Hillary "HE DOESNT HAVE A FOREIGN POLICY THAT DOESNT INVOLVE KILLING FAMILIES AS COLLATERAL DAMAGE! AND HE WANTS TO NUKE EVERYTHING AND DOESN"T SUPPORT ISRAEL ENOUGH"
Trump "And the difference between us on the first point of that is?
Well, atleast i don't want to knock over yet another foreign country for another nation building experiment, putting us directly against the government and the rebels of that nation, directly in contact with our biggest rivals Russia over an indefinite no fly zone.
Also, Israel is great, absolutely love it. I went to Aipac, i even have some Jews on my staff doing my tax returns
And about the nuking thing, i'll have great people on it, like John Bolton who said nuking Japan was the best thing ever a few days ago...trust me, it'll be great and everyone will love it."
Bernie : "Oh my god, this is a shit show, America, what is this"
Jill Stein : "You aint 100% perfect Bernie, but i readily agree with you on a majority of what you say -shakes head-"