:lol It's really funny when you realize that everyone naturally does the same things.BobsRevenge said:If its messy I'll do it sitting first, then stand up. Otherwise I prefer standing.
BobsRevenge said:If its messy I'll do it sitting first, then stand up. Otherwise I prefer standing.
I always sit down. If it's a public restroom I just wipe the seat first.MotorbreathX said:Without starting a new thread, how do you wipe? Standing up or sitting down? I'm a stander. I don't know if it's for leverage or what but I feel weird sitting and wiping. It's almost like a girl...
pj325is said:I saw an episode of howard stern on E! one time about guys who got horrific 'roids from sitting on the toilet too long.
I never go over a couple minutes now.
tedtropy said:Sometimes I bring my laptop in there and do some wireless poop-session surfing. Hell, I may be posting on GAF while making bread RIGHT NOW.
YYZ said:Just to be clear, I'm talking about defecation, including wiping (just in case someone wants to make a joke about not wiping).
For me it's less than 90 seconds of course. On a good run I will be out of the washroom in less than a minute.
I don't get how some guys stay on the toilet for so many minutes in one session.
1) It stinks.
2) It's a waste of time.
3) It's generally not good for your ass.
Eat your fiber.
For those of you saying you play/read/whatever on the toilet, it smells bad so I don't see how it's better than sitting in a comfy chair and doing the same thing. I'm shocked.
Tyrannical said:Are you a "bottom"? That could explain why you are so quick.
strange_booj said:I am a speed shitter as well. Only takes me 2 minutes or less. Some of my friends are blown away for they take 15+ minutes.
No, also it depends on how well wiping goes. Sometimes I'll wipe and there will be little to nothing. If there is a quite a bit, it could take up to 10 minutes, which I find an annoying waste of time. :lol Love pooping threads.Kowak said:you taking laxatives before hand?
Greatness Gone said:I must have caught that, then. :-(
Justin Bailey said:The fuck? Pooping is one of life's great pleasures. No need to rush it.
Borci88 said:what the hell at people going to the toilets three times a day with 20 minutes in there at a time, I don't know how but I go to the toilet like every 2-3 days. And am usually in there for like 15 minutes tops..
LOL I appreciate the reply but damn is it awkward talking about taking a dump and describing it..iamblades said:Once a day like clockwork for me, 3 minutes tops, usually quite a bit less, least for the dump and wipe portion.
And it's not like I take small dumps either, we're talking like 16 inch logs sometimes here depending on what I ate. Comes out in a nice big single peice, I wipe and I'm done. I don't eat particularly well either, not a lot of fiber or anything. Guess my digestive system just kicks ass.
iamblades said:And it's not like I take small dumps either, we're talking like 16 inch logs sometimes here depending on what I ate.
i see what you did thereItsInMyVeins said:Under five minutes is pushing it for me.
this.Justin Bailey said:The fuck? Pooping is one of life's great pleasures. No need to rush it.
1) No, What the fuck are YOU eating?YYZ said:1) It stinks.
2) It's a waste of time.
3) It's generally not good for your ass.
Wait you spend more time shitting in public than in the comfort of your own home? Thats ASS backwards.YYZ said:oh yeah I forgot to say, if it's a public washroom then add 1-2 minutes for me. Just takes more prep time and not as comfortable.
And "quality reading times" involves lack of shit smell about the air, for me at least. And with my pants up.
Stinkles said:There is nothing, NOTHING better than finding a good magazine in the stall you just entered. Perhaps a newsweek, or better yet, a Road & Track.
Tieno said:My brother and mom always called me Speedkakker (speedpooper) because I was able to push out turds in no time and be done with it.
whut?YYZ said:For me it's less than 90 seconds of course.