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[CanUKlehead]

Locks are marvelous thing...reminds me of a friend's mom who got her to behave when she removed the fucking door from her bedroom. Privacy's a helluva thing for teenagers.

Anyway...

1) I was maybe 16 or 17. I was starting to get the flu one evening and told my mom I wasn't well, went to bed. Needed a release and my dad just walked in as I was cleaning up, he stared at me, asked 'you don't feel well?' and left after I answered.

2) When I was 13, as a latchkey kid, I was home alone so door was closed and I was again getting some relief. Mom basically walked. Learned to (ironically) keep the door open after that so I can hear when someone walks into the house.

3) More of a close-call/not-so-humblebrag: This was after a threesome while away for the weekend with two friends, about 5 yeats ago now. I guess we didn't pay attention and forgot to put the 'Do Not Disturb' sign outside the door. We were all in bed naked and cuddling after, we hear a knock sat housekeeping, looked at each other and I blurted out, 'we're in here!' Thank fuck she just left.

4) Worst one didn't involve me directly, but I was 18, I was in the living room while two friends were having at it in one of the guest rooms. My mom went in the living room mortified and pissed off. I made up an excuse saying they were fighting at first. Based on what me and one of them pieced together, mom didn't actually walk in, but just heard them.

5) Quite tame, but my dad was visiting my condo and he was Hoovering. He asked me to help him move the couch and I did. When I looked on the floor when I moved my side, nice blue condom wrapper that was under the couch. I don't think he noticed (or maybe care) but I'm pretty sure I just kicked the wrapper under the couch again to hide it from him lol

 

[kewlmyc]

Surprisingly never happened to me because I know how to lock my fucking door.

I've seen a fair number of my family naked though. Wish they knew how to lock their fucking door or not assume they're the only ones home and just close the door.

 

[Ragnite]

Lots of posts mentioning locks...

"I forgot to lock the door"
"Why didn't you lock the door???"

Confused.. do people have locks on internal doors??? Never seen that in my entire life (except bathrooms)

All the doors in my house have locks.

 

[tonysidaway]

The thing that really surprises me (and I think it's a sentiment I mostly associate with Americans) is that some people are scared to take basic attempts to ensure their privacy, for fear of being suspected of having a good reason to want some privacy.

Seriously, if you're in any kind of relationship where your right to personal privacy is not an unquestioned and absolute right, you may be a victim of abuse.

Locking your door, or putting a password on your email account, is not unreasonable.

Edit: a good parent should recognise their child's right to privacy, particularly their right to discover their sexuality. Understanding somebody's right to self-pleasure is fine and I'm sure we all agree, but if it doesn't apply to your children then what's the point?

 

[Mediking]

I...I... I've been caught humping pillows before.

 

[chicagocubsfan]

I think my Mom caught me looking at Hentai which I was looking up on my Wii. I was in 7th grade I think hahaha.

 

[cirrhosis]

A good friend of mine needed a place to crash at for a bit and I offered my place since I had the space. One day his mom and her partner were in town for the night. My buddy and his moms partner went out to get something from his storage while his mom opted to take a shower then go to bed. This left me alone. I had just made dinner and then started cleaning the kitchen.
Friends mom was in the bathroom for a while. I'm not great at paying attention to my body and its needs, and about 15 minutes after she's in the bathroom I found I really had to take a shit. Like "I'm going to crap my pants in the next two minutes" level bad. Must have something I ate that night, or the coffee from earlier in the day finally affecting my bowels.
I was faced with a problem. I didn't want to go then to the bathroom for two principle reasons - I didn't know if i could make it in time, and I didn't want to disturb her since she was a guest and all, plus I'm fairly awkward.
I made a split decision to get my cleaning bucket from the pantry which I usually use to wet and wipe the floors with. I didn't have much time so I quickly pushed my pants down and squatted over the little blue bucket and let loose. As it plopped into the pail my attention was intently drawn to the sound of the bathroom door opening. Oh no! She's going to catch me crapping into a bucket in the kitchen and it's going to be terrible. How the fuck can I explain myself? I heard her footsteps move toward the kitchen. I stood up and pulled my pants up; the guest thing I thought about was I had to hide the poo so I put the bucket in the pantry. The footsteps stopped though and went upstairs. As soon as I heard her lie down, I got the bucket and hurried to the bathroom to clean up.

So yeah, could have been bad.

 

[NESpowerhouse]

I...I... I've been caught humping pillows before.

Hey, it's like we've had this conversation before.

 

[tonysidaway]

Is there a serious difference between "I was caught [doing something a horny child does in private]" and "I was [doing something a horny child does in private] and an adult [deliberately or by accident] compromised my privacy?"

 

[Mediking]

Hey, it's like we've had this conversation before.

Life is all a circle.

 

[Kevtones]

Girlfriend and I were 17. We skip class and went at it in her bedroom. She’s riding me hard, cowgirl, faced away from her door and I hear a noise, ask ‘is someone home’. She says ‘ no’. A minute later, she's getting to climax, vocally too, and her door BURSTS open.

It’s her Dad.

I make etched in fucking stone eye contact with him and he shuts the door immediately. He says her name once.

She gets dressed, suitably terrified, and goes out there. I hear him yell ‘take that brain from out between your legs and put it up here!’. I get dressed and come out and he instructs me home without making eye contact (he’d met his eye contact quota with me that day).


It was all gravy though as I was invited for Thanksgiving a couple weeks later.

 

[Dead Prince]

Girlfriend and I were 17. We skip class and went at it in her bedroom. She’s riding me hard, cowgirl, faced away from her door and I hear a noise, ask ‘is someone home’. She says ‘ no’. A minute later, she's getting to climax, vocally too, and her door BURSTS open.

It’s her Dad.

I make etched in fucking stone eye contact with him and he shuts the door immediately. He says her name once.

She gets dressed, suitably terrified, and goes out there. I hear him yell ‘take that brain from out between your legs and put it up here!’. I get dressed and come out and he instructs me home without making eye contact (he’d met his eye contact quota with me that day).


It was all gravy though as I was invited for Thanksgiving a couple weeks later.

did her dad show you how he stuffed the turkey?

 

[boiled goose]

Highschool. Gathering at parents house.

Gf and I on my bed over the covers on our backs with a blanket suspiciously on top.

Clearly something going on with our hands underneath.

Uncle walks in. Immediately steps back out.

 

[Beaniedude]

One time I was walking from the shower to my room when a stranger walked through my apartment door.
They just stared at me and I held their eye. Their eyes flicked down to the towel around my waist and then back up again.
"Sorry," they mumbled and then left.
I never saw them again.

 

[Shake Appeal]

This one didn't bother me too much, but the girl I was seeing didn't take it too well. We were, uh, 69'ing with her facing her bedroom door when her younger brother walked in unannounced.

So he saw his sister ... yeah.

 

[Tyraniboah]

My girlfriend (now wife) and I, when I was nineteen, were messing around in her room at her house. Door locked, completely naked, no blanket. I'm laying back and....her 11 year old sister picked the lock and opened the door. Wife moved her head and her sister sees everything. Ten years later I still don't like that that happened

 

[HisImperialMajesty]

When I was back in high school, my dad owned a huge Hummer H2 that was all the rage back then. I borrowed it one night and picked up my then girlfriend, and we found a spot in a secluded road nearby and decided to get it on. Unfortunately, I had no idea how to turn the lights off the stupid vehicle while keeping the air conditioning on (it was a hot summer night), so I just kept the car running, lights on and all.

Ten minutes later, when we were both buck naked and having a good time, we're interrupted by someone knocking on the car. We panic obviously, and I can't find any of my clothes, so I end up using her blouse to cover my still erect penis while she thankfully was able to find the rest of her clothes. It was a cop, who then proceeds to shine a light into my window, sees me butt naked except for some lacy blouse covering my crotch, and tells me that my car light is on. He then asks my girlfriend if she is ok, and she laughs and says yes this is my boyfriend. He just looks at us two for a moment and tells us to get out of there, to which I barely stutter out a meek thank you in return.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

My mom walked in on me watching the Playboy channel before I went to school one morning. I was lucky that it was just one of those "naked girls doing random things" shows that Playboy TV shows before they switch to movies. Junior year, I just got done getting ready for school, decided to sit down, and see what was on.

Mom walks into the living room: oh..... Why are these girls all naked?
Me, surprised: eh, I don't know mom. Crazy white girls or something.
Mom: oh, okay. Is your bus here yet?
Me: nope.....
Mom: ok, have a good day at school.

--

I was fingering my girlfriend at the time in my Junior year of Highschool at home, in my room. Of course the door doesn't lock well, of course. My older sister walked in, and I was as fast as Barry Allen, fingers slipped out, I stood up from my bed, my girlfriend did too. She came in and asked if we were ready to leave to go to the Hmong Sports Tournament.....

 

[Kyoufu]

Back when I didn't know how to sit on a toilet seat my cousin walked in on me taking a shit whilst squatting on the toilet itself. Looking back it was pretty embarrassing but since I was like 6 years old I doubt she remembers it now.

 

[SomTervo]

This one didn't bother me too much, but the girl I was seeing didn't take it too well. We were, uh, 69'ing with her facing her bedroom door when her younger brother walked in unannounced.

So he saw his sister ... yeah.

I've got a mirror story back on page 3 i think

 

[Neece]

My mom walked in on me watching the Playboy channel before I went to school one morning. I was lucky that it was just one of those "naked girls doing random things" shows that Playboy TV shows before they switch to movies. Junior year, I just got done getting ready for school, decided to sit down, and see what was on.

Mom walks into the living room: oh..... Why are these girls all naked?
Me, surprised: eh, I don't know mom. Crazy white girls or something.
Mom: oh, okay. Is your bus here yet?
Me: nope.....
Mom: ok, have a good day at school.

--

I was fingering my girlfriend at the time in my Junior year of Highschool at home, in my room. Of course the door doesn't lock well, of course. My older sister walked in, and I was as fast as Barry Allen, fingers slipped out, I stood up from my bed, my girlfriend did too. She came in and asked if we were ready to leave to go to the Hmong Sports Tournament.....

Did you wash your finger?

 

[farisr]

Back when I didn't know how to sit on a toilet seat my cousin walked in on me taking a shit whilst squatting on the toilet itself. Looking back it was pretty embarrassing but since I was like 6 years old I doubt she remembers it now.

she remembers.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Did you wash your finger?

My dude.... I didn't have the time to, lol. I wasn't even ready though. I grabbed my girl, we went to the bathroom and did some more dirty stuff lmao. Nobody bothered us while we were in the bathroom though.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

I've had plenty of (boring) close calls, but no real walk-ins (beyond my girlfriend walking in pre-clean-up, but I mean, that really doesn't count lol).

- Friend almost walked in on my girlfriend giving me a blowjob at her (the friend's) house. That wouldn't have been terrible though, since the friend and her family are pretty... free... people and we basically went there to begin with as cover for sexual escapades away from our parents' houses, and we told her what she almost walked in on pretty soon after, haha.

- Best friend/roommate almost walked in on us in college, and he almost certainly did know that he nearly did (didn't ever ask), but again, who really cares?

The two vaguely more interesting times were once when we briefly did it in the living room in my parents house when everyone was gone, and they came home shortly after we started, but we had plenty of time stop and redress so no one caught on.

The other was when we almost did it at a small man-made lake along-side the (somewhat busy) road at night. Someone honked and my girlfriend freaked out so we never actually did anything, but I'm still like 95% sure the car was honking at something else and couldn't see us, haha.

OH. And one time my girlfriend's mom almost walked in, but asked "are you decent?" to which my girlfriend immediately and awkwardly yelled "UH, NO!" which prompted a hilarious "What?!", but she managed to paint a different picture of what was going on after the fact. Not that it really would have mattered. Her mom really wouldn't have cared (she was just surprised by the response), we were just young, awkward, and very private about it.

 

[Snarky(HEART)]

This is kind of like getting "caught" but it's very embarrassing.

Was dating a girl while in school, and during the break, we realize we actually live like, super close to one another.

Dots get connected, and eventually she realizes that my half-sister is one of her close friends. She has a mini freak out and tells me what she did.

So we may have...recorded a few videos. Well, she may have showed the video of her giving me a bj to my sister.

I join her in her freak out.

My sister didn't know it was me but the next day when I bring her to my house and my half sister sees her, she just goes wide-eyed, screams OH MY GOD, my GF bursts out laughing. I think she and I both died that day.

 

[LordKasual]

At least it was normal porn. I inadvertently walked in on my step dad looking at shemale porn.
Needless to say, I decided that was the last time I would use his computer to do my taxes.

I've always been way too good to get caught with porn.

but i've been caught with the browser auto-complete waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many times (once is enough)

time before "incognito mode" was a dangerous time

 

[Mediking]

My mom walked in on me watching the Playboy channel before I went to school one morning. I was lucky that it was just one of those "naked girls doing random things" shows that Playboy TV shows before they switch to movies. Junior year, I just got done getting ready for school, decided to sit down, and see what was on.

Mom walks into the living room: oh..... Why are these girls all naked?
Me, surprised: eh, I don't know mom. Crazy white girls or something.
Mom: oh, okay. Is your bus here yet?
Me: nope.....
Mom: ok, have a good day at school.

--

I was fingering my girlfriend at the time in my Junior year of Highschool at home, in my room. Of course the door doesn't lock well, of course. My older sister walked in, and I was as fast as Barry Allen, fingers slipped out, I stood up from my bed, my girlfriend did too. She came in and asked if we were ready to leave to go to the Hmong Sports Tournament.....

Lmao I'm dying

 

[Pancake Mix]

Girlfriend and I were 17. We skip class and went at it in her bedroom. She’s riding me hard, cowgirl, faced away from her door and I hear a noise, ask ‘is someone home’. She says ‘ no’. A minute later, she's getting to climax, vocally too, and her door BURSTS open.

It’s her Dad.

I make etched in fucking stone eye contact with him and he shuts the door immediately. He says her name once.

She gets dressed, suitably terrified, and goes out there. I hear him yell ‘take that brain from out between your legs and put it up here!’. I get dressed and come out and he instructs me home without making eye contact (he’d met his eye contact quota with me that day).


It was all gravy though as I was invited for Thanksgiving a couple weeks later.

Guess he wasn't all that mad.

 

[11037]

My sister walked in one me receiving a blowjob. She opened the door, saw what was happening and immediately closed it. She never bought it up thankfully.

On the bright side, she now knocks instead of barging into my room.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

My sister walked in one me receiving a blowjob. She opened the door, saw what was happening and immediately closed it. She never bought it up thankfully.

On the bright side, she now knocks instead of barging into my room.

My relatives now yell out my name, lol, before they enter my room. All I'm saying is..... Is that it's hard as hell to stop even when somebody yells out your name. Bringing people over, they know better or you'd hope they would

 

[Kyoufu]

she remembers.

I told her about the time I threw up in her dad's car but she didn't remember that. I'm good.

 

[Nowise10]

My dad walked in on me a couple years ago trying to take a selfie of myself which was really awkward, because I was embarrassed and was stuttering when answering to him. Of course my dad never knocks and just opens the doors, or knocks as he is opening the door.

Somewhat unrelated, but I remember I was looking up "porn" when I was like 6 and my family finding out and blaming my older brother, because I didn't know internet history was a thing.

 

[Kremzeek]

When I was 18 my mom walked in on me and my gf right as I came on her tits. She just said, "ok", and walked out lol

I'm dying

Just "ok..."

ROFLMAO

 

[TheOGB]

Just remembered our senior boat dance. My ex and I were getting frisky throughout the evening and just decided to slip into the bathroom and get a quickie in. Some dude walked in and was like "whu--ohh, shit" and I just casually said "We'll be done soon." We finished and exited just as casually, with no one other than that guy noticing. I'd never even seen that guy in all four years of high school.

That was also only the second time I'd ever had sex.

We were close friends before and after dating, and we were very open with each other, so years later and after breaking up we were hanging out in the living room of her apartment and she nonchalantly asked if she could blow me. I laughed and said "Yeah, go for it." It'd been a while since we fooled around at that point so we were both getting into it, and then she suddenly stopped and looked me in the eyes before saying, "I should grab a condom." I was like "Yes, yes you should," and she went topless back to her room to grab one, but couldn't find it. She kept looking for a little bit, when suddenly I heard keys jingling in the hallway. Luckily the living room was around the corner from the entrance, so I was able to slip back into my pants and tried to alert my friend. But just as she walked out of her room her roommates walked in, and all I heard around the corner was my ex saying "AWW, SHIT. Hey." I cracked up laughing, and the roommates almost freaked out because they forgot I was coming over.

One time I was walking from the shower to my room when a stranger walked through my apartment door.
They just stared at me and I held their eye. Their eyes flicked down to the towel around my waist and then back up again.
"Sorry," they mumbled and then left.
I never saw them again.

That's....... unsettling

This is kind of like getting "caught" but it's very embarrassing.

Was dating a girl while in school, and during the break, we realize we actually live like, super close to one another.

Dots get connected, and eventually she realizes that my half-sister is one of her close friends. She has a mini freak out and tells me what she did.

So we may have...recorded a few videos. Well, she may have showed the video of her giving me a bj to my sister.

I join her in her freak out.

My sister didn't know it was me but the next day when I bring her to my house and my half sister sees her, she just goes wide-eyed, screams OH MY GOD, my GF bursts out laughing. I think she and I both died that day.

why would she show her friend that regardless of dots being connected

 

[IC5]

Rather than tell on me: one of my brothers would find soft nude model pics I had "hidden" on the family computer and use mspaint to draw squiggly lines over them.
We never talked about. But I knew it was him.

 

[DarkJediKnight]

Didn't happen to me but saw it happen to someone at a library.

There was a 20 something guy with his MacBook watching porn right across from me. He positioned himself so there was a window behind him and no one would walk there.

The thing is, I don't think his headphones were plugged in properly.

So he's probably thinking no one can hear him but all could. This went on for 10 min until he realized and simply walked away.

 

[Doctoglethorpe]

Was still a teenager. Pretty nasty hentai on my computer screen. Was drawing or writing something on paper not looking at it, so when my mom knocked on my door I said come in without thinking or hesitating.

Yep.

Here was another time when I took her tissue box and lotion out of her room, then forgot about it and left them on my bed. "Why are those in here." "Uh, my hands were dry." :|

:|

Yeeeap.

 

[IC5]

Didn't happen to me but saw it happen to someone at a library.

There was a 20 something guy with his MacBook watching porn right across from me. He positioned himself so there was a window behind him and no one would walk there.

The thing is, I don't think his headphones were plugged in properly.

So he's probably thinking no one can hear him but all could. This went on for 10 min until he realized and simply walked away.

no speakers, but people use the public PCs at the Seattle PBL to watch porn and cams, all the time.

 

[Ancient Gray]

I was getting ready to have sex with this girl in college but her roommate came back to the dorm so we had to improvise.

So we went to a study room that had a locked closet. But it was open on the top so I slid through, opened the closet from the other side, let her in, and we went at it.

About 10 mins in a person comes in to, well, study.

So we decide to try and wait it out in thqt closet, but we're both impatient. I then decide for some reason that pretending the room is haunted is a good idea.

So I start making ghost noises.

The girl studying loses her damn mind. She rushes out of the room screaming bloody murder, which causes a lot of unwanted attention as you can imagine. And everyone starts going into the room.

I don't think I need to finish this story.

 

[paperboywriter]

Girlfriend and I were 17. We skip class and went at it in her bedroom. She’s riding me hard, cowgirl, faced away from her door and I hear a noise, ask ‘is someone home’. She says ‘ no’. A minute later, she's getting to climax, vocally too, and her door BURSTS open.

It’s her Dad.

I make etched in fucking stone eye contact with him and he shuts the door immediately. He says her name once.

She gets dressed, suitably terrified, and goes out there. I hear him yell ‘take that brain from out between your legs and put it up here!’. I get dressed and come out and he instructs me home without making eye contact (he’d met his eye contact quota with me that day).


It was all gravy though as I was invited for Thanksgiving a couple weeks later.

Why was the dad so mad?

 

[DarkJediKnight]

no speakers, but people use the public PCs at the Seattle PBL to watch porn and cams, all the time.

YEA. When I was going to university, I went to the public reference library which is the largest library in Toronto.

I was poor and couldn't afford internet so I did my work on the computers there.

Homeless guys would come in regularly and watch porn and then head to the washroom.

People watch some really disgusting stuff. I saw one guy watching a man stick his whole arm in another guy's ass. I was thinking: "People actually get off this?"

 

[PersonAndStuff]

I live in constant fear that I forgot to lower the blinds all the way or only have the screen door closed. Neither have ever happened. I need a second story apartment.

 

[VaultBoy101]

A friend and I, both in our late teens, were looking at a naked lady on his computer in his room. This was in the early days of the internet so it was just a still image, probably from Playboy (I know, scandalous!). His mom opened the door to his room unannounced. I quickly hit the power button on his monitor. She asked a question about something unrelated and then walked out of the room.

She had a talk with him about it later, never said anything to me but it was definitely awkward the next time I went over to his house.

 

[DogDude]

Probably this very thread when I realized 13 year olds were reading it.

 

[Apt101]

I was in high school, boning a girl in the passenger seat of my car. We had parked around the corner from her house, she snuck out. I think I was 17.

Suddenly I hear a loud thumping on the window and a woman yelling in spanish. Yep, her mom. Who already didn't care for me much before that.

 

[milanbaros]

Girlfriend and I were 17. We skip class and went at it in her bedroom. She’s riding me hard, cowgirl, faced away from her door and I hear a noise, ask ‘is someone home’. She says ‘ no’. A minute later, she's getting to climax, vocally too, and her door BURSTS open.

It’s her Dad.

I make etched in fucking stone eye contact with him and he shuts the door immediately. He says her name once.

She gets dressed, suitably terrified, and goes out there. I hear him yell ‘take that brain from out between your legs and put it up here!’. I get dressed and come out and he instructs me home without making eye contact (he’d met his eye contact quota with me that day).


It was all gravy though as I was invited for Thanksgiving a couple weeks later.

That sounds creepy tbh.

 

[Xero]

dont know why but this topic reminds me of this scene from the IT crowd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqP-Nyk-Ib8

 

[spawnsniper]

Im sure its been said, but... she wants your D. I mean that's what happens in all the porn movies I watch.

 

[sun-drop]

Entered this thread expecting alot of VR porn stories..

 

[mhayes86]

Totally forgot about a couple stories with an ex; fairly tame, but embarrassing nonetheless.

Both times her and I thought the house was empty, but her sister had a tendency to skip school. One of which we were having sex very loudly that we knocked stuff over, then her sister came upstairs and knocked on the door yelling to keep it down. Whoops!

The second time and a different day, we were taking a shower together and having sex loudly, and her sister came banging on the door again telling us to keep it down. Why the hell was she home again!? She ended up telling their mom when she got home from work, who just smiled at my ex asking her how her shower was this morning. My ex responded "Great!"

Christ I hated her sister.