alpha male amongst all of nerdom.
We bow before your glory, shuri.