Support NeoGAF

[Punished Miku]

MSN

I've been shitting water for over a week. Now I guess I finally know why, as I eat PB&J every day for lunch.

This is for the US, nationwide recall.

 

[ParaSeoul]

Their plan was to turn everyone into Jif peanut butter factories

 

[Catphish]

Y'all should be eating this anyway.

The GOAT.

 

[Elbereth]

Skippy Foreva!!

 

[DeepEnigma]

Jif isn't even real peanut butter. It's like cake frosting.

 

[22:22:22]

We got REAL peanut butter.

That shit with oil on top

Also. Why do I have to tap the add image thing for 30 times before it works

 

[DeepEnigma]

We got REAL peanut butter. That shit with oil on top

The one that just contains ground peanuts and that's it.

And where you need to put one beater blade in a hand mixer, hold the jar, and blend for 30 seconds to a minute. (Don't stir by hand, work smarter not harder.)

 

[22:22:22]

What's a beater blade

 

[Kev Kev]

i had to ban myself from pb & j because i will wind up eating a loaf of bread and whole jar of peanut butter in 4 days and apparently thats unhealthy

 

[Jaybe]

Amber Turd celebrity endorsement deal incoming

 

[Valedix]

Don't even have that in Australia so I'm good

 

[DeepEnigma]

What's a beater blade

One of these types of things. You just put one of them in, and hold the jar and turn on the mixer low to medium and let it mix while you make a slight plunging motion up and down.

Much better than hand stirring. Done in 30 seconds or less.

 

[FunkMiller]

Fun fact: In the UK Jif is a brand of bleach. Probably better off consuming that.

 

[AJUMP23]

I only eat Peter Pan Peanut Butter.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Jif isn't even real peanut butter. It's like cake frosting.

Hey now. I'm going to have to ask you to stand down. Jif is great. Get the natural or honey variety. Good shit.

 

[FunkMiller]

i had to ban myself from pb & j because i will wind up eating a loaf of bread and whole jar of peanut butter in 4 days and apparently thats unhealthy

We now cross live to Kev Kev's webcam.

 

[22:22:22]

One of these types of things. You just put one of them in, and hold the jar and turn on the mixer low to medium and let it mix while you make a slight plunging motion up and down.

Much better than hand stirring. Done in 30 seconds or less.

I can recognize the ease but I feel like cleaning takes to much effort. With a knife I get cramps tho... Hmmmm

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Many like this product, but I always see it with a lot of fat and not at all nutritious

 

[DeepEnigma]

Hey now. I'm going to have to ask you to stand down. Jif is great. Get the natural or honey variety. Good shit.

Natural sure, if it's just peanuts.

But their regular one, it has so much sugar and high fructose shit in it, it's literally grainy and frosting like. Horrendous stuff.

I can recognize the ease but I feel like cleaning takes to much effort. Wity an knife I get cramps to... Hmmmm

It's not that bad. Most of it slides off back in the jar, and you can wipe the rest into it. Then hot water and soap and it comes clean. No cramps in the hands/wrist, lol.

 

[Punished Miku]

Good shit.

A little too good, if you get what I'm puttin' down. Honey is the best.

But yeah, I need to try a new brand this week. This is your shot PB companies to win me over. Nothing with oil on top.

 

[22:22:22]

i had to ban myself from pb & j because i will wind up eating a loaf of bread and whole jar of peanut butter in 4 days and apparently thats unhealthy

Sounds like a great time. What type of jelly? Blueberry or strawberry

 

[22:22:22]

Natural sure, if it's just peanuts.

But their regular one, it has so much sugar and high fructose shit in it, it's literally grainy and frosting like. Horrendous stuff.


It's not that bad. Most of it slides off back in the jar, and you can wipe the rest into it. Then hot water and soap and it comes clean. No cramps in the hands/wrist, lol.

I'll keep it in mind friendo

 

[jufonuk]

When I saw the title of the thread

My reaction when I read JIF



Me living in Europe.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Sounds like a great time. What type of jelly? Blueberry or strawberry

 

[Kev Kev]

Sounds like a great time. What type of jelly? Blueberry or strawberry

strawberry ftw

 

[Punished Miku]

strawberry ftw

I'm glad I wasn't using the farmer's market habanero peach jelly this last week.

 

[DeepEnigma]

I'm glad I wasn't using the farmer's market habanero peach jelly this last week.

Oh man, I love the spicy jellies/jams on a PB&J sammy!

 

[haxan7]

*doubles down on eating even more Jif peanut butter*

 

[vpance]

All that palm oil in regular PBs

 

[Dural]

We go through a 40oz container of peanut butter a week, my kids love it (as do I). Luckily we don't get Jif, been getting the natual for awhile now.

 

[LQX]

The one we have been using has been sitting on the table for years, so I think we are safe.

 

[Pakoe]

We got REAL peanut butter.

That shit with oil on top

Also. Why do I have to tap the add image thing for 30 times before it works

MY MAN! This is the only PB i eat.

 

[ReBurn]

I only eat Peter Pan Peanut Butter.

That's the one that tried to kill everyone in 2007

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Fuck Choosey Moms and Fuck Jif. We make our own, over here.

 

[22:22:22]

Many like this product, but I always see it with a lot of fat and not at all nutritious

Can be healthy in moderation. And you don't have to use bread. A spoonful is yumyum

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Peanutbutter? Psshh...

I've replaced that with Fluffernutter for years.

 

[GymWolf]

Tried peanut butter once, it completely glued to the upper part of my mouth for like 5 minutes while tasting like bitter sweating balls.

Never again.

 

[AJUMP23]

That's the one that tried to kill everyone in 2007

It didn't kill me, only made me stronger.


I have been eating it since the 80s.....and I do remember having a hard time finding it several years ago. But it is still King.

 

[Revoh]

I'm addicted to peanut butter. Can't wait to go back to bulking to eat a million calories again

 

[lem0n]

Thanks to this thread I'm now craving a fluffernutter

 

[22:22:22]

Tried peanut butter once, it completely attached to the upper part of my mouth for like 5 minutes while tasting like bitter sweating balls.

Never again.

Aren't you used to that when going those to manly clubs?


But yeah some milk, coffee of water will help with that

 

[haxan7]

Tried peanut butter once, it completely attached to the upper part of my mouth for like 5 minutes while tasting like bitter sweating balls.

i thought that taste would be more reason for you to eat it

 

[dr_octagon]

Tried peanut butter once, it completely attached to the upper part of my mouth for like 5 minutes while tasting like bitter sweating balls.

Never again.

 

[ReBurn]

It didn't kill me, only made me stronger.


I have been eating it since the 80s.....and I do remember having a hard time finding it several years ago. But it is still King.

They recalled all Peter Pan peanut butter produced between 2004 and 2007 and it was off shelves for 6 months. It almost killed the brand. If you found it during that time you we're probably eating recalled product. I'm glad you didn't die.

 

[GymWolf]

i thought that taste would be more reason for you to eat it

I like clean balls in my mouth, but i'm not surprised that you make no difference between the 2, some people have higher standards dude.

 

[AJUMP23]

They recalled all Peter Pan peanut butter produced between 2004 and 2007 and it was off shelves for 6 months. It almost killed the brand. If you found it during that time you we're probably eating recalled product. I'm glad you didn't die.

I doubt I ate it. I just didn't eat PB during that period.

 

[GymWolf]

Aren't you used to that when going those to manly clubs?


But yeah some milk, coffee of water will help with that

I hate milk and i don't drink coffee.

How is the water gonna help with the bitterness?

 

[Batiman]

Ya don’t eat that fake shit. Get natural even though it’s a pain in the ass to stir with all the oil

 

[22:22:22]

I hate milk and i don't drink coffee.

How is the water gonna help with the bitterness?

It's not bitter unless maybe ?? You buy those super dark roasted stuff

And liquid helps with the stickiness

And yeah it's not for everyone so whatever. Right?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

No need--I don't use filthy casual peanut butter like Jif.