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[Branduil]

http://trib.com/news/state-and-regi...cle_d94b8b05-21a0-5956-a36d-3cbcab3cae60.html

HELENA, Mont. — The hot molten rock beneath Yellowstone National Park is 2 ½ times larger than previously estimated, meaning the park's supervolcano has the potential to erupt with a force about 2,000 times the size of Mount St. Helens, according to a new study.

By measuring seismic waves from earthquakes, scientists were able to map the magma chamber underneath the Yellowstone caldera as 55 miles long, lead author Jamie Farrell of the University of Utah said Monday.

The chamber is 18 miles wide and runs at depths from 3 to 9 miles below the earth, he added.

The largest blast — the volcano's first — was 2,000 times the size of the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens in Washington state. A similar one would spew large amounts of volcanic material in the atmosphere, where it would circle the earth, he said.

"It would be a global event," Farrell said. "There would be a lot of destruction and a lot of impacts around the globe."

The last Yellowstone eruption happened 640,000 years ago, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. For years, observers tracking earthquake swarms under Yellowstone have warned the caldera is overdue to erupt.

Farrell dismissed that notion, saying there isn't enough data to estimate the timing of the next eruption.

Throw in Old Faithful if old.

 

[Majine]

It blows my mind that such beasts exist, and that they can cause global concequences.

Mother nature aint fucking around.

 

[.GqueB.]

Just cum already YS. All this waiting is so stupid.

 

[MrSaturn99]

I forgot that this exists.

Sheeeiiiiiiiiiit

 

[verbum]

Just cum already YS. All this waiting is so stupid.

I saw "The Road". I can wait, take your time Yellowstone.

 

[Grym]

eh...it won't affect much...

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Utah has a dead volcano that was estimated to be 5,000 times larger than Mount St. Helens. According to the article, ash was spread as far as Nebraska and magma went a flowin' for miles.

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=27969121&nid=148

Sounds awful.

 

[xk0sm0sx]

Used to be scared about these things, but decided that potentially life-ending events are better to be just ignored and treat it as it won't happen. You can't do shit about it anyway.

 

[twobear]

fingers crossed the higgs field undergoes a vacuum metastability event before this kills us all!

 

[Madao]

this volcano is just torturing us. blow up already or don't blow up. the constant fear is annoying.

 

[Protein]

The ground has been rising over the volcano as well for some time now..

 

[slit]

WE'RE DOOMED, WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!

.....and don't you be thinking if you don't live in North America you're safe, WE ALL GO DOWN.

 

[criesofthepast]

eh...it won't affect much...

Now multiply that radius by 2.5. All of north america will be swallowed. Damni thought we were safe on the east coast, guess we aren't anymore.

 

[Air]

Another reason why NYC is superior (though if this thing erupts we'll be blotted out with all that ash)

 

[Branduil]

Now multiply that radius by 2.5. All of north america will be swallowed. Damni thought we were safe on the east coast, guess we aren't anymore.

That's not how it works.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

eh...it won't affect much...

The blast would affect the whole world though by messing up weather patterns, possibly causing food shortage because it would block out the sun. Worldwide we only have a surplus o food that can last 60 days, imagine a summer without crops.

Krakatoa that exploded in the 1880's caused the "year without a summer" in England.

 

[Grym]

The blast would affect the whole world though by messing up weather patterns, possibly causing food shortage because it would block out the sun. Worldwide we only have a surplus o food that can last 60 days, imagine a summer without crops.

Krakatoa that exploded in the 1880's caused the "year without a summer" in England.

Oh yeah, I know. I'm just being flippant. If this thing blows the entire world will be affected.

 

[SuicidalSteve]

We need tommy lee jones on the case

 

[.GqueB.]

We need tommy lee jones on the case

"That's a precision DROP that'll take weeks to plan!"

 

[Protein]

WAIT. Can't we just nuke the volcano? I'm sure that will kill it.

 

[studyguy]

Considering it can pretty much obliterate all life on the planet in the fallout of debris following an eruption, not very surprising.

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

WAIT. Can't we just nuke the volcano? I'm sure that will kill it.

i know, right? it makes me sad we don't try to solve more problems with nukes.

 

[verbum]

What if we "lanced" it? Relieve some pressure.
Drill down and let the gas escape.

 

[Grym]

What if we "lanced" it? Relieve some pressure.
Drill down and let the gas escape.

I think that is how Satan is freed from Hell before the End of Days...

 

[potam]

I feel like they keep figuring out it's a shitton bigger every year or so. Why don't they just go ahead and say "it's really really big. we're fucked."

 

[Lace]

What if we "lanced" it? Relieve some pressure.
Drill down and let the gas escape.

How would we be able to contain that pressure and make sure we won't preemptively cause the eruption?

 

[User 73706]

i know, right? it makes me sad we don't try to solve more problems with nukes.

None of this would happen if we just give the lava a gun!

 

[slit]

Now multiply that radius by 2.5. All of north america will be swallowed. Damni thought we were safe on the east coast, guess we aren't anymore.

You're not going to be safe anyway, no matter where you live. You'll freeze even if you're on the other side of the Earth.

 

[Toxi]

WAIT. Can't we just nuke the volcano? I'm sure that will kill it.

Unfortunately, all volcanoes come equipped with the Martyrdom perk.

 

[Stet]

We should put a big dome over it.

 

[Batigol]

Am I safe in Europe?

 

[Watevaman]

How would we be able to contain that pressure and make sure we won't preemptively cause the eruption?

Uh, sandbags and tarps

 

[Protein]

How would we be able to contain that pressure and make sure we won't preemptively cause the eruption?

I say we drill a thousand different holes at once just to make sure that won't happens.

Troll science.

 

[Majine]

Am I safe in Europe?

From lava, probably. But no sun. Basically if you're in England, it's no difference.

 

[EVOL 100%]

Am I safe in Europe?

In the event it erupts, we're all fucked. Might be better to die painlessly during the eruption quickly than starving and freezing to death very slowly providing you survive the violence from the mass panic on a global scale.

It's not worth thinking about since we can't really do jackshit about it anyway.

 

[Tabby]

The apocalypse is upon us.
Twas nice knowing you guys.

 

[Auto-Reply]

Let's drop the moon on it, life destroying piece of shit... see how it likes that!

 

[verbum]

How would we be able to contain that pressure and make sure we won't preemptively cause the eruption?

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. My thought is that we would see some earthquakes but not an explosive eruption.

 

[BigDes]

Am I safe in Europe?

This will likely cause a nuclear winter style event, so no.

 

[zero_suit]

Am I safe in Europe?

No.

 

[BigDes]

To clarify

You would be safe from the blast itself, but the ash and gunk thrown up into the air would probably cause problems everywhere

 

[Batigol]

Well, shit

 

[Snowdrift]

There goes your corn harvest for the year. Hello starvation.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Am I safe in the moon?

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

None of this would happen if we just give the lava a gun!

I'm in favor of every magma chamber being armed with a handgun

But seriously, Sub-Zero, I assumed you'd staunchly be opposed to empowering lava. You know its really hot, right?

 

[The Incarnation]

From lava, probably. But no sun. Basically if you're in England, it's no difference.

The Sun newspaper more than makes up for it. Shining a light into our hearts.

 

[User 73706]

I'm in favor of every magma chamber being armed with a handgun

But seriously, Sub-Zero, I assumed you'd staunchly be opposed to empowering lava. You know its really hot, right?

An extinction-event level pyroclastic explosion would kick countless tons of of dirt and debris into the atmosphere, temporarily blotting out the sun. It may suck in the short term, but as long as I'm out of range of the eruption I can enjoy global cooling for a few years.

 

[The Lamonster]

I saw "The Road". I can wait, take your time Yellowstone.

Exactly. That is the scariest movie I've ever seen.

 

[Koppai]

And I thought in Texas we were far away enough, fuck!

 

[King_Moc]

Am I safe in Europe?

If the ash cloud covers most of the world for about 2 years (and it might well do) then pretty much everything green will die, then regrow from seeds once the sun comes back. That'll destroy the food chain and probably eradicate upwards of 90% of life on the planet.

Humans are extremely adaptable, but we'd need to know about this years in advance to plan for it. If we had the time, I suppose you could build up enough tinned food supplies for everyone to last that time, but with all the energy networks down and the weather being far colder than normal, some people will, unfortunately, be fucked. Merry Christmas