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[Dopus]

This thread is embarrassing.

Just like this election.

 

[Little Old Man]

Nuggets still on the ground

The real tragedy today

 

[Yamauchi]

So far Trump doing better than Romney in Red States. E.g. Vigo and Sullivan counties in Indiana.

 

[Media]

Ugh (from NYT's coverage)

This sounds like the shit on 4chan, people freaking out cause they didn't know they had to register at all, not with parties.

 

[The One Who Knocks]

These 'key races' alert or kinda stupid no? 1% of the votes counted, wow!

It's an action packed update every ten minutes so be sure not to tune out!

 

[TheContact]

Ugh this stress.. Now I know what the y2k and Mayan doomsday people felt like. Except this is real.

 

[marrec]

I'm here for the bed wetting from kids who haven't paid attention to presidential races in the past...

 

[smokeymicpot]

She got it.

 

[xxracerxx]

You guys are crazy to be calling Florida already.

 

[KingSnake]

So many people joking/using misplaced sarcasm about early results make this thread full of garbage. And it's not even that funny the 789th time is happening.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

The Internet was a mistake. Remember when they used to call states after all the results were in so people couldn't freak out because 13 people in BFE Florida voted Trump? If something says "1% of precincts reporting" it's too early to make any sort of prediction whatsoever. Just relax, check back in an hour and see where we're at.

 

[Cute Dragon Here]

Whew, Clinton is now leading Trump slightly at 50-45... 8 in as if this post in Florida

You can do it HRC!

 

[Pamplemousse]

Having a sip of my beer every time there's a key race alert guys.

RIP

 

[Aaronrules380]

And clinton is ahead in Florida now

 

[JimJamJones]

lol at people worrying over Trump leading the boonie counties here in Florida.

Let's wait for more than 2% and votes from the major counties.

 

[Psychoward]

4 years of fuckery and possible nuclear warfare with Trump>>>>>4 years of peace with Hilldawg

excuse me

 

[DrForester]

Didn't think she'd win it, but I was hoping Indiana wouldn't be an insta-call for Trump.

 

[Aquavelvaman]

I'm in a room of non-Americans who are losing their shirt because of the early results. I'm like chill bros it's Indiana and Kentucky

 

[Lulubop]

Get your shit together Tom Nook

 

[op_ivy]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the exit polls tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she winning California? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to make America great again and be a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these main stream media must be rigged to show polls where Hillary always wins and i wake up to this???? This is so fucked.

What's the perfect gif response to this gaf?

 

[Sixfortyfive]

Once more:

FYI for first-timers:

"too early to call" = the expected winner is ahead in preliminary counts
"too close to call" = the race is legitimately too close to say who's winning

So I get to enjoy a gaf meltdown and then later tonight the real meltdown from Trump supporters?

Quality entertainment.

 

[half a moon]

now hillary is leading in florida

suckers

Really? Google updates slow then

 

[Speevy]

 

[Kimawolf]

Are you sure you're using your >>>>>>s correctly?

Maybe he really loves nuclear war?

 

[Steel]

Like, before you bed wet, compare the precincts reporting in to how they voted in the Romney race. You'd fine that they're either about the same or slightly worse for Trump.

 

[AsylumBlue]

Hillary's ahead in FL at 48% to 47% with around 10% reporting.

 

[DragonSworne]

Rural areas report in first because they got like 2 people in the whole county. All early results will lean Trump.

 

[Gaz_RB]

Johnson stealing those votes right out Hillary's pocket

 

[SuperSah]

It's an action packed update every ten minutes so be sure not to tune out!

It's hilarious how they pose it.

It's like BAM IN YOUR FACE.

Guys, calm down.

 

[ZZMitch]

Miami votes are coming in and Clinton takes the lead... like clockwork

 

[Horseticuffs]

Evidently my county voted like 67% Trump from what I'm hearing. Of course it's all hearsay at this point but fuck. It seems like everything is fucked. Looking at the Google poll results it's showing a fucking massive win for Trump.

I'm chicken Littling the fuck out here. I know it's super fucking early here but I'm really at a loss and I can't see it turning around here.

I know this probably sounds crazy. Tell me I'm crazy.

 

[falconxcrunner09]

What's the perfect gif response to this gaf?

There is probably a Simpsons gif for this

 

[Des0lar]

Everybody needs to go jerk off for another 2 hours then come back.

Exactly what I'm doing. CB has some good stuff on for a change

 

[Lucreto]

Don't be concerned about Florida yet. In 2012 it was red in the beginning and it slowly turned blue. Hopefully it will do the same again.

 

[Toxi]

Stop caring about Florida when barely any votes have been counted, Jesus fucking Chrisf

 

[marrec]

lol at people worrying over Trump leading the boonie counties here in Florida.

Let's wait for more than 2% and votes from the major counties.

People don't know how this shit works

 

[Betty]

You guys are straight EMBARRASSING yourselves by losing your shit over 1% vote totals.

YOU LIED TO US IT'S ALL OVER!!! GAAAHHHH

 

[Hierophant]

What's the perfect gif response to this gaf?

.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Good Ralph Nader take on the current election and whats to come on Sky News

 

[rec0ded1]

PBS https://youtu.be/lL-gicgoCAY

Thanks I can ditch the NBC stream now.

 

[StriKeVillain]

It looks like Vigo County is going to go red?

 

[blame space]

wait, should we be worried?

 

[Drkirby]

Which network should be the most entertaining? Fox?

 

[Cute Dragon Here]

Dang, I sure spoke too soon. Florida keeps swinging.

This will be fun to watch.

 

[RMI]

Rural areas report in first because they got like 2 people in the whole county. All early results will lean Trump.

Good to know

 

[Skellig Gra]

I'm here for the bed wetting from kids who haven't paid attention to presidential races in the past...

Lol my man, let's put them in camps

 

[Night Angel]

Lol at the people freaking out over rural votes for Trump.

Chill, people, cities usually lean blue.

Seriously, people, he's already dead.

 

[ATF487]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the exit polls tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she winning California? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to make America great again and be a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these main stream media must be rigged to show polls where Hillary always wins and i wake up to this???? This is so fucked.

Apologize to your mother, you are her little nugget

 

[Lulubop]

FLORIDA IS BLUE NOW WE DID IT REDDIT

 

[Audioboxer]

When does voting actually stop in America? As in closing time for each state?