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[Wingfan19]

Man, it's small but efficient lines like this we just don't hear in movies anymore.

I bet a lot of audiences today wouldn't even catch it.

I didn't catch that until probably my 50th time watching the movie. I've seen it well over 300 times by now. I'm 33 and saw it for the first time when I was 4 on a VHS my dad had taped off HBO. It's my favorite movie of all time.

 

[Nekofrog]

Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.

 

[Dalek]

Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.

That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

that would have worked if you didn't stop me.

 

[gutter_trash]

okay, who brought the dog?

 

[rSpooky]

What about the Twinkie.

that's a big twinkie

 

[liquidtmd]

That's the bedroom, but nothings ever happened in there.

 

[JMDSO]

Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic or mentally incompetent?

 

[Wingfan19]

What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?

No. We’re exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.

That’s gotta be some cockroach.

Bite your head off, man.

And yes, I have used this line while wearing all my Ghostbusters gear waiting for an elevator. It's awesome when the person knows the line and says it correctly.

 

[Dalek]

That's the bedroom, but nothings ever happened in there.

What. A. Shame.

 

[Cypher]

Peter - "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"

 

[JMDSO]

You don’t act like a scientist. You’re more like a gameshow host.

 

[Wingfan19]

I'm right in the MIDDLE of something, Ray!

 

[Bobby Roberts]

What a LOVELY singing voice you must have.

 

[billiam]

ooh i get it!...whatever we think of, if we think of j edgar hoover, then j edgar hoover will appear and destroy us

 

[Dalek]

You don’t act like a scientist. You’re more like a gameshow host.

 

[DarthWoo]

Take me now, subcreature!

 

[Soul Beat]

"These things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white!"

 

[Wingfan19]

Ray - "Hey! Does this pole still work???"

I love that he even asks that as if it wouldn't work. It's a pole.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

What. A. Shame.

its what a crime.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Where do these stairs go?

 

[ratcliffja]

Ray - "Hey! Does this pole still work???"

I love that he even asks that as if it wouldn't work. It's a pole.

I never even thought about that. There are just so many jokes, some of which are fairly subtle.

 

[Wingfan19]

They hate it when you do this. :lays the last keys on the piano::

 

[gutter_trash]

Where do these stairs go?

they go up

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening, as a duly-elected representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I order you to immediately cease all paranormal activity and return to your point of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension!

 

[JMDSO]

Ray… pretend for a moment that I don’t know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics — and just tell me what the hell is going on.

 

[Wingfan19]

I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!

 

[Bobby Roberts]

MOTHER PUS-BUCKET.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Eh? Eh? You earned it.

its you, you've earned it.

 

[liquidtmd]

Dropping off or picking up?

 

[RockTurtle]

you didn't sleep with it, did you?

 

[itwasTuesday]

We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.

 

[Wingfan19]

He slimed me...

 

[eloestmn]

I had a slinky once, but I straightened it.

%$#&!, beaten.



Let me guess, all you can eat rib night at the Sizzler.

 

[ratcliffja]

its you, you've earned it.

It's been too long since I've seen it then.

 

[Ferrio]

Well, better late than never.

 

[JMDSO]

We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York… if we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Kinda makes you wonder? Whether she's naked under that toga?

 

[Wingfan19]

Whoa whoa whoa nice shootin' Tex!

 

[eloestmn]

Ive quit better jobs than this!

 

[Epsilon-delta]

"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."

"Is this true?"

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

Best line imo. The guy was also the asshole professor in Real Genius.

 

[BossRush]

Let me tell you somethin', Bustin' makes me feel good.

 

[JMDSO]

We’d like to get a sample of your brain tissue.

 

[Son Of D]

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!"

 

[Wingfan19]

Come on! Let's run some red lights!

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Slow down. Chew your food.

 

[eloestmn]

Its Miller time!

 

[Shaanyboi]

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

We’d like to get a sample of your brain tissue.

Ok...

 

[Thequietone]

whoa, whoa. Nobody choosed anything.