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[SJRB]

I am so fucking pissed right now, holy shit.

 

[AJ_Wings]

What a shame.

 

[Zanasea]

When will they learn that you NEVER, EVER tease something like that? It's like asking for a shitstorm.

Anyway, it's time to make Square understand NO ONE asked for this.

 

[Leks]

Shocking.

 

[Trojita]

Square Enix sure is falling for iOS.

 

[louiedog]

This should not have been teased so much. There's absolutely no way a game for mobile platforms could meet even the smallest expectations that they set by hinting that a new Deus Ex was coming.

 

[Yellowflashdude]

hahahaha

 

[SniperHunter]

hahahaha

hahahaha

lol the exact same reply only a seconds apart!

 

[Avallon]

I wonder if they will take advantage of Wii U's dev tools to quickly port this game to that platform, considering how much better these games sell on dedicated game platforms than phones or tablets, and they will likely be very happy to push to price to $20-30 where they will likely sell it for $16? on ios like their FF3 remake.

1) They won't.
2) considering how much better these games sell on dedicated game platforms than phones or tablets -- where are you getting this information?

 

[Mlatador]

Square Enix: The Fall

 

[revolverjgw]

I fucking knew it

I fucking KNEW IT

 

[super-famicom]

Since I got botp'd:

 

[Epcott]

Ha ha, not surprising but still funny.

 

[Trick_GSF]

Noooo!!!!!!!!!!
sdfg

fuck it all.

 

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

I can't stop laughing. Even my TV show joke would have turned out better than this.

 

[tci]

Oh ffs,

Who the hell asked for this?

 

[Alien Bob]

I set my expectations extremely low and I was still disappointed

 

[HolyFridge]

 

[Caffeine]

i knew it xD

 

[Tizoc]

From that 1 image, I don't see how this couldn't have been for, at least, PC.
Can't access video at work, but how're the graphics?
Playing this on an iPad (or worse an iPhone) is gonna be a pain...

Spoiler

Vita release plz~

 

[Zoibie]

Well, fuck.

 

[heringer]

iOS keep delivering the good.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Sooo glad I kept my expectations low, goddamn Square :/

 

[Disorientator]

Surreal

 

[Avallon]

It's like seeing a unicorn in real life.

 

[stuminus3]

Jesus H Christ talk about misunderstanding your audience.

 

[Hero of Legend]

Nevermind, just in case.

 

[Confidence Man]

Should've left iOS out of the thread title.

 

[Stone Ocean]

Why

Sad thing is, yeah that's Deus Ex. No minigame, top down shooter bullshit. That's Deus Ex.

 

[thelatestmodel]

 

[duckroll]

So how many of the people making one word/one line replies here bothered to watch the video and read about the preview first? Are you guys going to keep going "hahahahaha" at every major iOS announcement as the industry invests more and more into smart devices? Seems like a matter of time before all the people laughing are instead crying when you realize the industry has left you behind.

 

[Nirolak]

Okay I edited this into the OP so people know this is the first of many from the company: http://abload.de/img/squareenixmobileconsoyukcs.jpg

 

[maniac-kun]

Well... please be excited.

 

[Brazil]

Good stuff. Looking forward to it.

So how many of the people making one word/one line replies here bothered to watch the video and read about the preview first? Are you guys going to keep going "hahahahaha" at every major iOS announcement as the industry invests more and more into smart devices? Seems like a matter of time before all the people laughing are instead crying when you realize the industry has left you behind.

Good stuff. Looking forward to it.

 

[PuppetSlave]

Nice wall guy tribute.

 

[FLAguy954]

3DS and Vita am cry

 

[Mother Green]

expected sales: 10,000,000

everything less will be a disappointment.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

That has to be a bullshot? At least the AA has to be

 

[Voror]

Oh God, seriously Square?!

At this rate I'll expect Versus to become an IOS game as well.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Not surprised the graphics can look so close to the source material.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

This was pretty much 97% guaranteed yesterday with that teaser and the logo reveal. A new Deux Ex is...

Yeah, I honestly don't care. Glad I kept my expectations low.

 

[EatChildren]

The game actually looks quite good. But I do not understand the logistics of making this iOS exclusive. You take a franchise that's built its fan base primarily on PC, along with consoles. You spend time and money replicating that gameplay formula pretty accurately for a smaller, side-story mission. And you release it exclusively on iOS?

It makes perfect sense to stick a touch screen controlled game like this on iOS for a few bucks. By why not release digital versions on PC and console to? I simply do not understand the business there. Not restricting to one platform, but expanding to many in order to maximise revenue across an assortment of platforms.

 

[Guntank]

I never asked for this

 

[Volotaire]

Video looks impressive, but I don't like moving with the touch controls.

 

[DJ Lushious]

Can I play this with a controller? No? Then I don't care.

Hell, even the designers looked like they were having trouble controlling it.

 

[Jintor]

WHELP

 

[SmokyDave]

Eh, I'll give it a go.

iOS keep delivering the good.

Good games, great threads™

 

[Mpl90]

Yes, video looks pretty good, but moving through touching on the screen, with no analogues or anything is a great problem

 

[Meccanical]

.

 

[nico1982]

LOL. Anyway, I'm really curious about the price.