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[orioto]

waiting for gaffer video tests

 

[kewlmyc]

I don't think my dick could fit in that.


.....not that I'm interested.

 

[Polymath]

They should make it Cross platform!






if you know what i mean

 

[ZenVolta]

How in gods name do you control a game with your dick?

 

[cyberheater]

How in gods name do you control a game with your dick?

It's a very short game.

 

[OldAsUrSock]

LOL

It's a very short game.

I see what you did there.

 

[Sidewinder]

I'm in!

 

[flipswitch]

I had a go of this at PAX. Let's just say I came last.

 

[Party Popper]

Greenlight this shit!!! hahahaha

 

[Nazeem38]

What a time to be alive.

 

[MAX PAYMENT]

This already creepy as hell. But it's even more creepy that you're banging cartoons. Wtf is wrong with people?

 

[Semantic Continuum]

Is that Tamaki Nozomu ? This thread is going places.

 

[toastyToast]

LOL

I'm dying

 

[Ziltoid]

Surely this proves PC is still the master race.

This already creepy as hell. But it's even more creepy that you're banging cartoons. Wtf is wrong with people?

Is this your first day on the internet?

 

[IvorB]

You want GAF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic6k-s3xyv8

http://kotaku.com/penis-powered-game-gets-oculus-rift-support-919896530
http://www.destructoid.com/erotica-game-with-the-penis-controller-adds-rift-support-258762.phtml

 

[iratA]

Any hands-on impressions/reviews out there yet?

 

[RedNumberFive]

We're forgetting the most important question - can you have sex with your under aged anime sister?!?

 

[SneakyStephan]

That video, I can't even..

 

[maniac-kun]

The next generation of controllers feels good.

 

[RedNumberFive]

I was getting worried that there wouldn't be a girl with an eye patch, but it looks like this game had me covered. I've always had a fetish for anime girls recovering from LASIK surgery.

 

[Coxy]

Input One.

 

[AcceptableGhost]

day 1

 

[Raticus79]

Here we go:

 

[Metallix87]

I know this likely has nothing to do with anything, but this PA strip came to mind after reading the topic title:

 

[wildfire]

With so many games that acknowledged homosexuality first surprised that the Oculus game is more geared towards lesbians...

waiting for gaffer video tests

Everyone on the internet would be too busy watching the Giant Bomb quick look to make their own.

 

[Mr. RHC]

I'm in!

Goodbye realworld.jpg should get good use in the future!

I don't know why, I do not want this device..

 

[Kincaido]

Cleaning up when you're done is the real fun

 

[Deleted member 125677]

next gen saved

 

[AcceptableGhost]

Cleaning up when you're done is the real fun

what's the procedure


is this hardcore gaming

 

[FaustsBoon]

With so many games that acknowledged homosexuality first surprised that the Oculus game is more geared towards lesbians...



Everyone on the internet would be too busy watching the Giant Bomb quick look to make their own.

Rider meet horse?

Horse meet rider?

*urp*

 

[Shito]

Well, at least, here we are with our first really sexist game.
Girls can't play it.

 

[vissione]

.

 

[capitalCORN]

Finally,
An alternative to nerdcore gay.

 

[Jim E. Rossler]

Well, at least, here we are with our first really sexist game.
Girls can't play it.

I can think of a way or two....

 

[Fushichou187]

I ain't trying to play my games with no dildo.

 

[Forkball]

I can see this being extremely useful in the future.

As for the OP, CliffyB what have you wrought?

 

[-PXG-]

I'll take one in XXXXXXXXL please

I ain't trying to play my games with no dildo.

Chad Daddy was wrong

 

[eso76]

yeah.
uhh.

so, does that controller do all the job ? forget about fleshlight then, that's a real gamechanger !

if that's the case, i'd be rather curious to try it.
Coupled with oculus rift AND anime girls it should be a VERY bizarre experience.

 

[JWong]

Bottom-right seems to be the most Tsundere.

I like her already.

 

[eso76]

edit: ah, no, it seems you have to use it just as a fleshlight.
i thought they somehow developed some..uh..device that would make the thing...uh...move itself.

 

[atomic moth]

I ain't trying to play my games with no dildo.

...so you are trying to play games with a dildo?

 

[DukeBobby]

I bet I can beat Dark Souls using that.

 

[Juz]

Well, this sounds interesting.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Attach a controller on that and you have the new Power Glove.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

I bet I can beat Dark Souls using that.

There will be videos of people beating other games with that thing on day one.

 

[RdN]

Holy shit, I laugh out loud, now my coworker is staring at me.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

I watched the video and fucking lost it as soon as the girls started moving

Whole office is wondering what the hell I'm laughing at

I bet I can beat Dark Souls using that.

Or on the flip side, imagine using a regular controller with a turbo button for this game. Girls would probably erupt in flames

 

[TouchMyBox]

There will be videos of people beating other games with that thing on day one.

I bet you can use it to beat all the games.

Or...

The game won't be the only thing getting beat.

 

[Lavalamp1138]

fucking lost it as soon as the girls started moving

Consumers of this product might assume this as well.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

I bet you can use it to beat all the games.

Or...

The game won't be the only thing getting beat.

I was going to italicize beat but...