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[Stead Fast]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the exit polls tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she winning California? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to make America great again and be a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these main stream media must be rigged to show polls where Hillary always wins and i wake up to this???? This is so fucked.

What a waste of good tendies.

 

[Kifimbo]

Looks like Florida belongs to Trump....

Nothing from large cities yet.

 

[Poetic.Injustice]

SHIIIIIIIIIIT TRUMP winning FLORIDA.

2% counted.

 

[Psychoward]

it's 2% in florida lmao calm down guys

 

[ZZMitch]

SO many people who have no idea how US election work are posting garbage right now...

Wait a few minutes and calm down please.

 

[Hindl]

Looks like Florida belongs to Trump....

This early Trump lead in Florida is depressing to see.

What the fuck America.

They've only been counting rural R areas so far. D leaning counties still need to come in

 

[mcfrank]

Some of you really need to learn how to read election data.

 

[Cesare Borgia]

This early Trump lead in Florida is depressing to see.

What the fuck America.

Rural districts Romney won in 2012; rural districts come in fast because there are fewer votes to count. It's far too early to be making statements or being depressed (at least if you're in the Hillary camp). Chill out.

 

[Chris R]

Florida numbers? TIME TO PICNIC

 

[iavi]

This early Trump lead in Florida is depressing to see.

What the fuck America.

Rural conservative counties close first. Nothing to see here

 

[Sölf]

KEY RACE ALERT GUYS!

 

[Xun]

This all seems very reminiscent of Brexit so far.

 

[Lender]

These 'key races' alert or kinda stupid no? 1% of the votes counted, wow!

 

[Dartastic]

Fuck I really should just sign off from work and go get a bottle of wine. I just can't right now.

 

[Pamplemousse]

This thread is embarrassing.

Yeah, the ppl who think two rural counties are gonna decide Florida... Yikes

 

[rjinaz]

Frakin early numbers in FL killing me

Yes I know how this works, but stop killing meh buzz FL voters.

 

[TheSun]

Y'know, it took the worst kind of person to finally get the kids out voting.

I see a positive in this whole ordeal.

 

[Already Torn]

FUCK

 

[inner-G]

Florida Noooooo!

 

[Audioboxer]

Stay safe America GAF. I'm heading to bed soon. Brexit came against most polling like a gut punch, but I'm still certain Clinton will win. Don't worry too much about early results, it isn't a one state fight.

 

[Rayis]

FLORIDA, WATER YOU DOING!?

 

[LegalEagleMike]

Seems like this is the first election a lot of you have paid attention to. I might have to tab out if people are going to be losing their shit at 1% of the votes counted.

 

[falconxcrunner09]

Is Google a reliable place for live results?

 

[Vanillalite]

Florida worries me...a lot. If Trump wins there, he's going to win it all. I think he's going to get Ohio as well.

That's not how the math works. He can get FL and Ohio and lose.

This thread is maddening this afternoon/evening.

 

[Gandie]

Brexit ruined me.

 

[Brinbe]

Chicken nuggets is a repost from Reddit during the Bernie Bros era and I guess they got it from 4chan.

 

[Circle Jerk]

Florida worries me...a lot. If Trump wins there, he's going to win it all. I think he's going to get Ohio as well.

If Trump wins Florida, Nevada, Ohio, New Hampshire, Iowa, and Maine somehow, he'd still lose.

 

[Nekofrog]

It's almost as if there are a lot of people here for whom this is the first election they've paid any attention to (probably age related) and don't understand how early reporting works.

Stop worrying about Florida

 

[Dark_3nergy]

Yesssss

Every time I see the beams, I can hear Scott Summers screaming OPTIC BLAST in the back of my mind.

Thank you for this gift.

 

[Fergie]

Looks like Florida belongs to Trump....

2% of the vote is in.

Also please do post sources.

 

[blame space]

if Trump wins Ohio can someone let me live with them somewhere else?

 

[DragonSworne]

I'm ashamed to see over 500,000 people have voted for Trump.

WTF is wrong with people?

 

[InfernoNR]

Did my part in stopping Trump from winning this election today in PA.
What's the best place to get the poll percentages live?

 

[Kurdel]

This all seems very reminiscent of Brexit so far.

Stop it!

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

4 years of fuckery and possible nuclear warfare with Trump>>>>>4 years of peace with Hilldawg

 

[mp1990]

I know it's pretty meaningless so far but just seeing 3:19 gives me an anxiety attack

Same. This is my first time posting in a elections thread because I need some confirmation that I'm not the only one dying of anxiety here. And I'm not even in the US.

 

[100%TrophyMaster]

CONSERVATIVE COUNTIES IN FLORIDA reporting--
1-2% of the Florida vote--stop freaking out gaf.

 

[Guevara]

What is up with New Hampshire

 

[HotHamBoy]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the exit polls tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she winning California? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to make America great again and be a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these main stream media must be rigged to show polls where Hillary always wins and i wake up to this???? This is so fucked.

A++++

 

[Geist-]

This early Trump lead in Florida is depressing to see.

What the fuck America.

They're counting mostly republican counties first, wait until the big cities come in.

 

[Kerned]

CNN

58% trump
30%hillary

2% reporting

2% reporting is the important part.

 

[Green Yoshi]

Even if he wins, Clinton doesn't need it.

This. Obama didn't need Florida either.

 

[Stead Fast]

It maybe 2% now, but soon it'll be a 3, then a 4, then a-

Oh, shit, I guess it was nothing.

 

[Hubbl3]

This early Trump lead in Florida is depressing to see.

What the fuck America.

2% of the vote is in man. Plus Florida has pockets of ethnic groups spread around. Chances are good that the counties reporting in are white majority counties.

 

[Vincent Alexander]

This shit is stressing me out too much. I need to take a break for 30 minutes to an hour and come back.

 

[Tom Nook]

Where are you getting this?

Just looking at the google map.

0% reporting
Votes

Donald Trump
Republican Party
59%
130,204

Hillary Clinton
Democratic Party
30%
67,190

 

[CloudyTuba]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the exit polls tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she winning California? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to make America great again and be a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these main stream media must be rigged to show polls where Hillary always wins and i wake up to this???? This is so fucked.

If you want I can mail you some pizza rolls. Just go to my webzone and send me your name, address, phone number, social security number, credit card and bank account numbers. Oh and your AOL Instant Messenger password.

 

[Battersea Power Station]

PBS https://youtu.be/lL-gicgoCAY

 

[Lulubop]

This all seems very reminiscent of Brexit so far.

Is this a meme?

 

[_woLf]

The drastic over reactions in this thread makes me want to just avoid it for the rest of the night