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Lies! You Jiffy Fiend you!
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Throw Away Your Peanut Butter
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Lies! You Jiffy Fiend you!
dr_octagon
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vpance
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The brand I get now doesn't even need much stirring if at all. Putting it in the fridge helps too if you don't mind the hardening.
Thaedolus
Gold Member
…don’t listen to
DeepEnigma
, get yourself a butter knife to vigorously stir this shit and you’ll have Popeye forearms in no time.
Thaedolus
Gold Member
I keep skippy for baiting mouse traps onlyI have a small jar of Skippy in my cupboard, should I toss it?
What should I replace it with?
bitbydeath
Member
If jams are jellies are jellies also considered jams?
Sounds like cultural appropriation!
Sounds like cultural appropriation!
dr_octagon
Banned
Trogdor1123
Gold Member
Which is the one with peanut on top? It’s the best
Dr.Guru of Peru
played the long game
Peanut butter elitists are the dumbest. Enjoy your $10 oil slurry, but I'd rather eat JIF even with the salmonella.
Ailynn
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dr_octagon
Banned
poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
I feel like this is some TikTok dare/prank where I will end up with peanut butter oil all over the kitchen. Like how do you even get the beater in to the solid part of the peanut butter without bending the shit out of it.One of these types of things. You just put one of them in, and hold the jar and turn on the mixer low to medium and let it mix while you make a slight plunging motion up and down.
Much better than hand stirring. Done in 30 seconds or less.
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S0ULZB0URNE
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You can throw your shitty Procter & Gamble branded PB away.
I am keeping my PB.
I am keeping my PB.
MidGenRefresh
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We got REAL peanut butter.
That shit with oil on top
Check this out:
The absolute GOAT:
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Kost zeker 8 euro daar?
Looks delicious tho!!!
The amandel one is more like 10-11 but it's worth it. It's liquid gold.
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Daaaaaaaaamn..
I prefer cashew nut butter
Buy maybe I'll give it a try someday. Waar smeer je het het liefst op?
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Little Mac
Gold Member
Peanut Butter?! Filthy savages. Almond Butter or Cashew Butter is where it's at.
Chronicle
Member
You eat pb&j everyday for lunch?[/URL]
I've been shitting water for over a week. Now I guess I finally know why, as I eat PB&J every day for lunch.
This is for the US, nationwide recall.
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InfiniteCombo
Banned
Thanks for the heads up, OP.
But I don't eat Jif. Or even peanut butter for that matter. At most I'll do almond butter, and even then only every so often.
But I don't eat Jif. Or even peanut butter for that matter. At most I'll do almond butter, and even then only every so often.
GymWolf
Member
Well it's not like i hate the taste, but i don't like the bitterness so i have to put like 3 spoons of sugar to make it pleasant, at that point i just switched to teaJust verifying your Italian status as you don't like coffee.
No problem with coffee icecream.
I fucking hate milk way more than coffee
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TheDreadBaron
Member
A little too good, if you get what I'm puttin' down. Honey is the best.
But yeah, I need to try a new brand this week. This is your shot PB companies to win me over. Nothing with oil on top.
Whatchu talkin bout oil?
EverydayBeast
thinks Halo Infinite is a new graphical benchmark
Most us children eat peanut butter.
BigBooper
Member
God didn't intend for our peanut butter to look like dog diahrea in a jar.
Peter pan blessed up many years ago with a delicious peanut spread and people just throw it to the curb for Smuckers All Natural Dog Diahrea™
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
This is going to greatly upset that guy from over the weekend who was just learning about the American lifestyle.
Hope he can return that dog.
Hope he can return that dog.
Northeastmonk
Gold Member
I only buy the two pack Kirkland brand.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Nah, that is only if you don't hold the jar. I also take a few tablespoons of oil out first, but you can do a quick hand stir to make sure there is not so much at the top.
That is why you start off on low speed, the blender has enough power to mix it all up.
ResilientBanana
Member
HA! JIF, fuckin' peasants
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
There are some lonely, single women who use peanut butter for other purposes..
GymWolf
Member
Probably not the type of pussy that dogs enjoy to play with...
German Hops
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Punished Miku
Gold Member
More recalls of products containing Jif peanut butter due to salmonella
"In the last few days, the FDA has recalled fresh-cut fruit and vegetable products from Del Monte, fudge by Fudgeamentals sold at some Walmart stores, store-prepared items containing peanut butter sold at Albertsons, and fresh-cut fruit snack trays and cups sold by Country Fresh."
chromhound
Member
found the criminals
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Jsisto
Member
That's terrifying.found the criminals
Magic Carpet
Member
The recall has been expanded to other foods that might have used Jiff in them. I don't know what those might have been though.
I checked my own jar of jiff and the serial numbers don't match the recall. The kids seem ok too. I tossed the jar anyway.
I checked my own jar of jiff and the serial numbers don't match the recall. The kids seem ok too. I tossed the jar anyway.
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