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[Red_Man]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF
WATCHING
THE
GAME
INSTEAD
OF
WATCHING
YOUR
FUCKING
STATS
WEBSITE

So you've finally come out as Don Cherry, good to know.

 

[Pikma]

Wait, you only had to pay money?

Creeper invited me to his hotel room, and made me do things.

I heard Calamari had to give away his son because Creeper threatened with giving him an embarrasing tag

 

[Smiley90]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF
WATCHING
THE
GAME
INSTEAD
OF
WATCHING
YOUR
FUCKING
STATS
WEBSITE

-hug-

 

[imBask]

So you've finally come out as Don Cherry, good to know.

PREDICTIVE STATS aren't the end all be all of everything, they don't represent everything, they don't tell you everything, they're stats

Hockey has a huge amount of luck, and a billion other factors

you keep hammering the fucking shooting percentage like it's the only thing that matters, when in reality 10% of the season is gone and we're last in the fucking god damn fucking league you fucking idiot

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT SHOT PERCENTAGE I CARE ABOUT HAVING A TEAM THAT CAN WIN THE CUP AND THIS IS NOT THE TEAM AND THE STANDINGS REFLECTS THAT

I DON'T WANT TO WIN THE CORSI FUCKIGN GAME GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

 

[dr.rocktopus]

looking at stats is more enjoyable than watching hockey

-

 

[lamaroo]

woah fellas

 

[imBask]

you LITERALLY told me that Timmins had a 5 year plan for McCarron so it was too early to call it quit since this is the beginning of year 5

get fucking real for once

 

[SCHUEY F1]

 

[Red_Man]

Habs set a franchise record for shots in a period there with 30, but still significantly worse than Therrien's Montreal Desharnais'.

PREDICTIVE STATS aren't the end all be all of everything, they don't represent everything, they don't tell you everything, they're stats

Hockey has a huge amount of luck, and a billion other factors

you keep hammering the fucking shooting percentage like it's the only thing that matters, when in reality 10% of the season is gone and we're last in the fucking god damn fucking league you fucking idiot

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT SHOT PERCENTAGE I CARE ABOUT HAVING A TEAM THAT CAN WIN THE CUP AND THIS IS NOT THE TEAM AND THE STANDINGS REFLECTS THAT

I DON'T WANT TO WIN THE CORSI FUCKIGN GAME GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

First of all, big difference between corsi and shooting percentage, so obviously you're not very aware of the importance or meaning either. Second of all, I don't worship advanced stats like a lot of people, but of all the stats, PDO and shooting % have been one of the most dependable ones you can base predictions on, and the Habs shooting % is historically low and won't stay that way. That being said, I also watch the games, and see how few chances they score on, and the crazy goals being scored again. Price isn't this bad and the forwards aren't this bad, plain and simple.

 

[imBask]

you actually believe we're getting scored on by "crazy goals"

Bad puck luck folks!

just root for the Leafs please do us all a favor. They fucking love koolaid over there

 

[Solo]

why did I stay up for this

 

[Red_Man]

I get it, used to the old Cherry narrative, whatever works for you. This team isn't worse than Arizona and they're not better than Pittsburgh. Plain and simple.

 

[lamaroo]

Maybe Creeper stole Price's new baby.

Calamari, did you become significantly worse at your job after Creeper stole your kid?

 

[Pikma]

 

[Solo]

Danault has no finish

 

[imBask]

. This team isn't worse than Arizona and they're not better than Pittsburgh. Plain and simple.

thanks for your hot analysis here's another one

according to predictive stats, Pacioretty will score between 1 and 55 goals

 

[Calamari41]

I kind of want to the Habs to end up winning this game just to make the last couple of pages even funnier.

 

[Solo]

Lolololololol

 

[Red_Man]

thanks for your hot analysis here's another one

according to predictive stats, Pacioretty will score between 1 and 55 goals

According to you he's the worst captain in team history, a complete floater, completely useless and needs to be traded for spare parts 🤷🏻*♂️

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I kind of want to the Habs to end up winning this game just to make the last couple of pages even funnier.

It’s not happening tonight 😔

 

[Zombie James]

Wow.

 

[Marvie_3]

Me opening this page:

 

[Solo]

God this team sucks.

 

[lamaroo]

Who is that guy, and why can he shoot better than anyone on Montreal?

 

[Yawnier]

Me opening this page:

Yeah for real this last page has been amazing.

Habs-Gaf: Civil War

 

[Red_Man]

Lmao perfect example of a fluke goal, happy now? That's puck luck and it exist whether you choose to accept it or not.

 

[imBask]

According to you he's the worst captain in team history, a complete floater, completely useless and needs to be traded for spare parts ����*♂️

are strawmen part of advanced stats or something?

hey look we're trailing by 2 again! Bad puck luck


How about your precious Galchenyuk tho? no shot on goal

55% corsi tho so it's all good, bad puck luck

 

[Solo]

Heading home on a 7 game losing streak...surely BargainBin has to be on the hot seat.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Help

 

[iLLmAtlc]

kb3 turning back the clock >_>

 

[lamaroo]

At least Alzner is only signed for 5 more seasons!

 

[Zombie James]

Woow

 

[imBask]

man another #BadPuckLuck!

 

[Calamari41]

Lmao perfect example of a fluke goal, happy now? That's puck luck and it exist whether you choose to accept it or not.

There's no such thing as luck, only the will of the living Christ. And he is a Duck tonight.

 

[Solo]

I'm so happy we are paying a fucking goalie who allows 5 goals a game $84M til 2026

 

[Yawnier]

Holy shit Habs are completely melting down here

Price just broke his stick omg

 

[lamaroo]

L
M
A
O
L
M
A
O
L
M
A
O

 

[DopeyFish]

The habs broke an offensive record this game? What in the fuck?

 

[imBask]

we're winning tho

 

[Solo]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Zombie James]

 

[imBask]

oh look, ANOTHER bad puck luck! 6-2!

man I can't believe how unlucky this fucking team is

That defense is NOT significantly worse tho

 

[Calamari41]

This all happened immediately after I said I kind of hoped the Habs would win. A lot of people contributed but this belongs to me.

 

[lamaroo]

The habs broke an offensive record this game? What in the fuck?

Yes, the team is so bad it's offensive.

What the fuck is that ref doing?

 

[imBask]

*frantically go through stats website to find some positive aspect showing how unsustainable that 6-2 lead is*

 

[Smiley90]

Lolhabs

 

[Red_Man]

are strawmen part of advanced stats or something?

hey look we're trailing by 2 again! Bad puck luck


How about your precious Galchenyuk tho? no shot on goal

55% corsi tho so it's all good, bad puck luck

What straw men? All you've done is shit on Pacioretty and say how worthless of a captain he is. While we're at it, let's trade AGally for a 4th round pick because he's garbage apparently.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Spoiler

I haven’t gotten this far in Twin Peaks yet

 

[imBask]

What straw men? All you've done is shit on Pacioretty and say how worthless of a captain he is. While we're at it, let's trade AGally for a 4th round pick because he's garbage apparently.

Isn't he tho?

go any stats to show me how great this fucking bum is?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

hi.

I just wanted to say :lol habs

thanks.