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This thread :lol :lol
yeah, except DudeBro is straight.dollartaco said:Serious Sam grows a beard...
Viva la Brovolución!KillerAJD said:So, who wants some Dudebro T-shirts?
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In for 1.KillerAJD said:So, who wants some Dudebro T-shirts?
:lol
"Never bring a gun to a bro fight."Drkirby said:I request that Dudebro has to take down an army of Fighter Jets with only his knife in one level, at the end of which he will rip off the giant Vulcan cannon on the giant fighter jet at the front of the squad, and use it to destroy all the other jets, and then fight the boss inside of the giant jet, using only his knife. "So what if I brought a knife to a gun fight."
KillerAJD said:So, who wants some Dudebro T-shirts?
:lol
I want that shirt.KillerAJD said:So, who wants some Dudebro T-shirts?
:lol
That could work, but does that mean all the fights Dudebro goes to with his gun isn't a bro fight? Shouldn't it then be "Never bring just a gun to a bro fight."Mkliner said:"Never bring a gun to a bro fight."
thetrin said:I feel like health powerups should be heads of Bromaine Lettuce.
thetrin said:Act 1: Bromance of the Three Kingdoms
Snow falls silently across the battlefield. As they touch the faces of dead men, they do not weep. Snowflakes cannot weep, nor can they hate, love or bone hot broads.
The valuable Alaskan pipeline sits scarred and battle worn. Despite efforts by the B.R.O. Alliance, the pipeline lies almost destroyed, blood staining its metal skin. Snow covers the stains in white, but the blood will not go.
After hearing that Commander Limpwrist was pushing forces to capture the pipeline, Dudebro and Chicken diverted from their course to Mexico City in an effort to cut them off at the pass.
What they saw when they arrived chilled their bones. Except Dudebro. He doesnt have bones. His skeleton is comprised of solid awesomantium.
Chicken: Holy shit, what happened here, Dudebro?!
Dudebro: Limpwrist happened, brah. He slaughtered these soldiers like they were meat. Like roast beef, or maybe pastrami. These men deserved better than nutshots.
Chicken: Roast beef with some honey Dijon on sourdough sounds pretty good right now.
Dudebro: I wouldnt mind Limpwrists still-beating heart on a platter. And a Natty Ice to wash it down with.
Gun fire and explosions erupted in the distance. Dudebro squinted and adjusted his sunglasses so he could get a better view of the battle 30 miles away. Dudebro lights up a J and crouches. His muscles begin to ripple intensely as the ground and snow beneath him contorts and shatters slowly.
Dudebro: Get on my back, duder.
Chicken: Rock.
As Chicken jumps on Dudebros back, his muscles tense to their limit and release, his legs straightening completely. Dudebro launches into the air, his brodiocity and form almost balletic.
As they soared closer to the battlefield, Dudebro receives a positively lame transmission.
General: Dudebro! Weve gotten word that Pesquali and Limpwrist are working together! Theyve heard that you diverted to Alaska, and Pesquali is sending everything hes got at you!
Dudebro: How lame is it, General?
General: Pesquali has sent 600 flying Mexican bums your way. ETA 30 seconds!
Dudebro: 600 Mexican bum fights
Chicken: Dudebro, were coming in for a landing. Were going to need some smoke cover!
Dudebro wrenches six spliffs from his bandolier, and lights them all with one quick snap of his fingers. Taking them between his fingers, Dudebro throws the spliffs like throwing knives, each on shooting like a javelin into a different soldiers eye. The smoke begins to cloud the vision and cognition of everyone but Dudebro.
Dudebro: Battle Mode, Activate.
Dudebro pops all five of his collars.
Dudebro: Its Straight-Up Dawg Time.
(600 mexican bum fights is a reference to a time I was in a gamestop with a buddy, and there was an ad for IL2 Sturmovik, and I swear I heard someone in the ad say "600 mexican bum fights"....secret bums over europe)
(Also, I vote that even if the game is polygonal, the cutscenes should be 16-bit era spirte-based cutscenes)
thetrin said:(Also, I vote that even if the game is polygonal, the cutscenes should be 16-bit era spirte-based cutscenes)
Drkirby said:That could work, but does that mean all the fights Dudebro goes to with his gun isn't a bro fight? Shouldn't it then be "Never bring just a gun to a bro fight."
Or maybe I am just being to logical and/or crazy.
eznark said:I think you have properly captured the essence of Dudebro thetrin. Well done.
Six collars?? Pace yourself, man.thetrin said:I'm writing in a Cuban mission where Dudebro is wearing a salmon colored golf shirt with 6 inexplicably popped collars.
John said:I've found a voice actor once he's available - http://www.violencemedia.com/
thetrin said:I'm writing in a Cuban mission where Dudebro is wearing a salmon colored golf shirt with 6 inexplicably popped collars.
thetrin said:I'm writing in a Cuban mission where Dudebro is wearing a salmon colored golf shirt with 6 inexplicably popped collars.
I vote Mike Tyson, or Dave Stewart.Mkliner said:Dudebro needs to be played by Nolan North
nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononolawblob said:A stealth mission
Ya know, the entire 5+ hours I watched Mik sculpt Dudebro, I couldn't help but think, "Jeff Gerstmann would be ALL OVER THIS SHIT!" Somebody has to send him this.Odrion said:I had a dream last night about Jeff from Giantbomb wetting himself over the game.
First time I ever had a dream about Neogaf. Now I have to see a therapist, thanks Neogaf!
I can't even imagine his transformation...omg.malingenie said:The game has to have a flashback section called:
DudeBro, the college years.