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Your worst "someone walking in on you" moment
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Sodding_Gamer
Member
I walked in on my brother once.....
He has a thing for BBW's clearly as he had some rather chunky girls in his time, anyway he was with this particular big black girl for a year or so and she had came over one night.
I had just got back from a night out (only had a few beers) and I walked straight into his room to get something from his room he had nicked (can't remember what) but he had told me previously that he was off out and then going back to hers... hence why I thought it was safe......
Anyway I opened the door wide open to a glorious view of his huge girlfriend on top of him absolutely ruining his cock. The light was on and this fat sweaty arse right in full view. I just said "Fuck sake" and walked back out.
That image of that scene is unfortunately imprinted into my memory permanently. Forever scarred lol.
EDIT: JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER GOOD ONE.
Story 2: I didn't get walked in on but my parents clocked me watching porn.
My step-dad is quite the techy and basically one day he made me a new custom PC back in the day (I think I was about 14) and was going to give my current one to my Grandad. I wiped my data off it but clearly didn't look hard enough....
The next evening my step-dad was going through my PC downstairs setting it up ready for my Grandad to use, and my Mum comes into my room and asked to have a word downstairs. You could see she had been crying and was trying her hardest not to laugh. At this point I thought here we go my mum is going to show me something funny....
Then I walk into my step dad playing some lesbo porno vid I had on my HDD with the sound right up, waiting for me to enter the living room. I immediately burst out laughing and so does my Mum. Me and my ma are super close and we talk fairly openly about sex and stuff so we just found it hilarious, my step dad however was absolutely furious.
He was super serious in the house-hold to be fair and they are no longer together but yeah he basically had the straightest face ever and even had a go at my Mum for laughing. He banned me from playing on my new PC for a month and was grounded for 2 weeks.
Still to this day though me and my Mum will occasionally bring up the story because it makes her proper crack up at my expense.
He has a thing for BBW's clearly as he had some rather chunky girls in his time, anyway he was with this particular big black girl for a year or so and she had came over one night.
I had just got back from a night out (only had a few beers) and I walked straight into his room to get something from his room he had nicked (can't remember what) but he had told me previously that he was off out and then going back to hers... hence why I thought it was safe......
Anyway I opened the door wide open to a glorious view of his huge girlfriend on top of him absolutely ruining his cock. The light was on and this fat sweaty arse right in full view. I just said "Fuck sake" and walked back out.
That image of that scene is unfortunately imprinted into my memory permanently. Forever scarred lol.
EDIT: JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER GOOD ONE.
Story 2: I didn't get walked in on but my parents clocked me watching porn.
My step-dad is quite the techy and basically one day he made me a new custom PC back in the day (I think I was about 14) and was going to give my current one to my Grandad. I wiped my data off it but clearly didn't look hard enough....
The next evening my step-dad was going through my PC downstairs setting it up ready for my Grandad to use, and my Mum comes into my room and asked to have a word downstairs. You could see she had been crying and was trying her hardest not to laugh. At this point I thought here we go my mum is going to show me something funny....
Then I walk into my step dad playing some lesbo porno vid I had on my HDD with the sound right up, waiting for me to enter the living room. I immediately burst out laughing and so does my Mum. Me and my ma are super close and we talk fairly openly about sex and stuff so we just found it hilarious, my step dad however was absolutely furious.
He was super serious in the house-hold to be fair and they are no longer together but yeah he basically had the straightest face ever and even had a go at my Mum for laughing. He banned me from playing on my new PC for a month and was grounded for 2 weeks.
Still to this day though me and my Mum will occasionally bring up the story because it makes her proper crack up at my expense.
IamDodongo
Member
Damn, people need to knock lol
Rad Shadow
Banned
Typical mom walking in. After a minute I walked into the kitchen and tried to make a drink, and start casual conversation over high school that day. But with her �� tone of voice, it was obvious that she had seen and knew what I was doing and a little petrified. But a few hours later, fine, whatever. She moved on.
Except for porn. I distinctly remember a day coming back; she and my sister wanted a word with me because they actually went onto my PC for a porn hunt iirc. Was both panicked and annoyed by this.
Anyway, after the first point above, I nagged to have a lock installed on my door because I got fed up with family remembers repeatedly letting themselves into my room before giving them the okay.
Except for porn. I distinctly remember a day coming back; she and my sister wanted a word with me because they actually went onto my PC for a porn hunt iirc. Was both panicked and annoyed by this.
Anyway, after the first point above, I nagged to have a lock installed on my door because I got fed up with family remembers repeatedly letting themselves into my room before giving them the okay.
cr0w
Old Member
I was always pretty slick or kept my door locked, never had an issue.
My best friend in high school, however, used to sneak into his girlfriend's house when no one was home (she would leave the patio door unlocked for him) and hide in her closet until everyone went to bed so they could fool around. I think they were successful for about a month or so, until one night her mom came in to talk to her before bed and Jon (my friend) couldn't hide a sneeze while he was tucked into the closet. Her mom opened the door and there was Jon, curled up in the corner, scared as hell.
I should mention this was on an Air Force Base, and Jon's father was a Master Sergeant. His girlfriend's father was a Colonel. Her mom called for him to come into the room, and he grabbed Jon by the neck and hauled him out, all the while Jon is screaming, "I SWEAR I'M A VIRGIN! I SWEAR I'M A VIRGIN!" He drove him home, Jon crying and snotting all over the place, and had a very stern, very clear talk with Jon's dad, who was about as mortified as Jon was.
I didn't see Jon again for the rest of the Summer break, and rarely did I see him any more outside of school. I don't believe his girlfriend was allowed out of the house except for school or in the company of her parents for the duration of their being stationed on that base.
My best friend in high school, however, used to sneak into his girlfriend's house when no one was home (she would leave the patio door unlocked for him) and hide in her closet until everyone went to bed so they could fool around. I think they were successful for about a month or so, until one night her mom came in to talk to her before bed and Jon (my friend) couldn't hide a sneeze while he was tucked into the closet. Her mom opened the door and there was Jon, curled up in the corner, scared as hell.
I should mention this was on an Air Force Base, and Jon's father was a Master Sergeant. His girlfriend's father was a Colonel. Her mom called for him to come into the room, and he grabbed Jon by the neck and hauled him out, all the while Jon is screaming, "I SWEAR I'M A VIRGIN! I SWEAR I'M A VIRGIN!" He drove him home, Jon crying and snotting all over the place, and had a very stern, very clear talk with Jon's dad, who was about as mortified as Jon was.
I didn't see Jon again for the rest of the Summer break, and rarely did I see him any more outside of school. I don't believe his girlfriend was allowed out of the house except for school or in the company of her parents for the duration of their being stationed on that base.
Mister Megative
Banned
I went to an all male, military high school run by Benedictine monks. Good stuff. We had this super-hot, late 20s teacher named Ms Lauren. Whew lad. She taught algebra and she was the only reason anyone remotely enjoyed math. I sat in the back, one desk away from the corner. One day I take a break from gazing at her and look to my right.
Guy, the kid who sat next to me, was furiously jerking off under his desk with an urgency reserved for a man who has thirty seconds to live before he gets his final nut off.
That was 1996; I was 16. To this day, at 37, I still simply fucking can't even.
Guy, the kid who sat next to me, was furiously jerking off under his desk with an urgency reserved for a man who has thirty seconds to live before he gets his final nut off.
That was 1996; I was 16. To this day, at 37, I still simply fucking can't even.
NESpowerhouse
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
I just remembered another close call where my cousins and my aunt came up to my hotel room to check on me as we were about to head over to my cousin's wedding. Just as they knocked on the door, I had just cum to some porn I was watching on my mom's Kindle Fire tablet that she let me use. I was also in the bathroom while all this was happening. Right as they knocked on the door. I had to furiously scramble to get dressed and say that "it'll be just a minute." I think 5 minutes later I finally come out, and they all look suspicious as hell.
1. I was still in high school, and one time I came home from my ex-girlfriend's house with my shirt turned inside-out...my parents questioned it but I managed to play it off somehow.
2. Same ex-girlfriend and I just finished in her bedroom, and about 30 seconds later her mother opens the door and peers in, says "Oh..." and goes back out and shuts the door. She never said anything about it.
3. Same ex-girlfriend again and I were in my bedroom, still clothes on and as she's getting on top of me and we're making out, my mom walks in and goes "oh, sorry" and leaves. Later she said "I hope I didn't embarrass you"
4. Different ex-girlfriend, and this isn't really directly caught, but we were in my dorm. The dorm had individual bedrooms, so I had one and my roommate had one. We were doing it in my room obviously, and a few minutes after we finished we walked out and my roommate was there in the living room, we didn't hear him get home. We were pretty loud, and she's just like "sup bro".
I have never been caught jerkin somehow.
2. Same ex-girlfriend and I just finished in her bedroom, and about 30 seconds later her mother opens the door and peers in, says "Oh..." and goes back out and shuts the door. She never said anything about it.
3. Same ex-girlfriend again and I were in my bedroom, still clothes on and as she's getting on top of me and we're making out, my mom walks in and goes "oh, sorry" and leaves. Later she said "I hope I didn't embarrass you"
4. Different ex-girlfriend, and this isn't really directly caught, but we were in my dorm. The dorm had individual bedrooms, so I had one and my roommate had one. We were doing it in my room obviously, and a few minutes after we finished we walked out and my roommate was there in the living room, we didn't hear him get home. We were pretty loud, and she's just like "sup bro".
I have never been caught jerkin somehow.
Caught or almost caught by mother-in-law. They visit for long periods of time, so I forgo sex pretty much the whole time they are here. I wake up super early sometimes, I think it was a little earlier than 5 am. I go to the living room to watch some tv before I really have to get up and I come across some skinemax. I went back and forth between other tv and skinemax and I guess something caught my fancy. The in-law's door was closed, so I was like okay, I'll hear it if it opens. I didn't. I'm having a good stroke going and out of the corner of my eye, I catch someone coming down the hall. It's Grammy, as my kids call her. I sit up immediately, trying to hide my penis in my unbuttoned shorts. I'm struggling to change the channel, she can't see the tv. I manage to change the channel, she asks me a question, I act concerned, she goes to get herself ready for the day and I zip up and act like nothing happened.
Back as a teenager, I had a small tv on a swivel stand bolted to my bed. I woke up in the middle of the night, so I turned the tv on and switched it to channel 79. That's right, channel 79 scribble porn. Volume was down, so no one heard a thing. I am finishing, and I'm pushing the balls of my feet on the bottom board of my bed, it was solid so I could push off it okay. I finish, but immediately after finishing, my calf starts cramping. It's intense, feels like my calf is just rolling up. I start screaming, it's killing me, and my parents come running. I have to shut the tv off and wipe up at the same time. I assume I just pull my shorts up and shut the tv off, I don't remember that part as much. Anyway, my dad comes in and just starts massaging my calf very hard, but it did the trick. He told me it's a cramp. It eases and we all go to sleep. My parents didn't have any idea what had just taken place, but it was really close.
Been caught in the act with a girlfriend too, but that's normal caught I think. Like, we were in her room, just getting started, her step-mom knocks then comes in. I still have my shirt on, girlfriend does too, we have the comforter over our waists. We acted normal, but stepmom isn't stupid.
Back as a teenager, I had a small tv on a swivel stand bolted to my bed. I woke up in the middle of the night, so I turned the tv on and switched it to channel 79. That's right, channel 79 scribble porn. Volume was down, so no one heard a thing. I am finishing, and I'm pushing the balls of my feet on the bottom board of my bed, it was solid so I could push off it okay. I finish, but immediately after finishing, my calf starts cramping. It's intense, feels like my calf is just rolling up. I start screaming, it's killing me, and my parents come running. I have to shut the tv off and wipe up at the same time. I assume I just pull my shorts up and shut the tv off, I don't remember that part as much. Anyway, my dad comes in and just starts massaging my calf very hard, but it did the trick. He told me it's a cramp. It eases and we all go to sleep. My parents didn't have any idea what had just taken place, but it was really close.
Been caught in the act with a girlfriend too, but that's normal caught I think. Like, we were in her room, just getting started, her step-mom knocks then comes in. I still have my shirt on, girlfriend does too, we have the comforter over our waists. We acted normal, but stepmom isn't stupid.
GifGafIsTheBestGaf
Member
some great stories posted in here and that link to that legendary thread though.
personally i have two that i really will never forget.
1. my dad caught me watching Cinemax after dark and i pretended that i felt asleep while watching normal tv, dunno if he bought it though lol
2. at some point in my life we moved to my mom's hometown, i used to stay at my aunts in some storage keeping rooms made into rooms by one of my cousins. after a long wild fapping marathon i was beat, so i felt sleep and decided to clean up tomorrow.
well i woke late for school and just dumped all the stiff tissues under the bed, just when i was back from school i see my room open so i rushed in when i see my aunt moving up the bed because she was cleaning. that day sucked
personally i have two that i really will never forget.
1. my dad caught me watching Cinemax after dark and i pretended that i felt asleep while watching normal tv, dunno if he bought it though lol
2. at some point in my life we moved to my mom's hometown, i used to stay at my aunts in some storage keeping rooms made into rooms by one of my cousins. after a long wild fapping marathon i was beat, so i felt sleep and decided to clean up tomorrow.
well i woke late for school and just dumped all the stiff tissues under the bed, just when i was back from school i see my room open so i rushed in when i see my aunt moving up the bed because she was cleaning. that day sucked
UristMcDwarf
Member
Once I went to visit my wife( then girlfriend) in the city. We had rented a hotel room so we would have some privacy. So after dinner we go to the hotel and things started to get intimate. She's on the bed and I'm standing in front of her, pants around my ankles, when I hear a knock at the door. I had left the do not disturb sign on the handle so when the person on the other side said "housekeeping" I just yelled "No thanks!"
I then heard them unlock the door, so I quickly reached down to pick up my pants as I ran to the door. Just as I got to the door and my pants were half way up they opened it. There I stood for a solid 5 seconds of silence with my buddy standing at attention. The gentleman on the other side froze for a second then mumbled out "sorry.."
My wife just laughed and laughed.
I then heard them unlock the door, so I quickly reached down to pick up my pants as I ran to the door. Just as I got to the door and my pants were half way up they opened it. There I stood for a solid 5 seconds of silence with my buddy standing at attention. The gentleman on the other side froze for a second then mumbled out "sorry.."
My wife just laughed and laughed.
mysocksarepink
Banned
i was 14 jerkin, using my moms laptop *BOLD*
I was under the covers and she came in, clear view of the display, I screamed get out!!!
So I assume to myself, she's not gonna come back right
I found the will to continue
and she came back in 10 minutes later O_O
I was under the covers and she came in, clear view of the display, I screamed get out!!!
So I assume to myself, she's not gonna come back right
I found the will to continue
and she came back in 10 minutes later O_O
"In on me" never quite happened, closest was in freshman year of college when somebody crept up to the dorm stall i was jerking off in, probably figured out what i was doing, but wandered off without saying anything.
"in on someone else" was also freshman year where i ended up seeing my roommate naked while he was changing.
"in on someone else" was also freshman year where i ended up seeing my roommate naked while he was changing.
Hahahaha your brother is awesome!
Lys Skygge
Member
The worst thing that happened was my exs brother walking in on his sister and I making out in her room. A little awkward but not too bad.
I've definitely done some risky things. I'm surprised that I was never caught.
I've definitely done some risky things. I'm surprised that I was never caught.
Sheriff_Battlesnake
Banned
Mm. As a pre-teen I'd jerk it while watching porn in my Grandma's computer in the open kitchen. She was in the living room, maybe 20 ft away.
I am ashamed. My lust was strong from age 10. I destroyed many relatives computers.
I am ashamed. My lust was strong from age 10. I destroyed many relatives computers.
Inferno313
Banned
Done it. My parents were crazily strict and protective about the internet. Every computer had a filter application on it. So, I'd use the Wii Web Browser, on the living room TV, when everyone else would be down in the pool, or whatever. Never got caught, but had a few "HOME BUTTON! HOME BUTTON!" moments.
UnemployedVillain
Member
Trapped in the Closest was a masterclass of cinema and poetry/spoken word/fuckery
QuantumZebra
Member
My mom walked in on me and my gfs quite a few times, especially through college
She's cool though so it was never anything beyond slight embarrassment for the gf at the time
She's cool though so it was never anything beyond slight embarrassment for the gf at the time
My brother found out I was a certified Home of Sexual after he walked in on me while browsing some NC-17 material.
He was in a state of shock that day, poor fella.
We're on good terms now, thankfully.
He was in a state of shock that day, poor fella.
We're on good terms now, thankfully.
I didn't realize that American Dad was doing a parody of an actual song. Thought they came up with their own original thing lol
NESpowerhouse
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
I used the Wii browser for this situation as well. My go-to strategy was pressing B+DOWN to bring up the bookmarks menu leaving plenty of time to hide my dick (just make sure not to bookmark any porn). There were several close calls after I brought my Wii back up to my room where my brother, who was literally right across the hall would literally open his door then immediately open mine as well without knocking (our doors don't have locks). However, thanks to the aforementioned cautionary measures, I had plenty of time to hide my dick. I think one time I was so hasty where I realized I hadn't shoved my dick in my pants all the way while I was talking to him, so I was talking to him with my dick out. I just said I was getting dressed. The crazy thing is that he bought this story.
Sheriff_Battlesnake
Banned
This happened to me once. I was having drunk sex with my newly met, soon to be crack addict girlfriend. This was all a surprise to me, honestly, and I never would have guessed we'd be together for the next year and a half. Nor would I have guessed it'd end with us both shacked up in rehab for one reason or another.
ANYWAY. We were having sex in the car, drunkenly. It was all foggy. A couple came by and hit the car and cheered for us. They later became good friends! Sadly one of them ended up taking her own life... I think they got wrapped up with my ex and her crack shooting habits.
Honestly, that girl was bad news.
Brian Griffin
Member
My mom saw me jacking it when I was around 10. I had just discovered it and was on my bed with the door open because I didn't know any better. I was surprised, startled, and embarrassed but my mom didn't react, she just told me to do it in private next time.
I think back to this moment sometimes and how badly it could have fucked me up had she reacted differently.
I think back to this moment sometimes and how badly it could have fucked me up had she reacted differently.
TheThreadsThatBindUs
Member
Not me and not being "walked in on" specifically, but when my brothers and sisters and I were kidsthere's like six of uswe ended up having an "experience" that i'll never forget.
I was like 9 at the time. It was back in the days of VHS video cassettes and my dad used to buy a lot of movies on VHS to put on for us kids to watch to keep us all quiet. My mom was also really into British soap operas, and used to have a specific set of video cassettes she used for recording her soaps. Equally, us kids had our own video cassettes that my parents would use to record movies and cartoons for us when weren't at home to watch them on live TV.
Anyway, one sunny Saturday afternoon, my siblings and I were all playing and making a lot of noise in the living room. So to keep us quiet my dad asked us if we wanted him to put a movie on for us. We all were "yeah" and that we wanted to watch "Clash of the Titans" (the old one with stop-motion animated monsters), which my parents had recorded for us a few days before on one of our video cassettes.
So my siblings and I all gather around the TV and sit down on the floor in the middle of the living room, anxious and eager to enjoy the start of the fantastical movie adventure. My dad inserts the VHS into the recorder and hits play. Lo and behold, what do our innocent pre-teen eyes behold but a screen full of full-on 1980s deep dicking action.
My siblings and I were all stunned, and if my dad wasn't black I'm sure he would have been red as a beet. He immediately started pressing buttons on the front of the VHS recorder trying to get it to stop, which he eventually succeeded in, but not before we kids had all taken in enough of the golden age of smut that we would be forever tainted by it.
Turns out my parents were real porn addicts, despite outwardly portraying themselves to be very conservative.
Later, my sisters found a stash of literally hundreds of VHS cassettes in the bottom of the wardrobe of my parent's room, where they had been recording footage from all the pay-per-view porn channels on their satellite TV subscription. I remember after that, when my parents would be out having left us at home, we'd sneak up in to my parent's room and watch all their porn cassettes on the TV in their bedroom.
I was like 9 at the time. It was back in the days of VHS video cassettes and my dad used to buy a lot of movies on VHS to put on for us kids to watch to keep us all quiet. My mom was also really into British soap operas, and used to have a specific set of video cassettes she used for recording her soaps. Equally, us kids had our own video cassettes that my parents would use to record movies and cartoons for us when weren't at home to watch them on live TV.
Anyway, one sunny Saturday afternoon, my siblings and I were all playing and making a lot of noise in the living room. So to keep us quiet my dad asked us if we wanted him to put a movie on for us. We all were "yeah" and that we wanted to watch "Clash of the Titans" (the old one with stop-motion animated monsters), which my parents had recorded for us a few days before on one of our video cassettes.
So my siblings and I all gather around the TV and sit down on the floor in the middle of the living room, anxious and eager to enjoy the start of the fantastical movie adventure. My dad inserts the VHS into the recorder and hits play. Lo and behold, what do our innocent pre-teen eyes behold but a screen full of full-on 1980s deep dicking action.
My siblings and I were all stunned, and if my dad wasn't black I'm sure he would have been red as a beet. He immediately started pressing buttons on the front of the VHS recorder trying to get it to stop, which he eventually succeeded in, but not before we kids had all taken in enough of the golden age of smut that we would be forever tainted by it.
Turns out my parents were real porn addicts, despite outwardly portraying themselves to be very conservative.
Later, my sisters found a stash of literally hundreds of VHS cassettes in the bottom of the wardrobe of my parent's room, where they had been recording footage from all the pay-per-view porn channels on their satellite TV subscription. I remember after that, when my parents would be out having left us at home, we'd sneak up in to my parent's room and watch all their porn cassettes on the TV in their bedroom.
playingwithfire
Member
I was in a toilet cubicle at school. I was about 14. I had finished peeing, and noticed a pubic hair had found it's way under my foreskin. I rolled it back and removed the hair, then just sort of played with my foreskin for a few moments. I happened to look up, and saw the guy in the cubicle next to me was peering over the divider at me. Some nerdy older guy. He quickly retreated.
A few days later I saw this guy with his friends outside school. As I was walking past I heard one of them say to him "Oh look it's your friend lol". So he must have told people what he saw, which I thought was odd because he would've had to admit to peeking at people.
I've been caught in worse situations, but this one just had weird awkward vibe to it.
A few days later I saw this guy with his friends outside school. As I was walking past I heard one of them say to him "Oh look it's your friend lol". So he must have told people what he saw, which I thought was odd because he would've had to admit to peeking at people.
I've been caught in worse situations, but this one just had weird awkward vibe to it.
I needed this trip down memory lane. A GAF gold classic 😂😂😂
When my wife and I first got together, she was still living with her folks (she was 19 at the time). We were fooling around late at night because we figured everyone was in bed already. She had her legs over the side of the bed and after going down on her was about to finish the deed.
Right before it happened, her door started opening and her dad was coming in to tell her goodnight. She quuickly threw what blanket she could over her and I quickly sat on the floor since I was buttnaked and standing. The door was on one side of the bed, I was on the other. So I was hidden unlesz he walked around the bed or hell, just got a lil closer.
He stopped and had the blankest look on his face realizing what he walked in on. And without missing a beat, my wife looked over at him and said "would you mind closing the door?"
Needless to say, that scared the shit out of me and made for an awkward couple of days. Luckily her mom talked it over with him and although he was still pissed, he basically let it slide saying to lock the door next time because he never wants to think or come close to seeing his daughter like that.
Funny enough, they both forgot about it, but I sure as hell didnt.
Right before it happened, her door started opening and her dad was coming in to tell her goodnight. She quuickly threw what blanket she could over her and I quickly sat on the floor since I was buttnaked and standing. The door was on one side of the bed, I was on the other. So I was hidden unlesz he walked around the bed or hell, just got a lil closer.
He stopped and had the blankest look on his face realizing what he walked in on. And without missing a beat, my wife looked over at him and said "would you mind closing the door?"
Needless to say, that scared the shit out of me and made for an awkward couple of days. Luckily her mom talked it over with him and although he was still pissed, he basically let it slide saying to lock the door next time because he never wants to think or come close to seeing his daughter like that.
Funny enough, they both forgot about it, but I sure as hell didnt.
What an amazing story. Wow haha
catotheyounger
Member
My mom walked in on me getting head when I was a teen. She didn't know what was happening, and still doesn't - as it was dark and she did not have her glasses on.
playingwithfire
Member
A mother always knows.
A bit of a spin off, but I was woken up by my roommate fucking his gf (we shared the same room).
I had no idea how to react, I was furious, I found it so disrespectful. I decide to try to sleep, without success. I pretend to be sleeping, but it went for ever. I finally decide to stand up grab a book and storm off to the residence's library.
10 min later my roommatee shows up and he is like "I don't know what to say".
We are friwnds now, but I did hate him back then and mamage to turn almost all the residence agaimst them.
I had no idea how to react, I was furious, I found it so disrespectful. I decide to try to sleep, without success. I pretend to be sleeping, but it went for ever. I finally decide to stand up grab a book and storm off to the residence's library.
10 min later my roommatee shows up and he is like "I don't know what to say".
We are friwnds now, but I did hate him back then and mamage to turn almost all the residence agaimst them.
Osukaa
Member
I guess ill post one of my experiences here maybe itll get a good laugh lol.
** Warning this might have a bit to much detail so pass this up if its to much**
Ok well one night I was horny as hell and at this time my roommate from Japan was down. Now this man is the love of my life sorta the one person you meet and you never really get over them lol well I walked in on him changing in his room and saw everything the full moon and the full frontal since he turned around. He looks at me and just smiles and then continues to get dressed now to make things a bit more complicated he's straight unless hes drunk or wants something (there are some examples of things id probably divulge in on another post lol) while I am 100% gay. So I see him like that and I haven't had sex in weeks so I almost explode from that sexual tension and just seeing his perfect body fully nude (yes im a bit obsessed). Anyway he smiles and say's hes gonna study online or do something online so I just talk for a couple mins and walk out and close his door. Its already like 11PM so its a bit late and my brother is upstairs in his room playing video games so everyone is gonna be in their rooms busy for the rest of the night.
So at that point i'm horny as hell and playing with my Honker myself aint gonna cut it .. I need another living human being to make some sweet midnight love too. I know my friend is studying and I know he aint gonna give up da booty...Yet is what I think to myself like im gonna magically get a straight guy to say take me now!! So I go through my contacts on my phone and look at quick booty calls ha ha I find a guy that Ive texted back and forth and we meet up for coffee and ate but that was the extent so I am brave at this point and horny and I text him "hi.... its late and im bored.. everyone is doing theyre own thing and im stuck here with nothing to do and a bit horny" I didnt wanna bother flirting cause that takes to long so anyway he replies back "oh!? maybe I can help. Are you alone in your room? So I text him back and explain that im horny and if he wants to come over lets mess around. Well long story short he agrees and says he doesnt want anyone to see him cause he's in the closet, so I agree and say ok just call and ill open the door and we can go directly in my room and no one will know.
He gets there in like 15 mins and im ready and waiting to basically get plowed like a crop of vegatales. So I lead him on my room and he starts shaking when we undress. I ask him whats wrong and he explains its his first time and blah blah so Im like ok (I dont know if i'm the only one who realizes this but some people tend to lie about it being the first time cause it can be a turn on the other side, at least in my experiences a couple people have said its their first but when we get down they're doing things with skills and talent that most craftsmen in their trade would take years to learn, SO don't think you fooling anyone Kenny!!) sorry I wandered off the topic... ok so he says it his first and we just remove our clothing one layer at a time and eventually were in my bed doing things and it end up in a number that comes after 68. So basically we both reach climax and during the time hes moaning and moving real fast and im like dude shhhhh!! You dont want no one to know right? Plus im not in the mood to explain to everyone why some random guy is in my room getting at dat booty. Not that they would mind cause they know im gay and they're fine with it but I usually introduce any new friends to them. So we finish and im like man ... that was awesome and the way he.... plus the part when he ... and then he ..with his feet .... Oh it was awesome.
So we kiss and he's ready to go home and we walk down the stairs and everyone is still in their rooms none the wiser then he's like... I wanna do it again... and at that time my brother opens his door and walks downstairs so I open the door connecting our home to the garage and we go in there before my brother notices. So were waiting in there and he starts humping me while were standing there. So im like damn...this is hot hes ready to go again after just a couple of mins so im like ok fck it were doing this in the garage then, so we strip down nude and he starts basically doing me from behind and i'm bent over (damn that was a good time) so yeah about 5 mins pass and hes ready to climax again. At that time I hear footsteps going down the stairs and I know its my friend cause he walks down the stairs like hes trying to make imprints of his feet in them so I think ok well hes not gonna come in here cause that's to random.. anyway a min later the door to the garage opens and my friend turns on the light... and I swear to you at that time the other guy pulls out and releases everything on my back while my friend is watching with his mouth open and he has this pervy smile on his face... The other guy just freezes and doesn't say anything and my friend is just staring for like a minute he looks at me then the guy and his mouth is open with his sexy ass smile then he closes the door and I hear him run upstairs laughing and hes telling my brother. SO im like NOO!!!! then I start getting dressed really quick trying to wipe off the "stuff" and the other guy is smiling at me and he says to me..... can I do it again? Im thinking like WTF thats gonna be 3 times in the span of like 45 mins !! I need to marry this guy, but I come to my senses and say no! LOL so I hear more footsteps coming down and I know its my brother and my friend so I open the garage door and the guy goes running to his car and drives off haa haa!! Then I go in the house and I wanna go in the shower and then I get a mini lecture from my brother saying Why in the garage!!! Our cars are in there he then asks if he has to wash the car and if "anything" got on it. I say no and they both start laughing saying. I got caught at the worse time and I say Well I have no choice I aint gonna get no booty here!! Then my friend says "Well maybe if you asked me I would have considered" I look at him and I yell FUCK!! Then I go in the restroom and shower and when I get out my friend asks me to play Diablo with him so yeah that's how it ends.
Sorry for the long story but its one of those things that you just have to let out LOL.
P.S Regardless of how this story sounds I really am a good boy !!
** Warning this might have a bit to much detail so pass this up if its to much**
Ok well one night I was horny as hell and at this time my roommate from Japan was down. Now this man is the love of my life sorta the one person you meet and you never really get over them lol well I walked in on him changing in his room and saw everything the full moon and the full frontal since he turned around. He looks at me and just smiles and then continues to get dressed now to make things a bit more complicated he's straight unless hes drunk or wants something (there are some examples of things id probably divulge in on another post lol) while I am 100% gay. So I see him like that and I haven't had sex in weeks so I almost explode from that sexual tension and just seeing his perfect body fully nude (yes im a bit obsessed). Anyway he smiles and say's hes gonna study online or do something online so I just talk for a couple mins and walk out and close his door. Its already like 11PM so its a bit late and my brother is upstairs in his room playing video games so everyone is gonna be in their rooms busy for the rest of the night.
So at that point i'm horny as hell and playing with my Honker myself aint gonna cut it .. I need another living human being to make some sweet midnight love too. I know my friend is studying and I know he aint gonna give up da booty...Yet is what I think to myself like im gonna magically get a straight guy to say take me now!! So I go through my contacts on my phone and look at quick booty calls ha ha I find a guy that Ive texted back and forth and we meet up for coffee and ate but that was the extent so I am brave at this point and horny and I text him "hi.... its late and im bored.. everyone is doing theyre own thing and im stuck here with nothing to do and a bit horny" I didnt wanna bother flirting cause that takes to long so anyway he replies back "oh!? maybe I can help. Are you alone in your room? So I text him back and explain that im horny and if he wants to come over lets mess around. Well long story short he agrees and says he doesnt want anyone to see him cause he's in the closet, so I agree and say ok just call and ill open the door and we can go directly in my room and no one will know.
He gets there in like 15 mins and im ready and waiting to basically get plowed like a crop of vegatales. So I lead him on my room and he starts shaking when we undress. I ask him whats wrong and he explains its his first time and blah blah so Im like ok (I dont know if i'm the only one who realizes this but some people tend to lie about it being the first time cause it can be a turn on the other side, at least in my experiences a couple people have said its their first but when we get down they're doing things with skills and talent that most craftsmen in their trade would take years to learn, SO don't think you fooling anyone Kenny!!) sorry I wandered off the topic... ok so he says it his first and we just remove our clothing one layer at a time and eventually were in my bed doing things and it end up in a number that comes after 68. So basically we both reach climax and during the time hes moaning and moving real fast and im like dude shhhhh!! You dont want no one to know right? Plus im not in the mood to explain to everyone why some random guy is in my room getting at dat booty. Not that they would mind cause they know im gay and they're fine with it but I usually introduce any new friends to them. So we finish and im like man ... that was awesome and the way he.... plus the part when he ... and then he ..with his feet .... Oh it was awesome.
So we kiss and he's ready to go home and we walk down the stairs and everyone is still in their rooms none the wiser then he's like... I wanna do it again... and at that time my brother opens his door and walks downstairs so I open the door connecting our home to the garage and we go in there before my brother notices. So were waiting in there and he starts humping me while were standing there. So im like damn...this is hot hes ready to go again after just a couple of mins so im like ok fck it were doing this in the garage then, so we strip down nude and he starts basically doing me from behind and i'm bent over (damn that was a good time) so yeah about 5 mins pass and hes ready to climax again. At that time I hear footsteps going down the stairs and I know its my friend cause he walks down the stairs like hes trying to make imprints of his feet in them so I think ok well hes not gonna come in here cause that's to random.. anyway a min later the door to the garage opens and my friend turns on the light... and I swear to you at that time the other guy pulls out and releases everything on my back while my friend is watching with his mouth open and he has this pervy smile on his face... The other guy just freezes and doesn't say anything and my friend is just staring for like a minute he looks at me then the guy and his mouth is open with his sexy ass smile then he closes the door and I hear him run upstairs laughing and hes telling my brother. SO im like NOO!!!! then I start getting dressed really quick trying to wipe off the "stuff" and the other guy is smiling at me and he says to me..... can I do it again? Im thinking like WTF thats gonna be 3 times in the span of like 45 mins !! I need to marry this guy, but I come to my senses and say no! LOL so I hear more footsteps coming down and I know its my brother and my friend so I open the garage door and the guy goes running to his car and drives off haa haa!! Then I go in the house and I wanna go in the shower and then I get a mini lecture from my brother saying Why in the garage!!! Our cars are in there he then asks if he has to wash the car and if "anything" got on it. I say no and they both start laughing saying. I got caught at the worse time and I say Well I have no choice I aint gonna get no booty here!! Then my friend says "Well maybe if you asked me I would have considered" I look at him and I yell FUCK!! Then I go in the restroom and shower and when I get out my friend asks me to play Diablo with him so yeah that's how it ends.
Sorry for the long story but its one of those things that you just have to let out LOL.
P.S Regardless of how this story sounds I really am a good boy !!
I was basically long distance dating a Japanese girl whom I met in highschool, and a year later, during a school sanctioned trip: fucked her in her moms bed, in Japan. I was their homestay guest. Mom gave me her bed and she took the tatami room. Dad slept in his own bed. We didn't get caught.
Second trip, a personal trip, 18 and graduated: I stayed with a few families. Her's included. We had sex many times. Never got caught in sex. But, one day, while staying at her parents house, we were home alone. Her mother had gone to the grocery store.
We were too concentrated on each other, to be gauging the amount of time her mother had been out. just hanging out at the dining table, talking and stuff. For awhile. Then she mounted me in a chair (clothes on) and we started making out.
The front door is pretty far away. And being that this is Japan, there is a proper entryway. the dining area is not in view from the front door.
Her mom comes home and while still in the entryway, announces her return home in textbook Japanese fashion. She teleports off me and goes into the laundry room. Mom comes into the house proper, and sets the groceries in front of me. Crisis averted.
Not
A couple of hours later, we are in the car, taking me to the next family a day or two early. Mom is hollering in pissed-off-mom Japanese, the entire car ride. She had actually come through the front door, unheard by us, and had a full viewing of our makeout. Then, stepped back to the entryway and exaggerated her arrival to break us up.
Days later, we snuck off to a hotel for my final night.
Before and after, I have always prided myself on being on an honest and genuine person. All that was some of the most disrespectful acts I have ever committed. And it's all wrapped in some amazing and defining parts of my life. Those trips were amazing. Many people were very gracious and generous to me. I was selfish.
The next trip, she had moved away for college. So it was all good, then.
Second trip, a personal trip, 18 and graduated: I stayed with a few families. Her's included. We had sex many times. Never got caught in sex. But, one day, while staying at her parents house, we were home alone. Her mother had gone to the grocery store.
We were too concentrated on each other, to be gauging the amount of time her mother had been out. just hanging out at the dining table, talking and stuff. For awhile. Then she mounted me in a chair (clothes on) and we started making out.
The front door is pretty far away. And being that this is Japan, there is a proper entryway. the dining area is not in view from the front door.
Her mom comes home and while still in the entryway, announces her return home in textbook Japanese fashion. She teleports off me and goes into the laundry room. Mom comes into the house proper, and sets the groceries in front of me. Crisis averted.
Not
A couple of hours later, we are in the car, taking me to the next family a day or two early. Mom is hollering in pissed-off-mom Japanese, the entire car ride. She had actually come through the front door, unheard by us, and had a full viewing of our makeout. Then, stepped back to the entryway and exaggerated her arrival to break us up.
Days later, we snuck off to a hotel for my final night.
Before and after, I have always prided myself on being on an honest and genuine person. All that was some of the most disrespectful acts I have ever committed. And it's all wrapped in some amazing and defining parts of my life. Those trips were amazing. Many people were very gracious and generous to me. I was selfish.
The next trip, she had moved away for college. So it was all good, then.
Wife and I just got married, staying at my parents, nobody home, goin at it hard in the guest room that has a door to the outside, door is locked
MY BROTHER UNLOCKS AND COMES THROUGH DAMN GUEST ROOM DOOR INSTEAD OF ANY OTHER ENTRANCE LIKE A REGULAR HUMAN
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EDIT: Actually, that wasn't the worst.
When I was 16 my girlfriend convinced her mom to go shopping with her aunt for the day so that I could sneak over after school and you know what. So, I come over, mom is gone, and we take out time sipping wine etc. When we finally get into things, mom opens up the bedroom door and SURPRISE she saw right through our plan and waited just so she could catch us in the act. She tells me to get dressed and call my dad and I spend the next half hour sitting on the driveway waiting for dad to pick me up.
Her mom made her break up with me and that was it. It was an awful relationship anyway so I'm glad I got out.
MY BROTHER UNLOCKS AND COMES THROUGH DAMN GUEST ROOM DOOR INSTEAD OF ANY OTHER ENTRANCE LIKE A REGULAR HUMAN
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EDIT: Actually, that wasn't the worst.
When I was 16 my girlfriend convinced her mom to go shopping with her aunt for the day so that I could sneak over after school and you know what. So, I come over, mom is gone, and we take out time sipping wine etc. When we finally get into things, mom opens up the bedroom door and SURPRISE she saw right through our plan and waited just so she could catch us in the act. She tells me to get dressed and call my dad and I spend the next half hour sitting on the driveway waiting for dad to pick me up.
Her mom made her break up with me and that was it. It was an awful relationship anyway so I'm glad I got out.
Thequietone
Member
Mid coitus when my (now) ex brother in-law walked in. He had the key and needed something. Thought I was asleep since I didn't answer the phone. He turned around and left so fast.
Landlord's teenage son walked into my basement to ask me if I could borrow something (which he had never done before). He turns the corner and finds my gf going down on me.
Also another time, my dad (who came in through the front door rather than the garage like he always does, which I could actually hear) walked in on my ex and I having sex. He instantly turns around and walks away. We have never spoken about it.
Also another time, my dad (who came in through the front door rather than the garage like he always does, which I could actually hear) walked in on my ex and I having sex. He instantly turns around and walks away. We have never spoken about it.
This is the worst. My brother and I have never spoken about it either. Although he did see my wife the following day and they just kind of looked at each other and started laughing.
playingwithfire
Member
I have another one. Not a caught-in-the-act one, but still embarrassing as heck.
This was only a couple of years ago, I was about 27. I was staying at my parents house. Earlier that day I'd had a cheeky wank in my room, spunked all over one of my tshirts.
Later that evening I was watching telly in the lounge with my dad. Suddenly my mum walks in, holding said tshirt. "What IS this?" She said, holding up the shirt with a large wet patch on it. I sat there in disbelief for a couple of seconds, then said, "I spilled something on it." There was an awkward pause, then she just turned and walked out of the room. My dad said nothing.
Even in my late 20's my mum has no respect for my privacy at all, it does my head in. She'll go into my room, pick through my laundry, rummage through my bin (looking for recyclables) have a peek in my drawers. It was such a relief when I left home tbh.
This was only a couple of years ago, I was about 27. I was staying at my parents house. Earlier that day I'd had a cheeky wank in my room, spunked all over one of my tshirts.
Later that evening I was watching telly in the lounge with my dad. Suddenly my mum walks in, holding said tshirt. "What IS this?" She said, holding up the shirt with a large wet patch on it. I sat there in disbelief for a couple of seconds, then said, "I spilled something on it." There was an awkward pause, then she just turned and walked out of the room. My dad said nothing.
Even in my late 20's my mum has no respect for my privacy at all, it does my head in. She'll go into my room, pick through my laundry, rummage through my bin (looking for recyclables) have a peek in my drawers. It was such a relief when I left home tbh.
Monkeyball
Banned
Why are you all having sex near family members with unlocked doors?!
mullet2000
Member
I have one that shows what a stupid kid I was.
I must have been about 13-14. I snuck downstairs at like 2:00 am to watch some of the good stuff on the family computer. I have the genius idea to print out a freeze frame of the video I was watching for times when I can't get down to the computer.
I print screen, print it out, and the video box is just black. Everything else is there, video title, website, thumbnails on the right side, etc, just no actual freeze frame.
Oh well, I think, I'll finish up and throw this away.
I went back to bed forgetting to get rid of it. Left it right in front of the computer. Just a piece of paper with a screenshot of some website with the title ASHLYNN BROOKE GETS FUCKED BY TWO DICKS or something like that sitting right in front of the computer, time stamped with exactly when I printed it out. I didn't realize it until a minute after I woke up in the morning.
I run downstairs to see if it's still there. It's not. My mom comes in with it and busts me while my brother is right beside her laughing his ass off at me. I wanted to die.
I must have been about 13-14. I snuck downstairs at like 2:00 am to watch some of the good stuff on the family computer. I have the genius idea to print out a freeze frame of the video I was watching for times when I can't get down to the computer.
I print screen, print it out, and the video box is just black. Everything else is there, video title, website, thumbnails on the right side, etc, just no actual freeze frame.
Oh well, I think, I'll finish up and throw this away.
I went back to bed forgetting to get rid of it. Left it right in front of the computer. Just a piece of paper with a screenshot of some website with the title ASHLYNN BROOKE GETS FUCKED BY TWO DICKS or something like that sitting right in front of the computer, time stamped with exactly when I printed it out. I didn't realize it until a minute after I woke up in the morning.
I run downstairs to see if it's still there. It's not. My mom comes in with it and busts me while my brother is right beside her laughing his ass off at me. I wanted to die.
lol
HawksWinStanley
Member
After all these stories it makes me wonder how so many parents are still so clueless.
If I ever have a son I'm just going to assume that if he's not within my sight he's probably masturbating and I'll proceed around every corner and enter every room with extreme caution.
If I ever have a son I'm just going to assume that if he's not within my sight he's probably masturbating and I'll proceed around every corner and enter every room with extreme caution.
mullet2000
Member
Denial is a powerful thing