Dr. Zoidberg
Member
Ah, PSP.
I bought you at launch with Lumines, Ridge Racers, and Hot Shots Golf. I enjoyed you for a good while. Unfortunately, you were uncomfortable as hell and your analog nub sucked. Then, later on you chose to specialize in game genres I don't give a shit about. Finally, you decided you would start powering yourself off at the most inopportune times during gameplay and I sold you for parts and never replaced you. You will not be missed.
Besides, your brother Vita is ten times the system you were. I'm with him now.
I bought you at launch with Lumines, Ridge Racers, and Hot Shots Golf. I enjoyed you for a good while. Unfortunately, you were uncomfortable as hell and your analog nub sucked. Then, later on you chose to specialize in game genres I don't give a shit about. Finally, you decided you would start powering yourself off at the most inopportune times during gameplay and I sold you for parts and never replaced you. You will not be missed.
Besides, your brother Vita is ten times the system you were. I'm with him now.