MrOogieBoogie
BioShock Infinite is like playing some homeless guy's vivid imagination
This fucker. I hate you, Wizpig. I hate you so much.
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This fucker. I hate you, Wizpig. I hate you so much.
Spiffy_1st
Member
Obligatory.
mocolostrocolos
Member
revolverjgw
Member
Starkweather from Manhunt is one despicable jerk
JumpingTheGun
Banned
Taco_Human
Member
THE MOTHA EFFING GARY OAK
YOU CANT IGNORE HIS GIRTH
YOU CANT IGNORE HIS GIRTH
Granger Danger
Member
Seriously, this guy almost makes you want to become a Communist.
MisterHero
Super Member
Man I can't believe I used to be so good at DKRacing that I could beat Wizpig on both regular and Mirror Mode
Even though he turns out to be badass, his calls are worse than any of the actual Psychopaths
She's not so bad once you meet Otis from Dead RisingSpanish Wrath said:
Even though he turns out to be badass, his calls are worse than any of the actual Psychopaths
Broder Salsa
Banned
Not only is it such a annoying creature but it got its own head coming out of its asshole.
A Huge Battleship
Member
A glorious one.
Chuckpebble
Member
P.N.03.gif???
Seriously though, I remember yelling asshole at M. Bison while playing SF2 back in the day.
Seriously though, I remember yelling asshole at M. Bison while playing SF2 back in the day.
Walter Sullivan from Silent Hill 4. He'll
go on a murdering spree and even kill himself with a spoon just to complete a ritual and get reunited with the apartment he somehow believes to be his mother (okay, let's pretend someone can be nuts enough to believe something like that) even though this probably means unleashing hell on Earth, just because he's too cheap to pay rent like everyone else.
Mister_Bubbles
Member
Bobby Kotick
Also
Also
WrenchNinja
Member
As of recently, the Crushers from inFAMOUS 2.
arglebargle
Member
im not sure what the OP is looking for, but for whatever reason, longai o from bangai o spirits popped into my head. that asshole is really tough to kill and my previous tactics didnt work on him at all. he basically just countered everything until there was an overwhelming number of missiles on screen.
sixteen-bit
Member
Medusa Heads
ScionOfTheRisingSun
Banned
In God of War III he is no longer the underdog to identify with, he is just a bugger of godly proportion.
Mama Robotnik
Member
Moebius the Time Streamer.
He's a time-traveller with a degree of temporal omniscience. He shits all over everyone and everything every time he appears, and delivers lies buried in diguises buried in riddles wrapped in deceit, which may or may not be reverse psychology all along. He knows you are coming before you are born, and knows your answer before you even hear a question.
It doesn't matter where or when the player meets him, the result is that when the conversation ends, you've been played as puppets by him and are on an immediate course to planet screwed. EVERY TIME.
He's gaming's biggest asshole. Don't talk to him, as he'll get in your head. Don't look for him, as he'll send you down the wrong path. Don't even say his name, because he'll have predetermined a butterfly effect catastrophe from the resonance of the vowels.
But above all, DON'T KILL HIM.
He may be a frail old man with no combat ability whatsover, but he purposely had his future self killed in the first game. That way, if anyone kills him before this fatalistic moment, the resultant time paradox will rip a whole in the universe and kill everyone. Its certainly a unique path to invulnerability.
Gaming's biggest asshole. He shits all over everything.
He's a time-traveller with a degree of temporal omniscience. He shits all over everyone and everything every time he appears, and delivers lies buried in diguises buried in riddles wrapped in deceit, which may or may not be reverse psychology all along. He knows you are coming before you are born, and knows your answer before you even hear a question.
It doesn't matter where or when the player meets him, the result is that when the conversation ends, you've been played as puppets by him and are on an immediate course to planet screwed. EVERY TIME.
He's gaming's biggest asshole. Don't talk to him, as he'll get in your head. Don't look for him, as he'll send you down the wrong path. Don't even say his name, because he'll have predetermined a butterfly effect catastrophe from the resonance of the vowels.
But above all, DON'T KILL HIM.
He may be a frail old man with no combat ability whatsover, but he purposely had his future self killed in the first game. That way, if anyone kills him before this fatalistic moment, the resultant time paradox will rip a whole in the universe and kill everyone. Its certainly a unique path to invulnerability.
Gaming's biggest asshole. He shits all over everything.
Broder Salsa
Banned
MrDanger88
Member
revolverjgw
Member
ScionOfTheRisingSun said:
In God of War III he is no longer the underdog to identify with, he is just a bugger of godly proportion.
They all had it coming
Harry Dresden
Member
Jinfash said:
That is Marche from Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced.
The kid and his cripple brother move into a sleepy snowy town and meet some school mates who have boring lives full of self-esteem and self-image issues.
His cripple brother reads the Final Fantasy Book and re-writes reality that pretty much over-writes our world with the Final Fantasy World.
Now our dork-new-kid-hero is a low-ranking bounty hunter, the crippled brother is also a bounty hunter and no longer cripple. The self-esteem kid with daddy issues (because his dad is kind of a deadbeat) is now the son of the leader or Judges, etc. etc. etc.
Pretty much everyone's life was BETTER in the fantasy world but Marche has to come stomping in and make everyone fight to unwrite the world back to normal for no other reason than the fact that it's not 'real'.
Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
Crewnh said:
The Take Out Bandit
Member
Can I nominate every douchebag fighting game player that send jerky messages on 360/PS3? Win or loss.
I really wish PSN had the privacy settings of Xbox Live. Being able to block messages from EVERYONE that isn't on your friends list is awesome. I don't want your grief projected on me.
I really wish PSN had the privacy settings of Xbox Live. Being able to block messages from EVERYONE that isn't on your friends list is awesome. I don't want your grief projected on me.
Spiffy_1st
Member
Jinfash said:
In Tactics some guys make an imaginary world that they teleport to using magic. Marches friends were all losers in real life, one gets bullied, another is sad for some reason and the other is cursed with a life threatening disease that leaves him unable to walk. In this new world however, they're all happy and everything in their life is perfect.
Marche doesn't care, so he attacks them because he wants to go back to the real world. He eventually does and all of his friends go back to their horrible lives.
Edit: Goddamnit, why can't this board be slow for a change?
ScionOfTheRisingSun
Banned
revolverjgw said:
For what reason? Being selfish and petty? Kratos outdid them all in that department.
Combichristoffersen said:
Yeah, I love a good sociopath myself, but where is the charm? At least Stalin always smiled serenely in all those pictures like a pleasant old uncle all while he sent you and 20 million others to die in the unforgiving tundra.
revolverjgw
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Combichristoffersen said:
The enemy I feared most were those littler demons that exploded when they got near you, often killing instantly.
And of course the rocket launcher guys who didn't care whether they lived or died and could put a rocket right between your eyes from 5 blocks away
