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Yellowstone takes a "Deep Breath" Super Volcano

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Koodo said:
Don't volcanic eruptions happen because of a process instead of an event?

If it's the former, then I would assume the more time has passed, the likelier it is. I might also be completely bullshitting you of course.


:O!!! goodbye penis.
 

XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
viakado said:
sweet, move along folks. nothing to see here.
The ashfall will travel all the way around the world and hit the west coast eventually. We'll just suffer a nuclear winter is all.
 

NotWii

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Slavik81 said:
In the case of volcanos, is the "we're due" thing just the gambler's fallacy, or does the likelyhood of a rare volcanic event increase over time?
cycles

Spire said:
He's practically the unofficial mascot of The Science Channel and he's on pretty much every science-related show on the History Channel.

I would pay good money to see a cage match between him and Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Michio Kaku would win, no doubt about it
 

Jenga

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XiaNaphryz said:
The ashfall will travel all the way around the world and hit the west coast eventually. We'll just suffer a nuclear winter is all.
so basically we'll all become russian
 
I really like the Japanese guy and his excitement. The lady actually pissed me off cause he said it would wipe out the united states (as we know it) and she kept asking things like "would it be the end of the world (as we know it)" and is it something like what destroyed the dinossaurs.
 

Ashes

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UFRA said:
That's not a very big deal. If you're right then you'll be around to say 'I told ya so' but if you're wrong you'll be dead so who cares about your penis anyways?

Nice try. You need to cut off your penis now in order to prove your dedication.

Hear, hear.
 

Jenga

Banned
Sohter.Nura said:
I really like the Japanese guy and his excitement. The lady actually pissed me off cause he said it would wipe out the united states (as we know it) and she kept asking things like "would it be the end of the world (as we know it)" and is it something like what destroyed the dinossaurs.
I know it's CNN and all, but somehow I doubt most interviewers know about how a supervolcano works
 

SyNapSe

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I went to Yellowstone last year. Incredible place to visit; We are certainly fucked even if it decides to have a minor eruption. A bizarre surface that can make you feel like you're walking on the surface of another planet at times. To my knowledge, there is nowhere else in the world with the same type of above soil geothermal activity.
 

water_wendi

Water is not wet!
slit said:
I don't why people think it would just be The U.S. that suffers, if the eruption was big enough it would create a cloud of debris that could sit in the Earth's atmosphere for years possibly, blocking sunlight meaning the globe's temperature would fall and food crops would be destroyed. More people would die from famine than the explosion itself.
Global society as we know it would completely collapse. Most of North America would be uninhabitable for an indeterminate amount of generations. The global temp drops would force most of Europe/China to have to relocate to survive. The lucky ones would be those within 500 miles of Yellowstone that die in an instant. People on the East Coast would mostly be permanently deafened from the shock wave.

All around, Yellowstone blowing would ruin everyones whole afternoon.
 
Jenga said:
I know it's CNN and all, but somehow I doubt most interviewers know about how a supervolcano works

You're right! But my point is, if you are doing an interview with the guy, at least give yourself the trouble of listening to what he is saying and stop asking stupid questions which he has just answered!
 
updated OP with a map

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who which takes us out first Solar Storms or Yellowstone?
 

antonz

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slit said:
I don't why people think it would just be The U.S. that suffers, if the eruption was big enough it would create a cloud of debris that could sit in the Earth's atmosphere for years, blocking sunlight meaning the globe's temperature would fall and food crops would be destroyed. More people would die from famine than the explosion itself.
Oh yeah. Yellowstone eruption would be a global extinction event for most life on the planet.

Western North America would die relatively fast while the rest of the world froze to death.
 

MetalAlien

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antonz said:
Oh yeah. Yellowstone eruption would be a global extinction event for most life on the planet.

Western North America would die relatively fast while the rest of the world froze to death.

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Everything is proceeding as you have forseen.
 

Jenga

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Smiles and Cries said:
updated OP with a map

yellowstone-volcano.gif


who which takes us out first Solar Storms or Yellowstone?
so basically all the lame states no one cares about and canada

im ok with this
 

Zozz

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Jenga said:
I know it's CNN and all, but somehow I doubt most interviewers know about how a supervolcano works
But you'd think these people would do some research before their segment.
 
Jenga said:
so basically all the lame states no one cares about and canada

im ok with this


excuse me but CANADA will be ok. Saskatchewan nobody really lives there. Alberta meh and B.C even Jesus knows not to go there.
 

zero_suit

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Jenga said:
so basically all the lame states no one cares about and canada

im ok with this

Those would be the "lucky" ones who would die immediately. Everyone else around the world would starve or freeze to death.
 

NotWii

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Sohter.Nura said:
I really like the Japanese guy and his excitement. The lady actually pissed me off cause he said it would wipe out the united states (as we know it) and she kept asking things like "would it be the end of the world (as we know it)" and is it something like what destroyed the dinossaurs.
She is there for the uninformed masses to empathize with
 

XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
There are two other calderas in the US. The one in eastern California is somewhat active.

In May 1980, a strong earthquake swarm that included four Richter magnitude 6 earthquakes struck the southern margin of Long Valley Caldera associated with a 10 inch (25-cm), dome-shaped uplift of the caldera floor. These events marked the onset of the latest period of caldera unrest that continues to this day. This ongoing unrest includes recurring earthquake swarms and continued dome-shaped uplift of the central section of the caldera (the resurgent dome) accompanied by changes in thermal springs and gas emissions. After the quake another road was created as an escape route. Its name at first was proposed as the "Mammoth Escape Route" but was changed to the Mammoth Scenic Loop after Mammoth area businesses and land owners complained.
Here's how much area was affected last time it blew:

Ash_beds_from_eruption_at_Long_Valley_caldera.gif
 

Koodo

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spiderman123 said:
excuse me but CANADA will be ok. Saskatchewan nobody really lives there. Alberta meh and B.C even Jesus knows not to go there.
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I live in Alberta though
 
LQX said:
I wonder if its possible bomb or nuke a volcano into submission kind of like how they trigger snow avalanches with small explosions.
21st century war wont be against political lines and ideologies, it will be against mother nature!

XiaNaphryz said:
There are two other calderas in the US. The one in eastern California is somewhat active.


Here's how much area was affected last time it blew:

Ash_beds_from_eruption_at_Long_Valley_caldera.gif
i see the bay area wont be affected.
this map is rigged.
 

water_wendi

Water is not wet!
MetalAlien said:
Vegas baby, I get a close to front row seat and I don't have to stick around and freeze!
We just get enough hot gas to give everyone in the entire city 2nd and 3rd degree burns. Then you figure the sulfuric acid raining down. The city would be entirely dead within days.
 

dabig2

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Yellowstone erupting would be the end of humanity as we recognize it. We'd all need to go underground.

I would rather be incinerated in the blast then spend the next year or two living miserably struggling to survive, only to die cold and hungry.
 

Jenga

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dabig2 said:
Yellowstone erupting would be the end of humanity as we recognize it. We'd all need to go underground.

I would rather be incinerated in the blast then spend the next year or two living miserably struggling to survive, only to die cold and hungry.
i for one loved metro 2033
 
dabig2 said:
Yellowstone erupting would be the end of humanity as we recognize it. We'd all need to go underground.

I would rather be incinerated in the blast then spend the next year or two living miserably struggling to survive, only to die cold and hungry.


You should start buying Mcdonalds burgers and stock up that shit never goes old.
 

MetalAlien

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water_wendi said:
We just get enough hot gas to give everyone in the entire city 2nd and 3rd degree burns. Then you figure the sulfuric acid raining down. The city would be entirely dead within days.
Pshaw, We get that every July and August already!
 

cntr

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Yeah, Yellowstone erupting would have planet-wide effects. We'd be doomed.

Doubt it's going to happen now, though.
 

Lost Fragment

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Up next on CNN: how did Arizona shooter Jared Lee Loughner grow up to be a deranged killer? We interview Chief Veterinarian from the Canadian Veterinary Research Center to find out.

Kidding aside, from everything I've heard about this volcano everything he said was pretty accurate. Really don't like how Kaku likes to feed sensationalism though.
 

Koodo

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So basically all of us within the circle of death will be partying it up in heaven while you surviving commoners outside will be reenacting the Paleolithic age.

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pestul

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cntrational said:
Yeah, Yellowstone erupting would have planet-wide effects. We'd be doomed.

Doubt it's going to happen now, though.
No probably just one of the supervolcanoes we don't know about going up..
 

XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
cntrational said:
Doubt it's going to happen now, though.
It can happen at any point within the next 100,000-200,000 years and still be considered more or less "on-schedule" going by the 3 previous eruptions.

pestul said:
No probably just one of the supervolcanoes we don't know about going up..
Geologists have done a pretty good job of locating all the current caldera hot-spots in the world. If one suddenly appears out of nowhere, it'll be noticed right away.
 

slit

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Koodo said:
So basically all of us within the circle of death will be partying it up in heaven while you surviving commoners outside will be reenacting the Paleolithic age.



Good thing the United States has all these gun shops around. All of us on the east coast could just blow our brains out.




astroturfing said:
supervolcanos really are no joke. from what i've read, apparently tens/hundreds of thousands years ago a supervolcano erupted and wiped out the vast majority[/i ] of humans on earth. not directly, but it spewed so much ash in the air that very little sunlight reached earth... mass excinctions followed and only the luckiest humans survived.


Yeah, we've been over that.
 
supervolcanos really are no joke. from what i've read, apparently tens/hundreds of thousands years ago a supervolcano erupted and wiped out the vast majority of humans on earth. not directly, but it spewed so much ash in the air that very little sunlight reached earth... mass excinctions followed and only the luckiest humans survived.
 

Slavik81

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I doubt it would result in the end of life as we know it. Solar power might be gone, but we'd still have wind, coal, hydroelectric and other sources of power.

Growing food might be tough, but we could cull our farm animals. That would give us an immediate increase in available food and would nearly halve demand for grains.

We could also dramatically cut our spending on anything less than vital. The United States and Canada would probably pull their militaries back home, and get working on building greenhouses.

Large-scale food growth with electrical lighting would be incredibly expensive, but if we dedicated our entire economy to sustenance, rather than the higher-level needs we focus on now, I think we'd mostly survive.

Zozz said:
But you'd think these people would do some research before their segment.
They clearly knew something. The interviewer corrected him when he mistakenly said it had been millions of years since the last eruption.
 
I remember watching a special on the Discovery channel about this. America is basically fucked, of course. Outside the circle of death, ash will build up and cause buildings to cave in. There will be no sunlight. The entire world would be affected if this happened.

Here is a preview for it
 

_Bro

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Slavik81 said:
I doubt it would result in the end of life as we know it. Solar power might be gone, but we'd still have wind, coal, hydroelectric and other sources of power.

Growing food might be tough, but we could cull our farm animals. That would give us an immediate increase in available food and would nearly halve demand for grains.

We could also dramatically cut our spending on anything less than vital. The United States and Canada would probably pull their militaries back home, and get working on building greenhouses.

Large-scale food growth with electrical lighting would be incredibly expensive, but if we dedicated our entire economy to sustenance, rather than the higher-level needs we focus on now, I think we'd mostly survive.


They clearly knew something. The interviewer corrected him when he mistakenly said it had been millions of years since the last eruption.
You're still under the impression that countries will continue to trade vast resources. The cost of trading is the consumption of energy.

The culling of animals would result in extinction, the availability of grain would only be temporary. You're thinking short term.

Mt Saint Helens was an eruption that affected a large land mass, imagine what this would do.

And water would be tainted from debris, the cost of filtering the entire planets water would be a high energy cost. It's most likely life as we know it at an end.

Chances are it won't happen in our life time. The area has been under pressure, it continues to build pressure. The "big breath" could actually be a shift under the crust that is keeping us alive, btw.
 

Scrow

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slit said:
I don't why people think it would just be The U.S. that suffers, if the eruption was big enough it would create a cloud of debris that could sit in the Earth's atmosphere for years, blocking sunlight, meaning the globe's temperature would fall and food crops would be destroyed. More people would die from famine than the explosion itself.
it's not just what would stay in the atmosphere, the heavier ash would fall directly on the bread belt of america, blanketing the crops in several feet of ash wiping out a huge chunk of food production.

threenote said:

"Recurrence intervals of these events are neither regular nor predictable."

so yeah, could happen tomorrow, could happen thousands of years from now.
 
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