Breath of the Wild:
Can't really escape, I learn to shoot with a bow, hunt for meat to sell/cook it. I'll sleep at the Inn in Hateno, hosted by that cute inkeeper that loves crickets so much and get dumped by her on a regular basis. At some point I will have made enough money to afford a house there and settle down.
Listening to the Birds near a campfire, while eating meat scewers sounds like a good way to spend my free time. At some point I'll take sword lessons in Kakariko from that old guy, so I can hunt down those red Bokoblins, for precious horns and guts, they shouldn't be a huge problem, even for a beginner, alternatively I'll eat some cooked hearty radish so I have more than one single heartcontainer
There's only one problem, my dream gets crushed immediately: I played it on Master Mode lately, so there are onl blue and up enemies that will kick my ass hard...