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Spooky girl is spooky
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Keyser Soze
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FromTheFuture
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The first time that picture got posted everyone got depressed.seat said:
Keyser Soze
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FromTheFuture said:
What have i done? D:
Guybrush Threepwood
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Keyser Soze said:
Kevin! D:
Stoney Mason
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Crumpet Trumpet said:
GAF is first and foremost a collection of anti-social assholes. This forum ain't poligaf.
Keyser Soze
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roosters93
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Crumpet Trumpet said:
Omg I didn't even comprehend that.
Shame that the whole thread couldn't be full of lulz.
roosters93
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smurfx said:
This is a tale explaining the manner in which my way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started. If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location, and I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California located at coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778.
In the western region of the City of Brotherly Love known as Philadelphia, my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood, in my mothers care. The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc. I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature. Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends, when a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived. I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being, and she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sisters husband in the previously mentioned community located at the previously mentioned location.
I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago, yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence. She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation. I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot. Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony). Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France, I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood located at the previously mentioned location commonly live. Indeed, I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment.
I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver, and as the driver approached I observed his California vanity plate which, in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word fresh. Additionally, from his rear view mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games. In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique. Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community located at the previously mentioned location.
We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 oclock, and in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odour through my sense of olfaction. I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival: Here I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air as monarch.
SapientWolf
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Maybe this news story will make people feel better.FromTheFuture said:
http://uhoh.org/vancouver_sun_ducks.htm
FromTheFuture
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Great story... it kind of makes me think about how the duck knew a human could and would help out...SapientWolf said:
SapientWolf
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It clearly watched a lot of Lassie.FromTheFuture said:
SapientWolf
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I mostly agree, but I laughed for a long time at the meta creepy girl photoshop.plovie said:
Mr. Spinnington
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WHY~Kinggi~ said:
Servizio
I don't really need a tag, but I figured I'd get one to make people jealous. Is it working?
Is it just me or does the duckling pic look manipulated? And I don't mean the creepy girl. Like someone has taken the smudge or blur tool to rectangular sections of it. Smudging out ducklings maybe?
Ford Prefect
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Unfunny and heartless joke saved :lolsmurfx said:
Holy shit, CrushDance??CrushDance said:
WHERE HAVE BEEN?
roosters93
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FightyF said:
:lol
Can't believe no one thought to do that already.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
guise said:
The girl's got too much skin on her.
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